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Sailor Jerry

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  1. 10/10.......Military all the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  2. Fox News.......I gots to have my connection to the TV world!!!!! WYR: Have your foot caught in a bear trap or have your hand bit by a great white shark?
  3. ......And thats a taste that can't be beat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  4. Nation ID: 1574 Post Count: 297 Link to Nation: https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=1574 By the way.......are the bonuses cumulative?
  5. Yep.....nothing says friendship like hate!!!!!
  6. Market pricing.......you only need to pay me $999 for every forum post!
  7. We were coming up with an idea at my work.......the working title is "Time Traveling Presidential Pimps and Friends". It'd be sort like what Abe the vampire hunter was...you know, before they became presidents and stuff. Hot chicks, sci-fi, explosions, etc, etc.
  8. 8/10.....Ninjas are cool.......and I like red!
  9. Not sure how folks keep screwing this up.......the number is the actual post count of the thread...... 166!
  10. Ummm.........not sure whats going on here besides boosting our post counts............which I'm totally cool with!
  11. Becuase this has worked out well so far. We might as well take all the weapons and equipment that we'd give the Iraqis and just give it to ISIS instead.......cut out the middle man. The Iraqi army hasn't done squat since just before the first Gulf War, what makes you think they will now. We thought we had them all trained and ready to go, then along comes ISIS, farts in their direction, the army drops everything, tucks tail and runs! Since the locals can't control it or don't want to, I say we just put up a version of the Great Wall around the entire Middle East and let them sort it out themselves.......anyone caught leaving.....sorry, toss them right back in.
  12. Would there be any way to have a running total of a nations Trade History displayed on their nation page? Something showing how much a nation has bought from the market and how much a nation has sold on the market.....not necessarily what they bought or sold, just the totals in a $$$$$$ amount.
  13. Oh.....well hello there.....where have you been hiding all this time!!!!!!! Thanks!!!!
  14. Is there anyway to "Graph" this to show say like the previous week or two? I like pictures.
  15. Looks like it......finished on 10/10 @ 6:02 pm. I think you have to wait something like 120 turns (10 days) before you can go after the same nation again.
  16. My new license plate "GPA4LYF"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  17. So here is a religious one........ Moses and Jesus were sitting on a beach this weekend when Moses stands up, shakes some sand out of robes, does a few stretches, picks up his staff and looks longingly out at the water. Jesus looks up and asks "Whats on your mind"? Moses, still looking at the water and answers, "I wonder if I still have it". He lifts his staff in his right hand, spreads his arms high and wide, tilts his head back and closes his eyes. After a few long moments, the water starts to rumble and churn and then starts to rise and part leaving a clear dry path out for about a mile. After a little more time passes, he starts to tremble, the water slowly starts to return to normal then finally he drops his arms and just as quickly, the water falls back to normal as if nothing ever happened. He slowly returns back to his blanket and slumps back down wiping the cold sweat from his brow. "Man.....that wasn't as easy as it was when I was younger.....but, I still got it"! Jesus looks back and forth from Moses back to the water times and pipes up, "I wonder if I still got it". He gets up, shakes the sand out his robes, briskly rubs his hands together and walks to the edge of the water. With a long slow diliberate breath, he starts to walk forward. He walks slowly out on the surface of the water about 50 yards, pauses, turns, looks at Moses and starts to smile. Just as he takes his first step back, he falls beneath the surface with a huge splash! A few minutes later, Jesus comes walking up the beach looking like a drowned rat, fish falling out of his robes and water spilling out of his pockets. Moses falls over backwards laughing and holding his sides. Jesus, after reaching his blanket, picks up his towel and starts dring himself off. Shock, still on his, says out aloud, but more to himself, "I don't get it, he's just a prophet and he still has his juice.....me, I'm the son of God......what happen to my juice"? After regaining some composure and wiping a tear from his face, Moses says in a half laughing voice, "Really......you have to ask that question? Dude, maybe it has something to do with the holes in your feet......just sayin'"
  18. Duh....this one!!!!!!! I'll take my $100k kickback now please!
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