Nadir Aminu Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 How many nukes can you launch per day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rozalia Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Allah will protect us, we will stay sane.  Tick tock. More people are being driven insane by the voice of Corbyn, Metatron who is merely one step below God in divinity.  Emperor Corbyn has turned London into a prison and thrown all the immigrants in there. Food is delivered to those inside the city via catapult. 34 people die daily from a box of soup smashing into their face as they go on a stroll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadir Aminu Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Every body in Algeria is sane, except the British who are trying to escape. They have all been sewed into a human caterpillar, cut apart and put together again. This process is continued until they are confirmed dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimitri Valko Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Every body in Algeria is sane, except the British who are trying to escape. They have all been sewed into a human caterpillar, cut apart and put together again. This process is continued until they are confirmed dead  Lithuania cancels embassy in Algeria. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rozalia Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Every body in Algeria is sane, except the British who are trying to escape. They have all been sewed into a human caterpillar, cut apart and put together again. This process is continued until they are confirmed dead  Said British were in fact Snatchers, as are any "Brits" you may find outside Great Britain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Scandanavia Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 i blitz creed bring beging back into my sontrol Quote The Great Emperor of New Scandinavia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimitri Valko Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 i blitz creed bring beging back into my sontrol  Uh, do you mean blitzkrieg? If so, it's not always a success. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rozalia Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 (edited) Emperor Corbyn has held the Olympics in Manchester. Great Britain won every event due to being so awesome and also due to the other country's teams being represented by citizens abducted by Emperor Corbyn's Snatchers. The losing teams were all executed for being failures and their corpses sent to the county's orphanages to be processed and made into burger patties for the kids. Edited September 27, 2015 by Rozalia 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadir Aminu Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Algeria wishes to ally with the British Empire once again, because of our common goals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rozalia Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Algeria wishes to ally with the British Empire once again, because of our common goals.  The British Empire will accept as long as one daily prayer contains thanks to Emperor Corbyn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimitri Valko Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Lithuania requests for a full pact with Corbyn's Britain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadir Aminu Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 The British Empire will accept as long as one daily prayer contains thanks to Emperor Corbyn. It will be a prayer to Allah thanking him for creating you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rozalia Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Lithuania requests for a full pact with Corbyn's Britain. Â Emperor Corbyn accepts. Â It will be a prayer to Allah thanking him for creating you. Â That is deemed close enough. Accepted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadir Aminu Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 That is deemed close enough. Accepted. We also request for the Kaaba back and we will do that single prayer facing the direction of Birmingham. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rozalia Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 We also request for the Kaaba back and we will do that single prayer facing the direction of Birmingham.  Emperor Corbyn is merciful and diplomatic so he accepts said terms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadir Aminu Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Emperor Corbyn is merciful and diplomatic so he accepts said terms. All Muslims are grateful and deem Emperor Corbyn co-Caliph. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadir Aminu Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Algeria takes all of the people who do not believe Emperor Corbyn should be the co-Caliph, they whipped them, sprayed them with acid, and melted them alive. They were then mixed into a huge cauldron and poured around the Kaaba as a sacrifice. They then dug up the ground surrounding the Kaaba, put it through a meat grinder and blender and then served them to the poor as smoothies. Maschec Kateb took several and bathed in them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rozalia Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 All Muslims are grateful and deem Emperor Corbyn co-Caliph.  Algeria takes all of the people who do not believe Emperor Corbyn should be the co-Caliph, they whipped them, sprayed them with acid, and melted them alive. They were then mixed into a huge cauldron and poured around the Kaaba as a sacrifice. They then dug up the ground surrounding the Kaaba, put it through a meat grinder and blender and then served them to the poor as smoothies. Maschec Kateb took several and bathed in them.  Emperor Corbyn thanks Maschec Kateb. Emperor Corbyn has now decided that Germany must have used poison mints to kill it's illegal immigrants and then tried to frame Algeria.  1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moreau Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Japan has made another hard push wich resulted in talmost whole eastern china was encircled and it's only a matter of time before they are out of supplies Quote Signed by Sultan Moreau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadir Aminu Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Emperor Corbyn thanks Maschec Kateb. Emperor Corbyn has now decided that Germany must have used poison mints to kill it's illegal immigrants and then tried to frame Algeria.Algeria wonders what this means for Germany's foreign policy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Scandanavia Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 i nuke there greatest base on my soil Quote The Great Emperor of New Scandinavia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekejen Luish Posted September 27, 2015 Author Share Posted September 27, 2015 Nukes: The Communist Empire has 11 more nukes Korea has 3 more nukes Lithuania has 3 nukes Algeria has 2 nuke Britain has 16 nukes   How many nukes can you launch per day? As many as you want, so long as you have them. Quote This is very small Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekejen Luish Posted September 27, 2015 Author Share Posted September 27, 2015 Events: Japan has taken over China. (Making this RP more eventful) America has taken over everywhere in the Americas except Canada Quote This is very small Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Scandanavia Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 i channle my hole army and milliterize around china and ask my allaies to do the same Quote The Great Emperor of New Scandinavia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadir Aminu Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 (Playing hockey, will be inactive for today) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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