Avatar Patrick Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 As I was taking a walk one night, I tripped and fell into a hole. I was briefly stuck but then I felt something grab my ankle and pull me down. I gasped and screamed but it was all to no avail. I woke up later strapped to a gurney and a mysterious figure enters the room. He introduces himself only as the "Fire Prince". "Where am I", I ask. The Prince gives a sinister grin and says "welcome to wonderland". "Wonderland?", I innocently inquire. "Yea let me show you" he says and whips out a bunch of photos with horrifying images the likes of which I can't even describe (because I would get banned). I tried to shut my eyes but they were stapled open. Hours went by. Finally, when I thought all hope was lost, a sheriff and his deputies charged in. "Put your hands up" they yelled and the prince immediately complied but was "accidentally" shot anyway by a stray bullet. "wtf I had my hands up", he sputtered while coughing up blood. "oops my finger slipped" said one of the deputies in a viking helmet with a smirk. Relieved I exclaimed, "thank you for saving me" but it was short lived as the sheriff announced that we were in Roxchean Confederation territory and were all under arrest for trespassing. As we were hauled away in chains, I turned to the sheriff and asked, "Will I at least get a fair trial"? He turned and said "oh yes of course. In fact, I used to be a judge". Memories began flooding back from a past life and I knew right then and there that life as I knew it was over. tl;dr Wonderland declares it existence and merges with The Roxchean Confederations 1 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Eriksen Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 LMAO the beginning about the images is so true 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sri Lanka 001 Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 congrats? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redarmy Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 Flags make things official. I dont see any. 3 Quote "Though it starts with a fist it must end with your mind." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kongo Jack Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 why does this game not have moderators who can properly manage a forum? JFC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TribemanStalin Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 Aylmao my half-assed attempts at poaching worked ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arawra Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 (edited) First we start making threads about members being removed from alliances, now we're making threads about members joining alliances. Edited May 11, 2020 by Hime-sama 3 1 Quote Look up to the sky above~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avatar Patrick Posted May 11, 2020 Author Share Posted May 11, 2020 1 minute ago, Hime-sama said: First we start making threads about members being removed from alliances, now we're making threads about members joining alliances. yea baby ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Japan Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 5 minutes ago, Hime-sama said: First we start making threads about members being removed from alliances, now we're making threads about members joining alliances. It’s the circle of life. You leave one and join another... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanK Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 Disband Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Eriksen Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 On 5/10/2020 at 6:44 PM, Kongo Jack said: why does this game not have moderators who can properly manage a forum? JFC What the hell are you talking about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avatar Patrick Posted May 13, 2020 Author Share Posted May 13, 2020 On 5/11/2020 at 5:44 AM, RyanK said: Disband ah ryan's obligatory "disband" comment. Now it's even more official. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaspy Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 Kinda late Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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