Emperor Penguin Rikkar Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER. THE NESTINGLAND OF KRAKKE CURRENT AFFAIRS Top Master-fowl scientists have unraveled the secret of submersible warfare via the careful application of Jet-engines to surgically domesticated Orcas, in the newest turn of events. Piloted by a single little blue penguin, armed with torpedoes and a mechanically enhanced version of their already-powerful bite, these Under-Sea-Whale-Weapons will dominate everything in the path of the Penguin's Destiny. The first U-ship has been unveiled, with more being assembled presently. Curious about eradicating sub-fowls in the name of the Nestingland? Enlist in the military today and receive an additional Herring ration! The Nestingland is expanding at an unprecedented rate, signifying that the true destiny of the Master-fowl is almost upon us. Soon, the Nestingland will dominate the continent, sea to shining sea. Seditious acts against the True Destiny is a Terminal Offense! Politically, upon treasonous questioning by citizens about the fact that a penguin's appendage is called a flipper and not a fin, the Ministry for the Supreme-Fowl has decreed that henceforth all mentions of flippers when referring to the penguin anatomy is to be replaced with the term fin. The executions of the insurrectionists were swift and voluntary. Failure to support State decrees is a Terminal Offense! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Von Dietrich Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Interesting techonolgical advances. Keep the good work up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fukuda Kazuma Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 This seems fishy but amazin' *claps* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erin Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 (edited) How do you protect those exposed sinewy cables from rust and torpedo fire as opposed to the rest of the vessel? Looks damn skippy, though! Edited March 21, 2015 by Erin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Penguin Rikkar Posted March 21, 2015 Author Share Posted March 21, 2015 How do you protect those exposed sinewy cables from rust and torpedo fire as opposed to the rest of the vessel? Looks damn skippy, though! The cables are plugged directly into the Whales systems, and coated in natural Orca fat harvested from the areas emptied by biomechanics. As for protection from Torpedo fire, as being a biomechanical being it is hypothesized that U-Ships should be able to outmaneuver most torpedoes at mid to long range. At close range, being a sub-fowl it is deemed expendable in favour of ejecting the pilot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alice Lune Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 (edited) Does it allow you to do the tap dance? I mean orcas kind of have sharp teeth Edited March 21, 2015 by Alice Lune Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fukuda Kazuma Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 Does it allow you to do the tap dance? I mean orcas kind of have sharp teeth what... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alice Lune Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 what... Sharp teeth to chew on people who annoy them with happy feets. Yeah, I'm being random. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fukuda Kazuma Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 (edited) Sharp teeth to chew on people who annoy them with happy feets. Yeah, I'm being random. Well I'd be more concerned with a nun with a gun than a shark that can eat my feet. Edited March 21, 2015 by Zafrizackery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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