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BK: Bringing dankness into your life for nearly a year

You know 2 much m8... An early preview our next ad: Black Knights: Outdoor Safety

Black Knights: We do the math for you

You check out anytime you like, but you can never leave. Also I kept the picture you drew Heinrich

Wait did you see that? Let's take a closer look... Orbis Orbit gum Trident Trident is also a gum gum has 3 letters Illuminati has 3 sides but wait is this merely a coincidence? let's go deeper... recommended serving size for gum is 1 piece illuminati has 1 eye Supercheese and Trident are illuminati confirmed

If you enjoyed our previous ads here they are, in addition to the ones currently up: 1: Our first ad ever produced and aired recently: Ayylmaos with Attitude: Straight Outta Orbis 2: BK Delivers 3: Cereal is a soup 4: BK Insurance

Ayylosaurus 150 Million Ayy lmaos ago, long after the first ayy lmaos left the Mtn Dew Voltage oceans and arrived on land, Ayylosaurus was the apex quickscoper of it's time. In fact, it's powerful claws allowed it to double tap which combined with its powerful legs and long tail could enable it to 360 noscope if needed. It lived off a diet exclusively of Doritos. Its powerful jaws allowed it to crush the doritos of other ayy lmaos like the Stegoritosaurus. Stegoritosaurus did have one trick up its sleeve, having spikes on its tail and sharp doritos on its back to cut the roof of Ayylosaurus' mouth. Now with the power of MLG science, BK and InGen have been able to bring this majestic ayy lmao back.

Ayyfricanized Lmao Bee This little creature is known for its massive hivemind structures and buzzing around with a distinct "ayy lmao." Here we have this little Ayyfricanized Lmao Bee using it's advanced antennayy to search this Rose for Mtn Dew nectar. The fresh Mtn Dew nectar will be used to feed the the hive and raise the next generation of MLG'ers. It is amazing how such a small creature evolved during the Cretayyceous period after the first flowering dank plants arrived just before the great K/D extinction that drove the massive Ayylmaosaurs to their end.

BK, we're radical in every sense of the word

Ayy lmao, this quickly went from DoE to Q&A/criticism. Good luck little simians. Ayy lmaos will enjoy watching your civilizations struggle. The best part will be taking the credit for all those monuments and technological developments.

We regulate the ayy lmao-ing of this here property and we're damn good too. But you can't be any ayylien off the street, you gotta be handy with the memes and earn your keep.

Here at BK we also put things in the mouth Like this fine Mexican cuisine

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Official statement:

BK, from the harsh wilderness to your dinner table. That's quality guaranteed.

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