Varspasian

Nation: The Fascist Republic of Silistrious Leader: Grand Chancellor Varspasian Gun Control (Yes) Abortion (Limited) Same-Sex Marriage (No) Women's Rights (Some) Welfare (Yes) Social Security (Yes) LGBT Rights/Protection (Limited) Capital Punishment/Death Penalty (Yes) Animal Rights/Protection (Limited) Legal Prostitution (No) Legal Use of Marijuana (No) Legal Use of Drugs/Narcotics (No) Religious Liberties (No) Plus some I wanted to add to my list. Education (Free) Health Care (Free) State Housing (Limited) Child Protection (Yes) Criminal Justice (Yes)

"First my people want freedom, then they want a constitution, and now we have ponies next door? Who knows whats next? Flying freedom loving constitution writing ponies of doom?!" -Grand Chancellor Varspasian, as he spit out his morning chai Welcome

made me laugh 9/10

The Fascist Empire of Silistrious has changed its name to The Fascist Republic of Silistrious. The Grand Chancellor believes that this will make the citizens of Silistrious feel that they're still in control of the government. But Grand Chancellor Varspasian assures the world, that they are indeed not in anyway in control. Grand Chancellor Varspasian also wishes to address the recent acceptance into a new alliance, and the Chancellor felt bored so he commissioned a new flag! Its exactly the same but with the alliance symbol on it! Isn't he the most creative man in the world? (Say yes or you shall be shot. Or sent to North Korea. Either one.)

Official quote from Grand Chancellor Varspasian when he saw this, "Well shit, we got a badass over here." Greetings from Silistrious! (nice flag btw)

Grand Chancellor Varspasian has decided that the best course of action is to put up a large sign facing the Osean Federation saying "LOL UMADBRO?"

The population was in uproar, however were quickly "peacefully" quieted. Grand Chancellor Varspasian declared yuletide a federal holiday(s). Each day of yuletide is now a national holiday. This has caused an uproar in those that support secularism within the government, since they claim that this is promoting christianity. Grand Chancellor Varspasian replied to these accusations, "Who's the one with Grand Chancellor in front of their name? Me. Now get out before I have you stoned." Although others are very happy for the Chancellor's choice. YULETIDE SEASON ACT - No person shall work later than 5:00PM, and no earlier than 9:00AM - All persons shall have a christmas tree within their home. Must be a minimum height of 144.5 centimeters, or 4'9" - All persons shall be forgiving and kind - All persons will be joyous - All persons will be "christmas-y" - All persons will carol whenever plausible - If one or more of these declarations are not fufilled, the consecquences may include but not exclusive to, 45 year imprisonment, execution, forced watching of christmas movies until your eyes bleed.

Or people would just attack you at the same time and you're screwed. Just like what happened to that Apache PMC player.

Oh come now, there was HARDLY any repression and propaganda against the Socialist Worker's Party... by the government that is. Maybe. "He'll probably be assassinated, but at least he got elected, am I right?" - Grand Chancellor Varspasian, after the inauguration

Thats hilarious. Hope ya kill the fool!

If you are implying that these elections weren't democratic in every way, shape, and form, you're probably correct.

Grand Chancellor Varspasian approves of this method of training.

VOTE FEDERALIST Democracy, Capitalism, Equality THE FEDERALIST PARTY PROVIDES FOR ALL The Socialist Workers Party would rather see you Starving. The Environmental Party would rather see you Jobless. The Libertarian Party would rather see you in Anarchy. IF THEY WIN, YOU'll BE STARVING, JOBLESS, AND IN CHAOS. The Federalist Party provides wealth for all! VOTE FEDERALIST TODAY! Two weeks ago, Grand Chancellor Varspasian issued a decree declaring public elections for the office of Vice Chancellor. (many disapprovers of the regime claim that it was simply to make the people believe Silistrious was still run "by the people") These are the outcomes of the four major parties that competed, as well as a generalization of the other parties. Outcomes in the first round of elections: Federalist Party: 34% Socialist Workers Party: 26% Environmental Party: 21% Libertarian Party: 16% Other: 3% Outcomes in the second round of elections: Federalist Party: 39% Socialist Workers Party: 41% Environmental Party: 14% Libertarian Party: 6% Outcomes in the third round of elections: Federalist Party: 43% Socialist Workers Party: 42% Environmental Party: 15% Outcomes in the final round of elections: Federalist Party: 47% Socialist Workers Party: 53% Socialist Fredrik Þorrid was inaugurated today as the 31st Vice Chancellor, which also makes him the first Vice Chancellor since Varspasian's ascension to Grand Chancellorship.

Astrakhan

You are a: Communist Totalitarian Non-Interventionist Bleeding-Heart Traditionalist Collectivism score: 100% Authoritarianism score: 83% Internationalism score: -17% Tribalism score: -83% Liberalism score: -17% ​Took it again and got this: You are a: Communist Authoritarian Interventionist Bleeding-Heart Traditionalist Collectivism score: 100% Authoritarianism score: 67% Internationalism score: 33% Tribalism score: -100% Liberalism score: -33% Welp guess I'm a communist.

lol.

Could someone explain to me what embargoes actually accomplish? ?

Three hundred and twenty two

That sucks that it didnt work. Course I dont even know how to embargo so wtf am I talking about>?

I say nuke the entire world and maybe the moon for good measure, but if I had to pick a side... I hope Palestine kicks those racists. Now now I know calling the israelites racist, but they did do some questionable things. Im also not saying that the other side didnt do questionable things but.. the israelites didnt really have to do those things because you know... its not like they need an advantage to win the war... *cough* US aid *cough*

From one "completely and entirely democratically elected leader by the people" to another, I wish you good luck with your new actions.

Ever since the double defeat of the Silistrian military, the Grand Chancellor has believed that this "Democracy" is the direct reason for these defeats. So today, Grand Chancellor Varspasian declared Silistrious a Stratocracy once more. The Grand Chancellor also issued a new national flag for the Stratocracy.

See, there will come a time when you need your windows licked, then you won't be sorry.

My first city is currently at 500 infra, and I noticed that I have to pay over 2,000 dollars per infra. So I was wondering if I should save up my money around the 500 infra point for another city, or if I should continue on building up this city?

Major thanks!