So here is a religious one........
Moses and Jesus were sitting on a beach this weekend when Moses stands up, shakes some sand out of robes, does a few stretches, picks up his staff and looks longingly out at the water. Jesus looks up and asks "Whats on your mind"? Moses, still looking at the water and answers, "I wonder if I still have it". He lifts his staff in his right hand, spreads his arms high and wide, tilts his head back and closes his eyes. After a few long moments, the water starts to rumble and churn and then starts to rise and part leaving a clear dry path out for about a mile. After a little more time passes, he starts to tremble, the water slowly starts to return to normal then finally he drops his arms and just as quickly, the water falls back to normal as if nothing ever happened. He slowly returns back to his blanket and slumps back down wiping the cold sweat from his brow. "Man.....that wasn't as easy as it was when I was younger.....but, I still got it"!
Jesus looks back and forth from Moses back to the water times and pipes up, "I wonder if I still got it". He gets up, shakes the sand out his robes, briskly rubs his hands together and walks to the edge of the water. With a long slow diliberate breath, he starts to walk forward. He walks slowly out on the surface of the water about 50 yards, pauses, turns, looks at Moses and starts to smile. Just as he takes his first step back, he falls beneath the surface with a huge splash! A few minutes later, Jesus comes walking up the beach looking like a drowned rat, fish falling out of his robes and water spilling out of his pockets. Moses falls over backwards laughing and holding his sides.
Jesus, after reaching his blanket, picks up his towel and starts dring himself off. Shock, still on his, says out aloud, but more to himself, "I don't get it, he's just a prophet and he still has his juice.....me, I'm the son of God......what happen to my juice"? After regaining some composure and wiping a tear from his face, Moses says in a half laughing voice, "Really......you have to ask that question? Dude, maybe it has something to do with the holes in your feet......just sayin'"