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Ask me anything.

Are bathtubs just reverse boats?

Is the grass really greener on the otherside?

Was Jesus a wizard?

If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?

Where's the egg in an egg roll?

Why do we park in a driveway and drive on the parkway?

Why is the word "abbreviation" so long? 

If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?

Why does a dishtowel get wet when it dries? 

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! 

Why does it take 15 minutes to cook minute rice? 

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It has everything to do with you akhi.

 

 

 

You're not Muslim.

There is no point argueing with The ignorant !@#$

I'll say just ignore them, Akhi

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There is no point argueing with The ignorant !@#$s

I'll say just ignore them, Akhi

I prefer kefer to kafir

“I'm cheap and enjoy butchering” - Manthrax

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One thing: Do you think by simply reading the Shahada, be it on conscious effort or while skimming through the phrase while reading something else on a media, one would automatically become muslim?

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One thing: Do you think by simply reading the Shahada, be it on conscious effort or while skimming through the phrase while reading something else on a media, one would automatically become muslim?

KILL THE GREAT AMERICAN SATAN

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One thing: Do you think by simply reading the Shahada, be it on conscious effort or while skimming through the phrase while reading something else on a media, one would automatically become muslim?

 

Technically, yes, he would be considered a Muslim but only if he truly believed what he was saying. I doubt it, but even if he was being sincere I think he may have (unknowingly) already fallen into one of the 10 nullifiers of Islam.

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Technically, yes, he would be considered a Muslim but only if he truly believed what he was saying. I doubt it, but even if he was being sincere I think he may have (unknowingly) already fallen into one of the 10 nullifiers of Islam.

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Well dang would you look at that... I've done three of those in the past. I guess I'm gonna meet Elvis when I die later

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Are bathtubs just reverse boats?

Is the grass really greener on the otherside?

Was Jesus a wizard?

If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?

Where's the egg in an egg roll?

Why do we park in a driveway and drive on the parkway?

Why is the word "abbreviation" so long? 

If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?

Why does a dishtowel get wet when it dries? 

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! 

Why does it take 15 minutes to cook minute rice? 

Can you answer these pls?

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