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I plan to build a statue of myself in my backyard.

 

I request help from here, I need things for this undertaking.

 

 

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I don't want dirt, I require stone and brick which will be used to construct it.

 

I was thinking about making it out of gold but that's too hard.

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Can we chisel an epithet on the base? I believe the 2nd commandment would go well there.

I am giving you permission to make statues of me.

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moon landing was an obvious fake. lol

 

and it was likely that the planes were controlled remotely be US agents so Bush could invade Iraq for their oil.

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moon landing was an obvious fake. lol

 

and it was likely that the planes were controlled remotely be US agents so Bush could invade Iraq for their oil.

As far as oil goes, I've cited it before, but Afghanistan has miniscule oil reserves (source: US Geological Survey), and oil imports from Iraq hit their all-time peak before the invasion, and have never come close since, in fact trending downward. (Source: U.S. Energy Information Administration). If we invaded "for oil," we did a really crappy job of it, because we were getting more oil from them before the war.

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Hm this is a glorious idea...i will help build u a statue. Lets use Ethiopians, im sure they work for cheap.

can you get me some?

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