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I don't lead an alliance, I lead a community and a generation.

#shitposters

#2017 Shifty

Is November election or erection month? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Find out when you vote Shifty 2017.

Make Posting Great Again!

Shifty for 2017 Worst Poster, Player, and Most Controversial Player. Let's do this bois.

If you collect dead skin, hair, and scabs then use them as food for mushrooms, can you technically say you're farming yourself for food?

Would you rather have a belly button that turns lint into mother of pearls or be able to turn shit into diamonds in 24hrs+ (the more time, the bigger and higher quality the diamond)? The diamonds would range in feeling like a bad case of constipation to literally shitting sandpaper if you waited more than 24 hours (caps off at 96 hrs) to shit while the lint pearls would be painless. 

I don't shit where I eat, but I eat where I shit.

#justdungbeetlethings

Ever wonder what Shifty is all about in this game?

Now from Penguin Books and the people who brought you all the edgy political manifestos from the late 1800s and early 1900s, comes Shifty Must Die Mode: Playing P/W on the most tryhard difficulty, memoirs of a madman by Shifty Stranger. Available now P/W Wiki. 

http://politicsandwar.wikia.com/wiki/Shifty_Stranger

They said dress for the job you want not the one you have. Apparently that does not mean skin a person with a better job and wear them like a pelt.

Sometimes I like to paint myself blue and stick nails in my skin. Then I run around and sometimes curl up into a ball while saying "Gotta go fast." The problem is no matter how fast I go, I can't outrun my problems.

Why do you stalk my profile?

 Ye boi, back to the original name. !@#$ rebranding. I'm also hammered so Alex should be happy I do impulsive shit when drunk.

Imagine a better world where we have a Walmart, Shell Gas Station, Starbucks, and McDonalds on Mt. Everest.

#capitalistinnovation

My soul is far from having just a minor cold and in need of some chicken soup.

It's more like it's been terminally ill, went outside got sunburnt and had an allergic reaction to air that caused its skin to violently blister, fester, and then burst. Immediately after, it was jumped and beaten with baseball bats and as it tried to crawl blindly towards help, it was hit by a large tractor trailer truck and then left to die. 

From far away it looked like your avatar was Osama bin Laden.

Florida and Texas are building the biggest outdoor waterparks and here in California we get nothing but heat waves and fires. Smh.

Why don't we save Florida by pushing it somewhere else?

Surfer on Acid Plus:

Jaegermeister
Malibu Rum
Pineapple Juice
Cranberry Juice

Surfer Acid Bomb:

Jaegermeister
Malibu Rum
Pineapple Juice
Red Bull Cranberry Flavor

You won't find these anywhere, I mixed these together when the bartender asked me what I wanted the day my 2nd dog died and I said Idk, just mix shit together.

Like Eminem/Slim Shady, the Narrator/Tyler Durden, and Black/White Michael Jackson, I need two personas for all my edginess and achievements. I have brought back the gnome. #success

Why not "flavored effervescent beverage?"

Some of you guys have been asking why the name change. To settle the question: I changed names because I was bored and it fits AIM's theme better. I changed nation name because Ayy lmao is dead. Aliens will always be a thing though. There's only one of me on Discord as well: #1384. If you check your logs, you'll notice it's me. Same if you check my nation activity log on my nation page. I will always shitpost and provide propaganda, just less now because I'm busy with work nowadays.

I've been peeling the top layer of my skin slowly so I can sew together the pieces into a suit of my own skin. Any bits of advice?

When I pee it looks like ketchup, is this normal?

example:

Ayy lmao

Now with added Calcium! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)