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Soon to be added to my wiki: How Shifty was reborn as Lucifer After the mass nuking of Pantheon, Shifty's body was heavily irradiated and slowly dying. He continued to nuke and missile strike those around him. After there was nothing, Shifty imploded and was consumed by a bright bluish white light and everything around him was slowly being pulled into space. The rift threw him into darkness and for weeks he spent his days contemplating all his actions. He saw his entire existence; the good, the bad, and that which never was. Through the darkness he saw all his potential opportunities, all of which of course, were missed. As he finally gave up and found solace in the warp, he found himself tumbling through space. Of course, it was not space, for space a cold vacuum with intense radiation. Instead, Shifty found himself surrounded by a heavy air that he found difficult to breathe, but no need to exhale. He could walk in any direction, but was weightless and there was no dimensional axis. He simply existed. There he saw himself enveloped in light and reached out. He heard a voice tell him, "this is not the end, this is but the beginning for you, it is the end for all others." He found himself born again. Shifty now arose not as Shifty Stranger, but as what he was always meant to be, the great deceiver of nations. His otherworldly origin now was not just a fluke or paranormal, but preordained and prophetic. He had returned to deliver his people as... Lucifer Morningstar

50% of all marriages end in divorce.......however, 100% of divorces start with marriage.

I was gonna quit, then suddenly I found de way to uganda. I am a very happy person now.

The Spaghet is a lie.