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If NE1 elss wans 2 see wut goons R up to ovr at HQ SPINEFUND SUPER SECRET GOONBASE, click dis linke: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3897634 Sinsteerly, Da Cowz Shhhhhh don moo to Marx

Owe kno. Dey gott in 2 da publicz forumz an scrnshotted somthin. PLZ SENDE ESCARGOT. (NE 1 wanna trade sum resrources frm Da Herd 4 escargot? Da Herd wille cut u a bigg deel.) Sinsteerly, Da Cowz Edit: Plz sende escargot. Iss a cowz delicacy.

We wer very curioso so Da Herd aesked da Toros Bravos an they tol us wut u say. Insted of talkin' bout bugz, y don u sey wut ur brainz feel aboot the treety Goons juss maed w/da Guardianz? Sinsteerly, Da Cowz

Frum 1 ma'amal to da udder, evn if its juss a horseycock, dere iz no payper in da gam. Is 100% digitail. Fur da record, GoG waz da Herd's favorit film in recent hoovestory. Is gud 2 see ma'amals udder den hoomanz reprezented. Raccoonz r ancient friendz of cowz. Sinsteerly, Da Cowz, ancieent friendz of da Raccooons.

Da herd doesntt reed thees caz alwayz 2 longg. dis 1 specially longg. NEways, gladd ur heer. Sinsteerly, Da Cowz

Der wuz a silentz ov da 2 fartz. Heh. Juss kiddin. Da Herd swished 2 grasse. NE wayz, Da cowz liek ur flag. 1 ov da bessy in Orbitz. 2 baad tha warZ sew slo--a-la-moad an wee hafta byrn em. Da Herd wuld heff bawt 1 frum u. Sinsteerly, Da Cowz.

Needz mor cowz. Juss 1 herdz opinon. Sinsteerly, Da Cowz Eidt: Evn tho needz mor cowz, iss perdy coole 2 maek gifs. Gud jorb makin sum phun stuffs durin deez dramma hevy tiems.

eets mor ov a prefrance thang. Juss cause u switche protectates don meen ur stabbin' rumps. Eets mor liek switchin' partnrs in Cowz Class 2 stan nex 2 ur new frand. May Hevns Gattes b openned 4 longus tiem. Mmmmm...peas.

***SLUUURRRRRRRPPP*** Dis da bess Koolade da Herd evr dranked. Maye hevns' gattes alwayz b opun to shyne on da fien pasturs of Da Cowz.

Xmas 2 da Herd meens a bigg stampeede 'cross da pastur, thenn da Herd playz in tha bigg Haybailz. Dis yeer, thar will bee no corne cause ov all da methan, so da Herd is gonna hav to com up wit sum gud grasse recepees. Hopfully Gertie givs da great MOO dis yeer, butte shees kind nervus aboute her voyce so well hafta see. Sinsteerly, Da Cowz.

Deer, Rippr. Itz da obvius 1. Butte, it's portant 2 staye on da topick at hoof. Wut doo u thnk aboot fuge vs. fricke?

Da Herd didd nut taek dis warr litely. Waztuff butte necessaree deercision.

Officiel Werd frum Da Herd, 2 longus 2 reed. Sry ur leeder got stampped. Sinsteerly, Da Cowz

Let's chang itt 2 that. Y: 1. Itz funnie 2. Fuge tastee 3. Clevr add 2 da forumz Sinsteerly, Da Cowz

A Werd from Da Herd: Dis is nut demcrocy. Dis herdism. Sum woolfs com ovr an try bitin' on Ol Bessy or evn Penelope, da herd isn't juss goin 2 let tha happn an sind 1 cow ovr liek ohhh, plz wolfy stopp bitin' us. Evry1 wantz da herd an da GOONS to b "reasnble" butte try an' hold Evry1 to da sam standrd and Evry1 getz theyre humann heartz goin so fast u cannt evn heer urself Moo. Thas sum dumbrainz logkick ifn u askn da Herd. Sinsteerly, Da Cowz

Thx 4 da queston my pleazr 2 answr. Yess, dis wil improev air qualtee. Sinsteerly, Da Cowz.

Whass rong wit da herd mentalty? Opshion 1 ackshally getz da populr peeple in2 da awrds. Don wan 2 bee liek da Oscars comitee leafing all da good MOOvees out. Sinsteerly, Da Cowz

A werd from da herd: MOOOOO Big Cowz heif spokn.

Juss wan evryon 2 kno... Da Cowz and Da Herd at Larg held a mooting abut food suppluss. Thar wass much mooin', we had a stamp pede, an evn Ol' Bessy shewed up. It wass decideerd by Da Cowz 2 end da nashional fuud cunsumpshion oaf corne. Insted, da Cowz will now bee eetin' da sweeet, grehn grass ov da ground. Diss shuld lowr da methan producshion. Sinsteerly, Da Cowz

Thass abot a vide gam charactr not u. Did u reed tha articl aboht da Cowz? Tha herd iz so prooud! MOOOO! OH we juss cannut contan ourselfs! MOOOO! Herd made da GOONS Gazzette!

Da Cowz nut sur ther wass anny payper 2 begun with seein as hoow dis iz a Bowser gam. Gud lucc. Sinsteerly, Da Cowz

Tha herd thnks ur payper iz coohl. Nut much readin materyuls cept da GOONS gazzette. Iffin u evr neehd a werd frum da herd, juss comn by da pastur. Hapy 2 chew da cud.

Now day cowz cn hav funn da Gam is juss gettin start. Lotta legwlkrs brethin' bout GOONS bein crmnal, but don liek win da troof comez out. GOONS let u Ms paint ur way outta gettin ur cities blowing upp. Days prty generus in our boohks. Sinsteerly, Da Cowz

Thanx 4 thinkin ov da cowz

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