Elros Tar-Minyatur

Are y'all being serious with this?

Alex is clearly making moves! He is going to upend the entirety of Orbis FA politics.

Well... When you put it like that...

We wouldn't miss this. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

"By command of the High King of the Forgotten Realms, we hereby declare war upon ‘O Fortuna. Their schemes and machinations have become a blight upon the lands we hold dear, and their dark influence threatens to corrupt all that we hold sacred. Our ancestors have long warned us of the dangers of such dark powers, and it is our solemn duty to protect our people from their evil grasp. We have consulted with the Gods and the Oracles. We have spoken with The Knights Radiant and decided to join them in their war. We shall not sit idly by while they plot and scheme, nor shall we allow them to take advantage of our people and resources. We call upon all the realms of men and mer to stand with us against this insidious threat. Let us unite our swords, our spells, and drive these dark forces back into the shadows from whence they came. May our enemies tremble at the sight of our armies, and may our victories be celebrated for generations to come. We shall not falter, we shall not surrender, and we shall emerge victorious. Let the banners of the Forgotten Realms fly high, and let the call to arms ring out across the land. The fate of our world is at stake, and we shall not fail. Remember with radiance." Signed, High King: His Glorious Majesty, the High King of The Forgotten Realms; Elros Tar-Minyatur, the Half-Elven; High King of the Reunited Kingdoms of the Númenóreans; High King of Gondor and Arnor; High King of all the Númenóreans and of all the Dúnedain; High King of all the Free Men of the West; King of all the Mountains; Lord of Andúnië and of all the Faithful; Heir of the Noldor; Brother of Elrond, Half-Elven; & Son of Eärendil, the Mariner. Lord Ruler : His Glorious Majesty, the Lord Ruler of The Forgotten Realms; Rashek, the Sliver of Infinity; the Father, the Hero of Ages, King Mistborn, the Undying, the Ascended, the First Allomancer and Feruchemist. Prince of the Realms: His Royal Highness, Prince Cephalo; the Ariqun, of The Forgotten Realms, IT Genius, & Master of the Scripts The High Lord's of State: Grand Provost Marshal: Sybreal Chancellor of the Estate: John Mathews Chief of General Staff: Charles IV Lord Speaker of the Word: Kaiser Wahnsin Chamberlain of the House: MasterChief, the Rap Jesus Lord Emissary: Vacant Provost Marshal: Ventris Deputy Chief of Staff: Rein Dvorak Vice-Chancellors: Benjamin I & Ecthelion; Lord of Gondolin of Seven Names, Protector of Elven Cities of the East, Keeper of Elf-Havens and Defender of the Flame of Anor. Duchess: Franciszka Hanna TL;DR, The Forgotten Realms declares war on Fortuna. May the Blood God have mercy on your souls! Because we will not! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

That is part of the reason for the chaos with TGIA. They accepted people into their alliance that were accused of being, and/or associating with, Nazis.

Truly, truly devastating. I cannot fathom how he managed to steal a whopping $85,000,000. That must be devastating to y'all. I feel bad for Aurora/Borealis having people that are known to associate with Nazis in their ranks.

The only question you should be asking yourself is "Will this please the Blood God?"

We in The Forgotten Realms may not understand how these "metal men" work, but they definitely intrigue us. We look forward to any and all the shenanigans that we will be getting into. I look forward to our kinship and hope we can keep up in the drinking contests with your "metal men."

"Let me tell you a story. One day, the High King of The Forgotten Realms (TFR) and his Knights were riding along the border of their kingdom when they happened upon the most mysterious of strangers. The stranger seemed to be made of metal. The High King and his Knights were shocked to see that this metal “man” was seemingly alive. This metal man greeted the High King and his Knights and introduced itself as Bender “Bending” Rodriguez. The High King and his Knights were amazed, this metal man could apparently talk and was drinking alcohol. Desiring to get to the bottom of this, the High King asked Bender to take him to whoever made him. So, Bender took the High King to Mom’s Friendly Robot Company (MFRco). The High King and his Knights were amazed by the innovation and by all the metal men that populated the company. When they arrived, they were greeted by MFRco’s leaders, Sweetstorm and Soup Cat. A friendship between TFR and MFRco was quickly formed. As TFR and MFRco grew closer, they desired to get as close they could to each other. So with this document, we, the undersigned, hereby declare our friendship, our allegiance, and our faith and trust in each other." Mom's Forgotten Realms Article I: Mutual Defense Both parties agree that they shall defend each other until 0 pixels are had by all! Should either party come under attack, the other is required to help in countering the attacker. Article II: Optional Offense Both parties agree that should either of them conduct offensive operations, they are encouraged to join, and will be belittled for no less than one month when they do not partake in the slaughter. Article III: Non-Aggression Both parties shall share their ideologies, opinions, advice and experiences to one another in interior, economic, foreign, and military affairs in case the second party needs them. Article IV: Intelligence Both parties agree to share intelligence with each other, any pertinent information to one party’s well-being, reputation, political strength, military threats shall be shared with no delay. Article V: Aid Both parties are encouraged to seek mutually beneficial economic relations with one another and to encourage trading between nations of either signatory. Article VI: Cancellation Both parties have the right to cancel this treaty at any time, for any reason. Should either party wish to cancel this treaty, they are required to inform the other party in private of their reasons for cancellation at least 96 hours before the intended cancellation. After the 96 hours is over, all Articles of this treaty will be considered null and void. Signatories, For The Forgotten Realms: High King: His Glorious Majesty, the High King of The Forgotten Realms, Elros Tar-Minyatur, the Half-Elven, High King of the Reunited Kingdoms of the Númenóreans, High King of Gondor and Arnor, High King of all the Númenóreans and of all the Dúnedain, High King of the Free Men of the West, King of All the Mountains, Lord of Anduinë and of all the Faithful, Heir of the Noldor, Brother of Elrond Half-Elven, & Son of Eärendil the Mariner. Lord Ruler: His Glorious Majesty, the Lord Ruler of The Forgotten Realms; Rashek, the Sliver of Infinity, the Father, the Hero of Ages, King Mistborn, the Undying, the Ascended, the First Allomancer and Feruchemist. Princes of the Realms: His Royal Highness, Prince Cephalo of The Forgotten Realms, IT Genius, & Master of the Scripts His Royal Highness, Prince Alrea of The Forgotten Realms, Slayer of Mankind, Warhammer prodigy, & Keeper of the Keys High Lord’s of State: Grand Provost Marshal: Sybreal Chancellor of the Estate: John Mathews Chamberlain of the Council: Masterchief, the Rap Jesus For Mom’s Friendly Robot Company: The owners of all good old fashioned robots and MOMs friendly robot company, top dark matter mining contractors for DOOP, owners of MOMs friendly deliver company, supreme mothers of MomCorp old-fashioned Jams, Jellies and Military Systems; Soup Cat & Sweetstorm Farnsworth: Future owner of Planet express, creator of the sports-utility robot, close friend and second in charge to MOM; Adam Heads of Divisions: Sweetstorm, Head of MOMs Militaries and Killbots Joe Anderson, Head of Vending Machines, Keeper of Sheets and Leader of Economic Advancement King of Aristonia, Head of Marketing & Photoshop Master

Agreed. GO CUBS GO! Don't be jelly just because the Cubs are better than the Cardinals. My 2nd-in-command would like to have some words with you about this. He is a Brandon Sanderson nerd boi.

On this day, 108 years ago, December 24th, 1914, men on both sides sat in the trenches all across the Western Front. It was freezing cold. They were told that the war would be over by Christmas and yet there they were, sitting in a trench, essentially waiting to die. Then the unthinkable happened. The British soldiers and the German soldiers met in No Man's Land and called an unofficial Christmas truce. They spent tonight, and all of tomorrow, conversing with each other. They played soccer (I refuse to call it Football) with each other. They traded food. They traded coffee and cigarettes with each other. They spent time together. They felt their humanity returning, even if it was just for a day. They collected and buried their dead comrades. They held funeral services. As Sabaton so eloquently states in their song "Christmas Truce": ----- And today we're all brothers, tonight we're all friends. A moment of peace in a war that never ends. Today we're all brothers, we drink and unite. Now Christmas has arrived and the snow turns the ground white. ----- Hear carols from the trenches. We sing O Holy Night. Our guns laid to rest among snowflakes. A Christmas in the trenches. A Christmas on the front far from home. They proclaim "We were soldiers! Carried the war on our shoulders, for our nations!" And then ask, "Is that why we bury our friends?" ----- Later in the song, they sing: ----- "We were all We were all We were all We were all friends (Yes, we were friends) ----- And today we're all brothers Tonight we're all friends A moment of peace in a war that never ends Today we're all brothers We drink and unite Now Christmas has arrived and the snow turns the ground white ------ A Christmas on the frontline We walk among our friends We don't think about tomorrow The battle will commence When we celebrated Christmas We thought about our friends Those who never made it home When the battle had commenced" ------ As we spend time with our families this Christmas, let us remember those brave men. They knew what they were doing. They knew what the punishments would be if they did it. They didn't care. How many have died fighting pointless wars, who will never see their families again? Merry Christmas, everyone! Have a Happy New Year!

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Can I get a TL;DR of the TL;DR?

Good luck you beautiful people. PROTECT THE ELEPHANTS!

Can I get a TL;DR?

With all the prots that Camelot currently has, they will soon be on the level of TKR. 🤣🤣

Will you rebrand the rebranding of the rebranding of your alliance once this over?

I wish The Legion all the best. The Legion showed us immense kindness and helped us get a foot into the door of Orbis. I hope you guys find somewhere to call home.

YAY! More friends!

I wish you guys the best of luck wherever you go!

The Forgotten Realms loves TKR as well. We are so thankful for the kindness, the knowledge, and all of the help that they have given us since we signed our Prot. So, from the bottom of my heart, thank you.