Jroc Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 (edited) Praise be to the newest messenger of the Divine Bomb. Many Elbonians have been deemed worthy of being raptured into the Holy Fallout. Amen. Now let us read from the records of Elbonian History. There was one messenger of Hope and Peace, we have called them Fraggle. They were the first to rapture Elbonians before even our first Church was founded. Praise be to Messenger Fraggle. Praise be to the Holy Fallout. Praise be to the Messenger of Hope and Peace. Amen Now, Elbonians, we have a new messenger but we know not what they tell us. The newest Messenger is, Messenger AkAk. Praise be to Messenger AkAk. Praise be to the Holy Fallout. Praise be to Messenger Fraggle. Praise be to the Divine Bomb. Amen. We are estatic that our god has deemed many worthy. And, we feel it may deem many more. This is a joyus time in Elbonia. We feel as if this messenger is bringing love and acceptance. So, I, High Priest of the Mendez Order do bestow upon Messenger AkAk, the honor of being Messenger of Love and Acceptance. Praise be to Messenger AkAk. Praise be to the Messenger of Love and Acceptance. Praise be to the Holy Fallout. Praise be to Messenger Fraggle. Praise be to the Divine Bomb. Amen. We will now conclude with a reading from the Book of Mendez. Edited July 17, 2018 by Jroc 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redarmy Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 So you ate a nuke? Quote "Though it starts with a fist it must end with your mind." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Quill Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 National Affairs m8 Quote <&Partisan> EAT THE SHIT <blacklabel> lol @ ever caring about how much you matter in some dumbass nation simulation browser game. what a !@#$in pathetic waste of life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jroc Posted July 17, 2018 Author Share Posted July 17, 2018 1 minute ago, Redarmy said: So you ate a nuke? Yes. But, we at the Church see it as Divine Rapturing. Just now, Peter Quill said: National Affairs m8 Oh snap wrong forum. Could a mod move it for me? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucifer Morningstar Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 WTF.png Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AkAk Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 Glad to be of service. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackatron Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 My own people have been bless 4 such times in this conflict. Hallelujah! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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