Popular Post James XVI Posted December 12, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted December 12, 2021 Good morning, Orbis - it’s been a while. True to form its a bit late (sorry, but not very), you can’t rush these things. WAR BOYS IV: *Creeak!* The grand old door moaned as Boris: The Noble of Death shoved it open and stepped in to the darkened room of the Great Hall. Before him on the stone floor, he saw the sleeping bodies of many old warriors: haggard, scarred and wrinkly. As he walked further in to the room, he heard the thud of heavy boots behind him. Turning round, he saw General Penpiko, fully clad in his Action Man outfit, wide eyed and grinning. “We’re all ready on this end” he gestured to the door where The Noble of Death saw the shining weapons and gilded armour of lines and lines of fresh faced, bright eyed Weists, hungry for a sight of action. Heading the lines on horseback was His Excellency, half man of bulging muscles, half pigeon: Bond. He spat in to the air and flicked the tip of his sword against the stonework of the hall. Sparks flew, igniting his spit in to a great firey ball that lit up the soldiers and the hall as if it was day. He grinned a menacing grin towards Boris and Penpiko and nodded. The flaming light had caused the bodies of the sleeping warriors to stir, and one by one they stood, some leaning on tables, but all with a keen look to their eye. Somewhere, someone muttered “chaos!” and giggled to themselves, before reaching for a half emptied jug of something that smelled way too much like engine degreaser to be drinkable. “I smell blood at last” croaked a voice. The man behind the voice stepped forward, and Boris saw his face: lined with age and hundreds of cuts, it was The Royalist. “It is war, then” he said with a smile, which widened as Boris nodded. “We’ve caught news from the good people in the Oasis on the borders of our Kingdom that there are armies amassing – there can be no doubt that they are heading our way.” “Flags of former friends, flags of former enemies: the whole works” Penpiko added. “Are you ready again for chaos, glory and death?” “Oh we are ready” Was the response. “For too long have we sat and gathered dust. I have watched our young warriors grow and show the valiant nature typical in a Weist. The average Wei enjoyer could not mistake the look in their eyes that I have seen. So yes, we are ready. Aren’t we ready, boys!?” This last part, his voice rose to a roar, but was soon drowned out by the immense shouting of agreement that followed. In the dark of the hall, the voice of The Wei’s resident Penguin could be heard: “War. Boys. War! Boys! WAR! BOYS!” James cackled madly, joining the chant “WAR BOYS!” General Canter, and the Man Without Pants raised their glasses and added their own voices “WAR BOYS!” The streets of the capital were soon echoing with these two words “WAR BOYS!” And when the messengers came with news that the great armies had crossed in to The Wei, The Noble of Death smiled grimly and turning to Penpiko he said “The Legend…LIVES ON” 3 14 Quote THE Definitive James: KastorCultist, Co-leading Roz Wei Empyrea The Wei, former TGH warrior, Assassin, and a few more. Player of this game for more time than I want to think about... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penpiko Posted December 12, 2021 Share Posted December 12, 2021 Good luck everyone, have fun! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcturus-Black Posted December 12, 2021 Share Posted December 12, 2021 Good luck, go get them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Wellington Posted December 12, 2021 Share Posted December 12, 2021 Taking text bases seriously Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hudson the Great Posted December 12, 2021 Share Posted December 12, 2021 War. Boys. War! Boys! WAR! BOYS! 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kastor Posted December 12, 2021 Share Posted December 12, 2021 Yes, I love war declarations that don’t tell you who you’re fighting. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penpiko Posted December 12, 2021 Share Posted December 12, 2021 Just now, Kastor said: Yes, I love war declarations that don’t tell you who you’re fighting. You need to read between the lines, think beyond what is written, this is art. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kastor Posted December 12, 2021 Share Posted December 12, 2021 1 minute ago, penpiko said: You need to read between the lines, think beyond what is written, this is art. No. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James XVI Posted December 12, 2021 Author Share Posted December 12, 2021 41 minutes ago, Kastor said: No. I know you're bitter it's not Kas Wei, but have a heart. We poured our souls in to getting you this volume of the epic. 2 Quote THE Definitive James: KastorCultist, Co-leading Roz Wei Empyrea The Wei, former TGH warrior, Assassin, and a few more. Player of this game for more time than I want to think about... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arln Posted December 12, 2021 Share Posted December 12, 2021 2 hours ago, Kastor said: Yes, I love war declarations that don’t tell you who you’re fighting. I have a cat 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToxicPepper Posted December 13, 2021 Share Posted December 13, 2021 Good luck and have fun to my friends in the Wei ❤️ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kastor Posted December 13, 2021 Share Posted December 13, 2021 On 12/12/2021 at 12:01 PM, James XVI said: I know you're bitter it's not Kas Wei, but have a heart. We poured our souls in to getting you this volume of the epic. miss u mi amor 🥺 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James XVI Posted December 13, 2021 Author Share Posted December 13, 2021 1 hour ago, Kastor said: miss u mi amor 🥺 ❤️ You haven't made me say "I love you" for a while. I shall rectify this ASAP. Quote THE Definitive James: KastorCultist, Co-leading Roz Wei Empyrea The Wei, former TGH warrior, Assassin, and a few more. Player of this game for more time than I want to think about... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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