Translated to English: Lucia Svadin: "Hello, I am Lucia Svadin, and we have breaking news..."
BREAKING NEWS!!!
Lucia Svadin: "The KAF and the KDM have reached a great milestone in the development of the defense of Khevin as of late. They have recently established several missile defense programs with the aid of several allies, such as, Rozalia sending an eight million Khevinist Ruble loan, Tomasious Rubinlord of Entakuq selling one hundred tons of aluminum, and Mothman of Mothaya sending us one thousand tons of steel for free. In a new press release, the new minister of defense Habibullah Sewick, appointed today, stated, "We are very happy to announce that we have built a missile launch pad in Tokiaqitm. We could not have done this without the help of Grand Hermiteer Tomasious Rubinlord, our dear ally to the south, Mothman, and the Celestial Emperor of Roz Wei, Rozalia. This will be another sign of Khevinist strength. We will proud to defend this great nation with much power. And who knows, we might be able to defeat the SARF with this missile.'"
Prototype of the Missile
Lucia Svadin: "The MDP will be split into three sections. The first section will be conventional missiles, the second section will be elephant feces missiles, and the third section will be chemical and biological missiles. This is a great step for the military and the protection of the Khevinist people. I'm Lucia Svadin, have good day, and good news."