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Elbonia Welcomes Left Handed Elbonians Back

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Elbonia, after many attempts to eradicate itself of left handed Elbonians has decided that the real threat to national security is ferrets and has lifted its ban on those with left hands.

 

Though opponents of the government have maintained that the genocide of left handed Elbonians was but a distraction for the reported scandal involving Glorious President Jroc and a midget-accountant-adult entertainer. The government however denies these claims. And, instead insists that military intelligence pinpointed those who use their left hands for committing acts of mass treason.

 

Instead, Elbonia's military intelligence is pinpointing ferrets as the cause for terrorism in its lovely shores and has nothing to do with Glorious President Jroc being in a scandal with a one-legged adult entertainer that he met at a "charity" event.

 

These photos will now be pasted all over the cities of Elbonia.

 

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Also raids at Pet Stores to rid Elbonia of ferrets are underway.

 

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Your's in oppression,

Glorious President Jroc

Edited by Jroc
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Can't believe I survived through that epidemic

 

o/ Jroc

 

o/ Lefties

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I support this with open arms (that I can actually use again).

 

Ferrets suck.

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I like it when raids at pet stores look more like a hostage crisis.

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I like it when raids at pet stores look more like a hostage crisis.

 

The ferrets are keeping hardworking Elbonians hostage.

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The ferrets are keeping hardworking Elbonians hostage.

This is most alarming. Liber will follow the holocaust on ferrets. We are now exterminating them all.

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This is most alarming. Liber will follow the holocaust on ferrets. We are now exterminating them all.

 

And remember, if you get caught in a scandal... don't go for weasels yet. ;)

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And remember, if you get caught in a scandal... don't go for weasels yet. ;)

We're on hamsters already

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Can't believe I survived through that epidemic

 

o/ Jroc

 

o/ Lefties

 

One of these days.... :P

 

o/ Kim Jong-Il

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ferrets are animals that help the environment, r u ok.

 

not when they are causing terrorism that's when they hurt the environment. 

 

Science ftw.

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