Ashland

There's something here.

*grabs broom* Out. *takes a swing at Ben* Out!

I offer my services to all alliances who want to avoid running the risk of losing money to the glitch over the month that Sheepy will be gone. Introducing Cirrus' new "Quick, Just Get it in the Car! Just Get the Dufflebag in the Car!" package: We'll take any money from your alliance and give you a cool 5% weekly interest rate during the time the two or three months Sheepy is gone. Bye, Sheepy, see you when you get back in four or five months.

VE has banned its members from doing business with me.

Cirrus Investments is offering rebuilding loans at an excellent rate. Apply for yours today.

Noted. Also welcome to Cirrus Plus. You get all the benefits!

Your alliance being allied with an alliance that has openly defied Cirrus' debts and sheltered its debtors (and then bragged about such in public) increases the risk you carry. 9.3%. Take it or leave it.

I just need to get home to run a check on your nation etc.

Approved. How does 7.1% sound?

Thank you for your generous patronage. Due to your extensive investment, your account has been upgraded to Cirrus Plus, which comes with free access to any consulting services up to four hours per week, a slightly increased rate of interest (.2%), no additional service charges for buying goods or services from others with Cirrus credit, and priority lending and withdrawal.

The first period will begin when you accept the trade offer. Thank you for your patronage.

I have 11.5m for 8.5%. Take it or leave it.

Approved. 7.35% sound good?

Your post was longer than his. You can't tl;dr.

Wait, we weren't supposed to be spying in GPA? !@#$, I spied a ton of people.

I liked it. I think it gets old after a while cuz it's pretty much just the same shit, different day. And some of the mechanics are poorly thought out. But I thought it was worth it.

At the time it was correct.

Oh my God. I am mortified. It just slipped my mind. I'll have your money shortly. Please accept an extra 250k by means of apology for any inconvenience. I am so sorry.

Omg Atzuya. I love you.

It will not benefit larger alliances. It will benefit alliances with larger, fewer members. Ridiculously horrible idea.

It'll start when you accept the trade.

I will offer 8 million at 7.35%.

How do you know SK is gay? Cuz they be DEIC ridin. Congrats guys.

There ARE banks not connected to any alliance! Mine.

I was considering laying off on Saeton cuz I woofe him but now that you've questioned my meanspiritedness God has hardened my heart.