Popular Post CoraMcstrap Posted November 26, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted November 26, 2023 Dwight knew it wouldn't be much longer. Ten days and twelve nights on an inflatable but leaky life raft was just a test. A test that every prospective Dunder Mifflin secondary assistant worldwide manager had to make. It’s surprising that Jim Halpert hadn’t hogged the job for himself, but instead had suggested it for Dwight. Maybe he’d misjudged him. Still, his supply of beats was running out and his attempts to use karate to catch fish had come to no avail so it was a relief when land was finally sighted. With a heavy flop he face-planted the sandy shore and yelped at aggravating his sunburn. Surely the Dunder Mifflin international headquarters was just up ahead, although he couldn’t see it through the heavy swathe of tropical plant life. It must be like the Hunger Games! Somewhere hidden amongst all this foliage must be others like him, armed to the teeth in a battle of survival for promotion. He knew this was going to be tough, but he also had his farmyard smarts and his martial arts training to fall back on. Even without his nunchucks he was a black belt in Goji-Ryu after all! In fighting pose Dwight stealthily blundered through the undergrowth only to be betrayed by a tightrope tied between two trees. When he came to, he found himself swinging by his heels and trussed up like an overgrown turkey in a giant net. Underneath and prodding him with sticks were tiny, round purple people wearing fig leaves and hula skirts. They looked cross. The smallest, but definitely the fiercest squeaked orders that even the other strange purple creatures failed to understand. Looking at each other blankly, one of them eventually shrugged and muttered “welsh!” before reverting back to throwing coconuts at poor Dwight. Many coconuts later Dwight was cut down and as he gazed up at the masses he implored “are you the secret masters of Dunder Mifflin?” “Dunder What?” replied the fierce Welsh leader of the Purple Folk who he later found out was called Cora. She introduced herself as the chief of the Ribenaberry tribe and had a couple of young fruitlings under each arm. They looked up at Dwight with wide-eyed amazement, they’d never seen someone so huge and salmon pink! Maybe he was a fish. Although he didn’t smell like fish, he smelt like soil. The now curious Ribenaberries planted themselves all around Dwight and asked him question after question about where he came from and so it was that they learnt about the fabled land known as “America”. In gratitude they agreed to supply Dwight with their local delicacy, a sweet tasting dark purple liquid in a cordial bottle. Just don’t ask how it’s TLDR Purple and purple makes a lovely shade of purple TLDR The British version of the Office is the funniest, unless you’re from Slough in which case it’s a depressing documentary on life TLDR The roundabout is real TLDR Ribenaberry natives are the fiercest Boring Stuff This is a MDoAP This has a 72 hour withdrawal notice For United Purple Nations Leadership Prime Minister - Cora Mcstrap Chief of Staff - Noreen Ministers Minister of Internal Affairs - Matt Minister of Foreign Affairs - Malichy Minister of Finance - Noreen Minister of Defense - Naaro Minister of Communications - Failure Minister of Education - Moonitaur For The Commonweath Dwight K Schrute Sweyn Forkbeard 2 2 6 Quote UPN Prime Minister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malichy Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 I am really looking forward to seeing where this takes us. \o 1 Quote MofFA United Purple Nations Former Grosskomtur, FA Minister and Spitler (IA) -Teutonic Order. Former Reclusiarch (IA) - UPN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nokia Rokia Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 good luck to both involved 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwight k Schrute Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 Welcome one and welcome all💜👑 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 Dwight single handedly reached into the grave and pulled out an alliance. Mad respect for sticking to it and dealing with all the plebs. +1 Best of luck to both parties. History is doomed to repeat itself. Here's hoping this time the mistakes have already been learned. 1 Quote A game dies without a community. Don't hate on the communities trying to grow. Eat them instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velyni Vas Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 Congratulations on a change of scenery. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Son Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 This should be fun. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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