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Well played......I nearly peed myself seeing this.

I agree. Outside of the whole technologically thing. They had weapons way better than other nations. Our main concern was them actually beating us to the first nuclear weapons. Now it's debatable how close they really were, but they did have the first ICBM......takes a lot to develop that.

Say what you want about Nazis, but they had a heck of a military. Minus a few boneheaded mistakes by the leadership, they may have won the war.

I love the other half of these logs. I just read my logs from the 14th. It makes sense now.

It really isn't about it. The way this all fell apart is par for the course though. So I'll be done with this now: I do not support Nazis and only I speak for my nation. Anyone who wants to put me on blast will have a bad night.

Buorhann has a point here though. Running in half-assed didnt work with my situation and it doesn't seem to be working here either. Maybe it's the process being applied that's faulty.

I agree and believe you. It was botched from the beginning and I accept the blame for it. It wasn't all Mensa

Yea this isn't the best thing for Fark to go down on. It would be better for them to move on from it and not mention it again. I never asked them to approach you Buorhann and I never knew how bad it would blow up.

I would trend lightly here.

It's easier to finish the fight against Nazis first, then move on. You don't want to have a war In Afghanistan and then in the middle, divert your attention to Iraq and then 16 years later you have wars all across the world. Stay focused Roz and you will be a big help in the fight against the Nazis, seeing how you are against them.

That's hearsay at best.

I don't know. I barely read anything here that doesn't involve me.

That's rich from the guy who keeps claiming to be willing to post all his logs when he "retires" Come on. You are better than that.

I come back to provide a solution. Sure you guys and gals can go back and forth and resolve nothing, or you can accept my invitation to Fraggle Rock Arbitration. I'm unbiased as I honestly don't care what Fark or Alpha or SGM, or Roz or Nazis are doing. I'll even assembly a three person panel. I'm assuming you people aren't big enough to accept reason via Fraggle, so continue this slop feast.

I'll kick it off. Making it simple for everyone with pride. I do not support Nazis and I do not support wannabe Nazis. And I also do not support any organization that supports the Nazis. Not a fan of the Nazi flag. All of it isn't my thing. I do not support any of it. I think anyone can just copy an paste those words and this will all be over with. You're welcome.

Might not be a Nazi lover, or even a Nazi sympathizer, but we can all agree that he is a general douche bag and deserves what he gets. Being a fan of Nazis just makes it easy, I suppose, for people to justify the burning of very limited pixels. Remember to take the lesson of General Sherman to heart.....if you don't burn all of it down, it will come back later on and be elected President 150 years later.

Instead of all this back and forth...I have taken it upon myself to provide a solution. I will even allow you people here to pick the eight person committee. The Award Show will be held on a voice chat channel on discord (recorded as well) and their will be gifts to all the winners.

From The Desk Of Uncle Traveling Matt The Nation of Fraggle Rock Greetings Nations of Orbis. Due to the ill-prepared way the Orbis End of Year Awards has been handled, I have decided to nullify all of it and present the First Annual Fraggle Award Show. There will be an eight person committee who will accept all nominations for awards. These eight people will be selected throughout Orbis. The following will be the only categories(Unless something special is presented to the committee): Pre-Show Awards: Best Player Sig Best Player Avatar Best Alliance Flag Best Alliance Forums Main Show (Which will be held on discord and hosted by Fraggle Rock. The Voice of Fraggle will be the Master of Ceremonies, and there will be special guests to present awards): Most Improved Player Most Improved Alliance Most Creative Player Best Forum Poster Best Nation Flag Main Awards: Nation of The Year Alliance of The Year Nation Likely To Achieve Greatness Go ahead and provide your people who want to be on the committee. We need a wide selection of people willing to discuss and select winners. All winners will receive their award and a special gift bag from the awards show. Have Fun!!!

From The Desk of Uncle Traveling Matt Founder and CFO of Diaper Mouth Inc. A Public Relations Company Greetings to all the friendly nations of Orbis. And a hat tip to the others. Today is one of the greatest days in the history of this world. It ranks up there with the day fire was tamed, or the wheel was invented, or when any horny teenage boy gets a hold of his father's vintage 1970's porn stack. All three are comparable and what you are about to witness might bring more joy than anything else. Please welcome our Co-Founder and CEO up here to explain our purpose. How very much I've tried my best to give you a good life. But in spite of all of my trying a handful of our people, with their lies, have made our lives impossible. There's no way to detach ourselves from what's happened today. Not only are we in a compound situation, not only are there those who have left and committed the betrayal of the century, some have stolen children from others, and they are in pursuit right now to kill them because they stole their children. And we are sitting here waiting on a powder keg. I don't think it is what we want to do with our babies--I don't think that's what we had in mind to do with our babies. It is said by the greatest of prophets from time immemorial: "No man may take my life from me; I lay my life down." So to sit here and wait for the catastrophe that's going to happen on that airplane--it's going to be a catastrophe. It almost happened here. Almost happened when the congressman was nearly killed here. You can't steal people's children. You can't take off with people's children without expecting a violent reaction. And that's not so unfamiliar to us either--even if we were Judeo-Christian--if we weren't Communists. The world suffers violence, and the violent shall take it by force. If we can't live in peace, then let's die in peace. We've been so betrayed. We have been so terribly betrayed. But we've tried and as ... if this only works one day it was worthwhile. Thank you. Any inquires can be sent to our Executive Assistant, Kitschie. She will forward all mail to an undisclosed P.O. Box. Farewell Friends

From The Nation of Fraggle Rock Uncle Traveling Matt Greetings. As the Space Uncle has spoken, I might as well throw in support to this worthy cause. The Best Ever Nation of Fraggle Rock will turn over 25 nuclear weapons to be launch on his command.

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From The Desk of Uncle Traveling Matt The Mighty Nation of Fraggle Rock Greetings to all the nicest nations of the world. And a hearty hello to the others. It has been a while since we have had time to write a message to outer space. I was away exploring new concepts and eating large amounts of strombolis. Filling? Sure. Delicious? Without a doubt. What is the best type you ask? Any that costs less than a hour of minimum wage and offers more than one container of sauce. Sometimes, a great place will offer something other than marinara sauce. I once heard of a place that had a special garlic butter sauce. Some day. Some day. I tell you what, two containers and a hearty stromboli? Sounds like something everyone could get behind. Well of course the gluten free crowd. the non dairy crowd, the non meat crowd, the non having a real diet crowd. So sure, it's not for everyone. No everyone can have delicious food stuffs. I get it. I don't look down on you. I don't pity you. I don't walk past you while you consume cow feed for lunch and giggle. I do none of that. I am above of all that. Why you ask. Because I am on my way to pleasure town with a stromboli and a few dozen containers of sauce. Sure I am not drinking the sauce like a milk shake. I can't do that. If I could, I would sell it to the masses. But we already have enough here. So let's move on to a few random musings. As I have been away, my Fraggles have been telling me stories about Orbis. I shall comment now. Stay tuned for the FFF program. 1) I see that The Best Nation Ever Seen is still developing its nuclear program. We have spent the better part of three human years (23456987654 days in Fraggle Rock) trying to perfect the missile technology. We have failed twice before and regret those mistakes. As we keep building nuclear weapons, for the better of the world, we need to make sure they work. So the third annual Fraggle Rock Random Nuclear Testing will happen in a few weeks. In the past, all ten of our nuclear weapons have landed inside other nations. I have a great feeling this year that at least sixty percent of our launches will not harm any nations. The best nuclear Fraggle tell me that our program has made great strides and I look forward to seeing their hard work. This year will be a bit different. Instead of a totally random process of selecting nations to launch our nuclear weapons over, we will be accepting bids from other nations to come here and point the nuclear weapons where they want. Now we want to set you up nicely here in Fraggle Rock. Our people live where they work. We don't want our guests sleeping in the farms or in the uranium mines, or near the oil wells. So for your visit to be memorable, we will need ten million dollars per nation, so that we can start construction on a grand hotel for welcomed guests. Now the hotel won't be finished by the time you arrive, but you will still pay us for the right to launch nuclear weapons anywhere in the world. Enjoy sleeping on the farms. Two) I don't have time to read much of what is said around outer space. Brief glaces tells me that a lot of nations are not happy with the current climate. I don't know the reasons, nor do I care. Stay away from us and we tend to stay away from you. It's simple. But I did have a thought the other week about how to fix the current situation. For a mere five million dollars, you will have direct access to me to hear my thoughts. III) My good friend and self proclaimed Uncle of Space has been doing a great job keeping things interesting around here. He has been trying to expand into different mediums, with various success. I have to thank him for trying. I know he gets bored with the day to day operation of a cult. I kid. No I don't, it's true. The demand to create new things is taking a toll. So he might be stepping away soon, leaving a hole in the universe. Fear not, as I will be here to hug you if you need it. His merry band of idiots are a welcomed thing around here. Without them, a lot of good people wouldn't be here. Please make sure to send him a private message and thank him for trying. He needs the attention. 2+2) I see the creation of new alliances and the failures of others. I have not much to say about this besides that I see it. X-V) Onto the promised FFF program. In the coming weeks, The Smartest Nation Ever will be rolling out the FFF program. Details will follow shortly, but the idea is simple. The FFF program will be a simple investing tool for other nations to profit. This is not a scam. Our scams tend to have flare and misdirection. The FFF program will be clearly laid out for everyone to try to understand. Lastly. I want to take a moment to thank you for reading this far. I know that it takes a lot for your attention to stay on one page. Heck all of this might be a ploy to get you to read something for four minutes so others can attack your nation. Well that's not the case. But if it were the case, it would have been great. But it's not the case. You are not being attacked. There's no conspiracy against you. Your personality is great and everyone loves you. It's not a lie if you truly believe it. Now go forth and let what you read sink in. Again, it's not the words you read, it's the space between them that matters. Always read more into everything and be willing to assume. We here in The Smartest, Best Dressed Nation encourage it. Take care of others and always look behind you at the same time. Feel free to contact us via email. Take Care, Uncle Traveling Matt