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Alliance Discord is a warzone, autism and stupidity runs rampant, and everything is a mess.

But it has memes.

 

10/10 best alliance would deus vult again.

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So, I was going to the store and I saw this guy. Being a Templar, I asked him if he knew Jesus. He said that his yard guy was named Jesus. Then I noticed a Coexist license plate on his car. Not the religion neutral one, but the one directed at Christians. Anyway, I wasn't in the mood for a fight, so I went into the store and bought some Dr. Pepper and stuff. As I was walking out, I saw his car still sitting there. I mounted my horse and proceeded to buy a Pierrat & Popelin brand trebuchet at the trebuchet show (using the loophole the Herald News Network talks about). I proceeded to gather up all my swords and a crossbow just for fun. I rode to his cottage and bombarded this saracen with the Holy word of Jesus Christ. 

Just kidding. I was actually at the crossbow range and got pissed off that it was only 25 yards. So I went to some saracen's cottage and used it as a trebuchet range. 

Just kidding. I was actually washing my socks and was having fantasies about my new trebuchet. 

Just kidding. I don't wash my socks. B)

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Aristodemus, do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk... ice cream. Ice cream, Aristodemus, children's ice cream. You know when fluoridation first began? Ten ninety-nine. 1099, Aristodemus. How does that coincide with your post-war Islam conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core muslim works. 

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On 6/29/2017 at 10:40 AM, WISD0MTREE said:

Aristodemus, do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk... ice cream. Ice cream, Aristodemus, children's ice cream. You know when fluoridation first began? Ten ninety-nine. 1099, Aristodemus. How does that coincide with your post-war Islam conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core muslim works. 

lolwat

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On 7/1/2017 at 4:01 PM, Edwardidk said:

lolwat

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Are you cold? Liberating the Holy Land will warm your heart forever! Join today! 

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guys, it's super hard to convince your girlfriend to join the Crusade.

#relatable

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Leaked: Important KT government meeting! 

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Edited by WISD0MTREE
2800 posts! What am I doing with my life?
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On 10/29/2017 at 11:32 AM, WISD0MTREE said:

Leaked: Important KT government meeting!

 

Wisdom! You know how we punish leaking! Time to delete your nation!

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On 10/30/2017 at 5:03 PM, Thalmor said:

Wisdom! You know how we punish leaking! Time to delete your nation!

Number_of_players_who_have_quit_the_game_or_rerolled_because_of_KT++;

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My Allah the successor to Terminus Est...wait...nah. Kool Kids Klub yet to become a man

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Map released from the Test Server prior to the end. Decisive KT victory (with a few friends). 

 

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On 12/22/2017 at 4:49 PM, WISD0MTREE said:

Map released from the Test Server prior to the end. Decisive KT victory (with a few friends). 

 

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As a TPS officer, can confirm this map. Quick history: TPS managed to persist despite being rolled by WT several times, while nobody else even came close to being a threat to TPS. The vast majority of the population ended up under WT government control, and the rebel forces were quickly defeated (with TPS help, but they still had the situation under control without us as long as TPS stayed at least neutral).

tl;dr: KT stronk

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You smell that? Do you smell that? Saracen blood, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of saracen blood in the morning. You know, one time we had a city besieged, for twelve weeks. When it was all over I walked up. We didn’t find one of ’em, not one stinkin’ saracen body. The smell, you know that copper smell, the whole hill. Smelled like victory. Someday this crusade's gonna end... 

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