Popular Post Zim Posted April 1, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted April 1, 2022 (edited) @Vilktakis, in his great fear of the mighty Johnson has done the gone rogue and attempted to merge the glories Arrgh with TFP of all people. *Spit*.@Buck Turgidson, who is amazing in every way, and who has saved this alliance from itself many times before, has returned and called for a mutiny against the disgraceful pro-TFP traitor Vilktakis; see pictures below for proof of his disgraceful attempt at merging Arrgh with TFP to create an even bigger Johnson.Our dear founder Buck has won an absolute majority vote, do not fact check that, shut up! Our new Grand Admiral is now ready to lead Arrgh into a bright future of scaring every whale for miles with his big beefy nuclear arsenal. Ready to make Fraggle proud by nuking his way down the scoreboards. Buck misses working with Fraggle on his atomic tan. And in an act of solidarity with our new, better leader Arrgh is going to start by nuking the Admin Alliance, because they have no place in the #1 spot. Edited April 1, 2022 by Zim 3 7 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swedge Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 Arrgh! But Zim... formatting dammit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zim Posted April 1, 2022 Author Share Posted April 1, 2022 3 minutes ago, Swedge said: Arrgh! But Zim... formatting dammit... fixed, christ issue with copypasting and being on darkmode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Buck Turgidson Posted April 1, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted April 1, 2022 We can all count our blessings - this was a bloodless transfer of power. Vilk, who had up to now seemed to be a competent leader, wanted to fold Arrgh's great legacy into TFP's once great/not to great anymore legacy. The thing is, Arrgh is not about legacy, but about future plunder. Having now addressed the source of internal deviance, I will commit my Grand Admiralship to an even more worthy, Orbis-wide cause. Before I mention what it is, let me clarify that the Arggh Grand Admiral is a figurehead, representing the Admiralty, a council of figureheads who speak for the source of our strength - the rank and file yarr harr fiddle e dee. Therefore, I speak for the average pirate, and my word is as incontestable as it is unanimous. An Orbis-wide cause:  Arrgh hereby declares war on Admin Alliance. In a game that is not supposed to be pay to win, I find it unacceptable for an Administrator to hold the position of #1. In fact, they should not be on any leaderboard anywhere. It is bad for business, bad for sustainability of the game, and proves that any moron - literally any moron - can make it to the that position, devoid of skill, as long as he has the free resources that being an Admin affords. There is no 'but but but I did it myself' - the conflict of interest is too great, and association with Admin Alliance most definitely acts as a shield. Arrgh shall remain at was with Admin Alliance as long as it remains independent, and as long as I remain at the helm. Let the nukes fly. 3 4 Quote Are you originally from Earth, too? Proud owner of Harry's goat. It's mine now. I now own MinesomeMC's goat, too. It's starting to look like a herd. Yep, it is a herd. Aldwulf has added his goat, too, and it ain't Irish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwight k Schrute Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 At was🤔👊 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maia Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 I missed the part where that's my problem. 1 1 Quote  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck Turgidson Posted April 19, 2022 Share Posted April 19, 2022 Â Quote Are you originally from Earth, too? Proud owner of Harry's goat. It's mine now. I now own MinesomeMC's goat, too. It's starting to look like a herd. Yep, it is a herd. Aldwulf has added his goat, too, and it ain't Irish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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