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  1. "This power came forth out of the Atlantic Ocean, for in those days the Atlantic was navigable; and there was an island situated in front of the straits which are by you called the Pillars of Heracles; the island was larger than Libya and Asia put together, and was the way to other islands, and from these you might pass to the whole of the opposite continent which surrounded the true ocean;"
  2. If you start with 5 ground attacks and they manage to pull off a victory, you lose ground control and cannot regain it without beiging them...
  3. So your chief weapon is not surprise?
  4. This thread has literally become "Bash on FSA"
  5. Ok. ALL HAIL OUR GLORIOUS LEADER... MAY HE ENLIGHTEN THE IGNORANT CAPITALIZT SWINE OF THE WEST (with nukes, of course) Norse Korea best Korea.
  6. In the year of Our Glorious Leader, 1999, November 12th The nation of There has stumbled upon a technology of which the likes have not been seen prior to this date. As the end of the millennium nears, Our Glorious Leader has announced that, in an ongoing effort to increase the economic potential of the Nation by minimizing the pollution in the State, alternative sources of power for the nation's ever growing infrastructure were being researched, with the current application of using a "Heavy Metal" in order to sustain a nuclear reaction which provides the necessary heat to turn the turbines, which in turn turn the existing generators from the previous cost-efficient, but environmentally unfriendly Oil Power Plants being the risky, but likely profitable route. In its infancy, the nation fared well due to an abundance of oil reservoirs to tap from, but the shift to the manufacturing of Gasoline and Aluminum drained the nation's oil reserves and overworked the Oil Power Plants to the point of failure. In this crisis, while searching for deep-sea oil pockets off the coast of the Nation, drillers discovered a cleaner, more efficient form of energy in the form of "Heavy Metal" According to chief scientist, John McSamuelson, the reactor consists of a "bass guitar" and a "metal drum" kept in control rods in order to prevent harm to the ears of the staff and more importantly to generate heat through the C's and occasional F#'s which they emit. In it's purest form, this substance, often surpassing the 130 decibel threshold, has been deemed unsafe for civilian use and its possession has been limited to the State. As of late, there have been rumors about the development of a weapon that when fired, "...THE SUN WILL BE DARKENED, AND THE MOON WILL NOT GIVE ITS LIGHT, AND THE STARS WILL FALL from the sky, and the powers of the heavens will be shaken." (Matthew 24:29) as ungodly wrath from above is brought upon an unfortunate foe with a cacophony of "Heavy Metal" as the finale. ^^ jk. nukes r 4 skrubs.
  7. But... They are equally punishable by death, according to the Quran.
  8. Well, this thread certainly excavated quickly. Many a land of murderers and savages were eradicated by the US Army, because they were evil, of coarse. Not for material gainz, Homicide is so disgusting not even animals do it. Murder is evil and must be stopped, but we must not hate the MURDERERS, but the crime itself. Forgive the perpetrators, hate on the crime. Release murderers from prisons. Statistics show that cities with a smaller police force and less people incarcerated have lower crime rates, so EMPTY THE PRISONS AND DECOMMISSION ALL POLICE!!1!!1 kappa
  9. I'd like a Whopper with a Diet Pepsi and a side of fries... YOU GAVE ME THE REGULAR PEPSI? YOU SAVAGES!!11! 9/11 -IGN Tell your servers to taste ur memes b4 serving... <BATTLESHIP SUNK>
  10. In the areas where dog meat is legal, the dogs which are eaten are bred and raised to be eaten, like livestock. People are not necessarily eating their pets.
  11. Basically, they are saying that with equal rights and opportunities, women will naturally attain superiority, so both?
  12. Banned for banning someone who banned someone for a lot of reasons with no reason.
  13. Nation Name: There Nation Link: https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=18254
  14. I went to Quebec and saw some French-speaking socialist lumberjack moose playing hockey. Sadly, I slipped on the ice that happened to cover the ground in the whole city and had to undergo a major surgery due to a cracked skull, but due to the free healthcare, I didn't have to pay even a cent. Later, I went to a protest on fracking and climate change, but fit in with the crowd with this sign: Overall, It was nice, but I didn't to get to see any penguins in igloos. 9/10
  15. Well, 154 days and finally a forum account. Just wanted to greet the community.
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