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1 minute ago, Sisyphus said:

Pretty sure "Satanic Ritual Afterbirth" lead to Leo and Keshav. 

This.

This is something else entirely.

HEAVENS GATE will neither confirm nor deny the existence of Satanic Entities in Coalition B.

We now resume our regularly scheduled programming of “Ask hope: Do Sharks have Feet, and if they do can Jazz send me his?”

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5 minutes ago, Buorhann said:

Is this Leo and Keshav's love child?

We prefer “Satanic Ritual Afterbirth” but I suppose we could call it that too

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4 minutes ago, Prefonteen said:

What happened to you?

GOONS has me chained up in the basement, this is the one message I can send out before Jazz comes back and catches me on the forums. Help, please, I can't get out. This is my only chance

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1 minute ago, Sisyphus said:

I nominate this for most misunderstood and off topic reply.of 2020.

My bad, I got so drunk off your tears I must have gotten a little woozy and misunderstood your comment. Continue please, my glass is empty

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Just now, Sisyphus said:

You got me. 

Clearly one is not a parasite and the other is not full of blood.

You shouldn't act like a victim, it isnt a good look on you.

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Just now, Sisyphus said:

I'm not trying to turn GOONS.

Just.calling it like I see it. 

Boisterous rhetoric. Very little else.

if GOONS is so valued by NPO why havent they just merged into them as a sign of good faith?

checkmate pubbies

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2 minutes ago, Archibald said:

y'all really still think we're vassals after watching us crush immortals so fast they had to run to you, huh?

meh. that's your prerogative i suppose.

GOONS is a Heaven’s Gate vassal per the radio show when everyone become my converts

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respect and props to you for sticking by your beliefs, albeit i think it’s a naive thing to do

[Orbis Academy Awards Results]

Spreadsheet with the methodology can be found here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1k4WwHExcFEwP96Z9OefE8nXA4_BnV_yMgFu_GqlJjnI/edit?usp=sharing

Doc with all of the results can be found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1KX0RuJPgLCxWpcTH1IULhew7KjUqxwGTAxG3fVzts5U/edit?usp=sharing

Thanks to @Princess Adrienne for being an amazing help and just being a great person

Thanks to @Sval, @Redarmy, and deadmeat for helping out as well

Thanks to @Kevanovia and @Do Not Fear Jazz for hosting the awards, they were great and really hilarious and it was a great time. 

Thanks to Leo, Keshav, and others for calling these stupid. To that I say, no u

And thanks to all of the alliance leaders/gov for participating, it wouldn't have been possible without you guys. 

❤️ 

 

[Post here about how much you enjoy the current war/state of events]

Having as much fun with this game I can despite the shitass mechanics and UI and mildly toxic community

 

[[DoE] Advanced Syndicalist Mechanics #EatTheWhales]

This is for the whales you big fat nasty smelling fat !@#$es why you take all our damn money wit yo triflin dirty fat ass you big fat !@#$ oompa loompa body ass !@#$es we're comin up there and we're gonna beat the frick out of you !@#$es and don’t even call the police cause we're gonna come up there unexpected and wait on yo motherfrickin ass !@#$es we're coming to beat the frick outta you cause you did that on purpose with that fat ass bean head !@#$ watch we're coming up there to frick you up !@#$es we know what kinda cars you drive. We're gonna wait on you and we're gonna beat yalls ass !@#$ cause we show you not to play with ASM's money !@#$ that's the first thing yall did and !@#$ you got us fricked up cause !@#$ we told you what the frick was goin on, you motherfrickas hate to see leftists doing good or doing anything for themselves ugly fat !@#$es watch we're telling you we're coming up there to beat yo motherfricking ass bean head smelling wet dog smellin ass !@#$ watch us come and frick you up cause you got us fricked up gon sit up there and try to do that shit !@#$ the first day we came up there talking about the !@#$ that had on pajamas but you had 10 dollar ass jean's on dirty dusty fat !@#$ sitting behind that counter smelling like cheese stinky fat ass !@#$ and you gon try and not reply to this post we're going to frick you up and you betta remember to run when you see us cause we're going to frick you up !@#$ wanna sit up here and play with us about our motherfricking money wanna play about our money !@#$ you gon sit up there and try to do that !@#$ little do you know we know enough people watch us coming to frick you up we promise you that we promise we're coming to frick yall up you fat stinky !@#$es bean head yellow yuck mouth nasty mouth ass !@#$ yall stink yall smell like fricking cheese and yall got that trifling ass attitude we beat that attitude up out you !@#$es yall treat everybody like that all these communist people that yall do like that yall in the wrong position you trifling ass !@#$es that's why dont nobody frick with yall cause you trifling and a !@#$ gon sit up there and did all that shit and we told you what the frick goin on gon tell us we was in the same motherfricking alliance when we're telling you we didnt now !@#$ why the frick would we lie about some shit like that watch we finna come up there and beat yalls motherfricking ass yall betta not get out that car !@#$.

[[DoE] Advanced Syndicalist Mechanics #EatTheWhales]

it’s beautiful and perfect

[[Disband]The Last Drops of Koolaid]

Love you guys, good luck wherever you guys go

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43 minutes ago, Jazz R Oppenheimer said:

I disagree.

As an example:

The only people who can be critical of GOONS (that actually matter to me) are GOONS membership, GOONS gov, a select few alliance leaders/allied leaders. In that order. Interstellar did what they did for the good of their membership. In every interaction I've had with them they seem to be intelligent and have enough foresight to see what would happen to their community in a prolonged conflict since they don't have as strong as a communal tie as some other alliances do. Could it be perceived as shitty by the Immortals? Absolutely, but to think wanting your ally/protectorate (who isn't, by definition, required to fight in your wars) to go into a conflict knowing full well it will likely mean the end of them as an alliance isn't being a good friend. 

GOONS would never force a protectorate into a war, @hope brought up similar issues to me/gov and I told them as such. Forcing people to come to a decision quickly also impairs their ability to decide with clarity, and that seems to be what happened here. Interstellar rushed to a choice out of fear of looking disloyal, Immortals is pathetic for ever putting them in that position.

Can confirm. GOONS has never pressured us into doing anything we haven't wanted to do. shark man good

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1 hour ago, Sisyphus said:

This is one of those issues where I'm inclined to be critical like everyone else, but this is a young and inexperienced alliance and the circumstances aren't exactly ordinary. 

I hope Interstellar & Co. learn a few good lessons from this, if nothing else. 

And congrats, peace is difficult to find these days. 

I agree, and I think the comments towards IS have been harsh. However, critique is a way to improve. It’s always welcome to have people say “Good job congrats on peace,” but we also need people to be critical of one another (in a respectful way). We can critique one another in a respectful way 

 

47 minutes ago, Proximity said:

First of all, I asked for counters and didn't get a single one, which pisses me off. Second, I did not expect this to be an easy war, and we only took so much damage because we were shielding immortals. 

I’m interested in the counters situation, so maybe someone in your coalition can explain that. Second, everyone is taking damage. Your protector is taking a shit ton of damage, your protector’s allies are taking a shit ton of damage. You were going to take heavy damage regardless  of whether or not you were winning and especially if this was a multi-month war. Counters are limited on both sides so chances are if they were neglecting you (which I doubt) it wasn’t malicious and your war front wasn’t their first priority (likely)

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31 minutes ago, Proximity said:

I joined because I thought I would be able to be supported(we had a PROTECTORATE), yet I got none of the support despite asking them for support.

Maybe it was because Immortals were getting their ass handed to them round 1? (not a slight against them, lots of love and respect) Maybe you don’t understand how global wars work. If you join a war you can’t expect to get counters for every war declared upon you, regardless of treaties. It sounds like you expected this to be an easy war and when it turned out you were going to take some heavy damage you left. Regardless, you should have given Immortals notice and I think not doing so is pretty shitty

I mean, you saw how heavy your side was getting hit, right?

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54 minutes ago, Proximity said:

I actually asked Scratchy, along with a low gov person.

Why did you join then? Genuine question

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59 minutes ago, Gatorcock said:

Because Interstellar is an upstanding war alliance that all of Orbis wants to work with. 

Makes no difference who it was. It was shitty when Gorge was dunking on Colo B alliances for peacing out early (FR and others) and it’s equally as shitty when you guys do it. Just leave them be. You don’t have to say anything at all

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I’m sure calling alliances weak and pathetic will get them to help you again next time

[[???] The Reconciliation, Reformation, and Revenge of GOONS]

1 hour ago, namukara said:

OD is pretty fash honestly.

If they were a real life organisation, the way they act would see them meeting several criteria on Britt's identifiers of fascism checklist, specifically numbers 1, 2, 3, 4, 7, 12, 13, and 14.

Have I missed any? See for yourself here:

http://home.earthlink.net/~eldonenew/fascism.htm

is this more or less fascist than people calling for the lynching of other players?

[[DoW] A New Foe Appears!]

 

[What are we naming GW 14]

Just now, Cathy said:

Shuld be called

Dial Up War 2: DMV
2 Slow, 2 Monotonous

Dial Up War 2: Da Retrn Uf Da Cowz

[Unacceptable Behavior]

2 minutes ago, Bjorn Ironside said:

oddly enough you supported GOONS when they stated they along with BK/NPO will raid me until i quit, how is that any less of an ooc attack?

a) didnt happen

b) whataboutism

subpoint of b) you said this to me yesterday telling my alliance to die with GOONS

c) you are defending hacking into someone's account for political gain, fix your prioities

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13 minutes ago, Malleator said:

Yeah, I'd type to him on DIscord and be like, "Dude, why was your password, "Password?""

i dont feel i need to explain why hacking is bad and it's far more than "weak password." any malicious intent to harm an enemy through OOC manners is wrong and im not sure why that isnt registering in your brain

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Just now, Malleator said:

Go ahead, down vote me.
Ya'll acting like someone died, BK is still here, and they're already recovering from the kicks.

so we're excusing possible account hacks in 2020? bad take hon, if sphinx's account got hacked you wouldn't excuse someone saying "move on, not like anyone died"