CoraMcstrap

Entitled Karen is aisle 5

Love it!

I look forward to the great things I know you will achieve. Hannah ❤️

They were they before, I just underlined them for people who can't be bothered to read properly

Someone may need to go back to school and relearn reading.

It wasn't a good time to be a monster. For month after month the "pesky kids" of Mystery Inc. had been chasing all manner of beasts, determinedly pulling at their faces as if they could peel them off like a mask. It was most off-putting. Something had to be done. For instance it was only the other day that Fark had been floating around the launderette to get its whites whiter than white when someone started pulling at Fark's bedsheets expecting someone to be inside! USN was faring no better. It was that time of the month, the full moon was at its highest and everything was getting a little itchy. Popping down to the local farm for some drive-through sheep wasn't going to cut it as Mystery Inc. had parked outside. The Federation on the other hand was hankering after some skellington keys, perfect for finding lots of loot. UPN was depressed. It tried to be scary. Wearing a big black cloak and some fantastic dental work obviously helped but these days either the Scooby Gang was accusing them of putting it on or people kept standing around expecting them to sparkle in the sunlight! Something had to be done. After much discussion involving three virgins, two toads, and a goat the monsters came up with a magnificent idea. How about building a commune for 'hard done by' Monsters everywhere? Somewhere where they'd be safe, somewhere they could drink the blood of innocents in peace. The Federation sorted out the finances by discovering a nice rich family living all on their own in a big mansion. UPN redecorated, making sure to cover the window with wonderfully thick delightful purple drapes to keep out the pesky sunlight. Fark made sure to give the whole house a good airing by blowing over the furniture with a good gust of wind. Finally USN made sure the whole household would be well fed by digging a giant hole in the middle of the living room and filling it up with supper. As the four monsters relaxed they looked proudly at their work and let out a satisfied sound. This wasn't any old mansion, it was their mansion, a Haunted Mansion! Haunted Mansion Treaty Preamble- On 25/01/22 the signatory alliances come together to build a Haunted Mansion. No longer will ghouls and ghosts live in fear on the streets of Orbis, for they shall be provided with warm coffins and spooky snacks. The alliances of Haunted Mansion are committed to keeping the cauldron bubbling and full of frogs, scaring any do-gooders who want to clean out the creepy cobwebs and keeping the fridge filled with fresh blood. Section 1- Respect. Each monster has the right to put fresh locks on their own laboratory and agree not to steal any valuable ingredients from each other. A monster’s five-legged dog is his own to play with. If there are any arguments over who split the lizard spittle then the monsters agree to solve the issue amicably and without the use of wands. Section II - Intelligence. Each monster agrees to share any discoveries they may have found. Knowledge is power so such discoveries may not be disclosed to third parties without the consent of the majority. If any of the monsters find secret doors, hidden hallways, or traps inside the mansion, they will share with the other monsters to continue to create a spooky experience for anyone that visits. Section III - Defense. If any monsters come under attack from any inquisitors, witch-hunters or other assorted hammer horror cast members, the rest of the household will lend their ghouls, poltergeists and eye-monsters to deter the attacks. Section IV - Optional Aggression. If any monsters get peckish and feel the need to feed on some local villagers, the other monsters have the option to join them. Section V - Admission. If any monster wishes to indoctrinate any new blood to the household, it may be agreed upon by the passing of a unanimous vote and the sacrifice of a three-headed sheep. Section VI - Each monster agrees that any outside blood pacts must be agreed upon by the whole household before signing, except for any young, fresh, juicy protectorates who are the sole prerogative and responsibility of their protector. All outside blood pacts are strictly under the responsibility of the monster signing them. Other monsters will have no obligation to help clean up messes. Section VII - Cancellation Should any monsters decide that the blood is fresher in the next town they may leave after three nights have passed. Equally if the monsters collectively and unanimously decide that one of their fellows table manners are atrocious they may expel them from the household. The expelled member is kindly reminded to clean up their laboratory before leaving and arrange for an exorcism to remove any of their unwanted ghosts. Signed The United Purple Nations Prime Minister - Cora Mcstrap Chief of Staff - Cameron Axley The United Socialist Nations: Darvolt - Vanguard Matrix - Vanguard Farkistan Internal Affairs: RhealLuhb Foreign Affairs: Kitschie War Boss: Bozzie The Federation Kosta, King Shohan, Lord Ambassador TLDR: Mystery Inc has been reborn as Haunted Mansion

You better look after GATO

To was a pleasure short as it was. Good luck in the future and don't be strangers

That would have required him to put his name in the hat lol

It was short but sweet. Good luck for the future

It was great working with you guys. 💜

I bid you a welcome to our fair Oasis. The drinks are on the house and the view is the best around

Great to see this up and going. A new chapter for all involved. ☺️

It's the end of a era but a necessary one

If that's the lie you need to tell yourself so you can sleep at night then carry on. But watch this space

A pleasure to fight you all