Fraggle

Solution time. Thunder Dome Weekends. Two nation's enter into war for 48 hours and battle to the death, no limits. Think of the side bets. Think of The fraggles who would drop hundreds of nukes on one nation.

Does NAP have a double meaning? Or is he yelling again? Either way, make room for Fraggles on the couch.

We still doing this?

Didn't you agree to pay me 250 million to nuke him, only to back out when I wanted half up front?

https://vimeo.com/310679272 Many Hugs, Uncle Traveling Matt

From the desk of Uncle Traveling Matt The Best Nation Ever, Fraggle Rock Greetings!! The day has arrived!! After several years of planning and execution,, our finest nuclear scientists will build number 620 today. As we have not tested any of these new and improved nuclear deterrents, we will need to set aside a few dozen to make sure the stock pile is reliable. We believe that the best way to know if our deterrents work, is to launch 24 of them!! Our Committee on Nuclear Safety, CNS, has set aside 75 million radishes to assist in any damage that may occur. This will be a first come first serve pool of funds. Sign up below for the radishes so that we can aim our nuclear deterrents in your direction. Onward to 700 and beyond. Many Hugs, Uncle Traveling Matt

Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. Get ready Orbis, for the biggest event of the year. This Sunday, Fraggle Rock is going to explode! When the best ever nation will build nuclear weapon number 620!! Its uranium twisting action from 7pm-10pm. And kids we haven’t forgotten about you. Watch as we heat things up in the Arena of Fire. As Big Bird versus Elmo… In the exclusive Sesame Street Wrestling tournament. Watch them battle it out under one roof. Fraggle Arena, Nukes and Wrestling This Sunday from 7 to 10. Don’t miss it!

On behalf of Oswald State Correctional Institute, we do not accept this message. One of our inmates got loose and is trying to escape. Thankfully the Fraggle Correctional Staff has captured and returned Cracov to the hole. Orbis is safe again Merry Spacemas to all, except Cracov. No radishes for you tonight.

We wish zero harm to our whale friends. Peace and stability in our time.

From the desk of Uncle Traveling Matt The most handsome Fraggle Greetings Friends!! It feels like it was years ago that we started our journey. Only 100 days ago, we celebrated our 500th nuclear deterrent. Today, with a generous donation by Ryanzilla, we shall build number 600. As we finish phase five of The Fraggle Plan, TFP, we want to thank a few of our friends. El Commander: You've always been there for us. Daddy Critters and Soup: Your desire to buy discounted food from us has helped more than we expected. Zeebrus: Your spirit keeps us going. Ape and Hayley: Your weird relationship keeps us up at night wondering if the Sam and Diane aspect will ever play out. Thrax: You disappoint at times, but I count on that. Others of Orbis: You push us forward with your contempt for a peaceful Nation. Fraggle Rock will continue to be the thorn in your side Phase six will begin soon Many Hugs Uncle Traveling Matt

Feel free to have an extended stay at Oswald State Correctional Facility.

From the desk of Uncle Traveling Matt The Best Nation Ever, Fraggle Rock Still? This nonsense is still going on? I thought I'd get paid, and both sides would stop. Silly Fraggle Me. Well have fun fighting. Send me some cash. Many Hugs, Uncle Traveling Matt

From The Desk of Uncle Traveling Matt The Best Nation Ever, Fraggle Rock Greetings Friends!! We Fraggles fell asleep to this nonsense on page three. That's great news for all parties. We can't, nor do we care to follow along. We are the perfect nation to hold true and honest talks to end this "stale mate". Here's what we promise: 1) An end to the war. 2) A chance to "save face" on all sides 3) The possibility of a stable environment going forward 4) Getting y'all to shut the F up over this crap. Now, we don't have a real dog in this fight. We just want everyone to come together, figure this out in a civil manner, and regroup as a world to focus on something better. Now, how do you plan to do this Uncle Traveling Matt? Great Question!! I suggest that both sides send 3 members to the table. Once seated, I will open the gifts that were brought. The first side will have 3 minutes to make their case. No interruptions! The other side will have a chance of rebuttal. Then the second side will make their case, with rebuttal from the first side. I will post my findings in public and give each side one post to make a final decision. Then I will present all arguments to Minister Wembley Fraggle. He will make the final conclusions. If this solution here is not agreeable, go get bent. Many Hugs, Uncle Traveling Matt

He's rubbing himself while the replies come in.....

From The Desk of Uncle Traveling Matt The Best Nation of Fraggle Rock Greetings again Friends!! This was quick. On the authority of Ripper, I, Uncle Traveling Matt, am taking over this process. First off...all of what Ripper wrote is out the window. New Terms: Fraggle gets 85% of all reps. So our starting point is as follows: Peace for all for the low price of 19 billion cash, 200k Gas, 200 Alum, 200k Uranium. Wire it all to me. The war is over. Many Hugs Uncle Traveling Matt

Who asked Max?

From The Desk of Uncle Traveling Matt The Best Nation Ever, Fraggle Rock Greetings!! This peace accords is trash. Many Hugs, Uncle Traveling Matt

And we have a new Best in Show

And The New Best Doggo is Mr. Theodore Ruffsevelt.!!! There is no better Doggo in Orbis Pay Up.

From The Desk of Wembley Fraggle Leader of The Best Nation, Fraggle Rock Welcome to The Best Nation Ever, Fraggle Rock Dog Show. Normally we do this every year as a fund raiser, but this year you cheap bastards did not support the poor Fraggles. So out of kindness, we have decided to continue the tradition free of cost. You're welcome Orbis. First Category: Best Dog in Clothes Second Loser: Get a Shirt That Fits, You Hobo Looking Doggo Who Has An Owner Who Couldn't Submit A Photo Correctly - Seb First Loser: Put a damn jacket on....loser. Submitted by Critters And The Winner of Best Doggo with Clothes: He earned bonus points with the Game of Bones Clothes. Very Nice Doggo. El Commander please come claim your prize. Second Category: Action First Loser: Bo! Dumb Dumb doesn't wear a jacket. Clearly Takes After His Dumb Dumb Human - Critters And The Winner In The Action Category Is: That Shit Eating Grin is Action Enough: Submitted by MadMax. Come Claim your Prize. Third Category: Sleeping Second Loser: Such A Bad Boy!! First Loser: BO!! Again....always a first loser, never a winner. Submitted by Critters Winner of Best Sleeping Doggo: Blue!! Come Claim Your Prize Ky!! Good Doggo Indeed. And Now For The Best Overall Dog of Orbis Third Overall Loser: Second Overall Loser: First Overall Loser: Honorable Mention: And The Best Dog of Orbis.... Sprocket. Good Boy. The Doggo of Fraggle Rock is of course the best.

The annual fund raiser is not over until we hit our goal. We are not close to doing that. So keep on submitting doggo pics and cash, then we'll have the award ceremony. Many hugs.

From the desk of Uncle Traveling Matt The Best Nation, Fraggle Rock Greetings Friends! We have a short and important announcement. Our Minister of Chaos, ?, has worked out so well for Bluths Original Banana Stand, that we are now accepting one new person. Will it be you? More than likely no. But don't let that discourage you. We seek an outgoing idiot who will try new things*. *This is not a paid position. You may end up paying the other legacy members for the privilege to be here. More fine print all over the walls of the banana stand. Read carefully before applying. Many hugs, Uncle Traveling Matt

Second doggo submission comes from Fraggle Rock. This is Logan. He is a bad boy. We do not expect him to win any awards.

The first submission comes from El Commander. At first glance, a good dog indeed.