Popular Post Lysander Posted June 10, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted June 10, 2023 One fine evening, the Emperor of Mankind was enjoying a lovely evening planning to continue purging the universe of xenos when he received a notice from a close ally of the Imperium. As he skimmed over the details, his eyebrows rose; House Stark was planning a war against an ally of an ally, and the Imperium of Man had been invited to join! The more the Emperor thought about this, the more frustrated he became. The Imperium of Man was always open to infighting; in fact, they did it on the regular, as a tradition! And war was of no object; the nobles of the Imperium had been even more bloodthirsty than usual as of late, and a war would help them blow off some steam. No, the Emperor was frustrated because he did not want to risk jeopardizing his popularity as an anti-alien crusader, and Carthago did not appear to qualify as aliens. Having an outward focus had helped the Emperor conquer more and further than most past Emperors of the Imperium. That is when the Emperor heard a voice at his shoulder. “A war against Carthago? We should take this opportunity gladly,” trailed the voice of High Lord Lysander. “But how can we justify another internal war?” asked the Emperor. “Our people only wish to deal with so many natural threats.” “Well,” began Lysander, “have you ever seen an elephant?” “Yes, what about it?” demanded the Emperor. “I don’t know about you, but they look an awful lot like aliens to me,” the High Lord said with a grin. “Nothing with ears that big can be considered a natural part of our empire.” The Emperor of Mankind thought for a moment, then laughed. “Issue the call to arms, then! We fight against aliens found right in our homelands; the Carthaginian elephants!” The Emperor of Mankind turned and looked back out at his legions, excited at the prospect of another war. TL;DR The Imperium of Man declares war on Carthago in support of House Stark, and because elephants are weird. P.S. Late is better than never! 1 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velekk Hemlock Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 The Emperor Protects! Death to the xenos and especially those weird elephant things, they freak me out. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillzBob Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 I support anything that is against Krammy. Give them hell guys! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacob Knox Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 Good luck, have fun. 1 Quote Federation of Knox Enlightened of Chaos, Event Horizon QA Team and API Team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Le Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 Honestly business = bad. I learned that the hard way, y'all did to 🤷♀️ 1 Quote shadows are all colors of the rainbow, just blocked by an object, we hide in those shadows, and we hide in those dark valleys every night and day they have a shadow in them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raphael Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 While I personally disapprove of private business ventures in the game, I will say that they've contributed to the politics of the game in their own way. Usually in a very silly way like every bank collapsing, but still. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Le Posted June 11, 2023 Share Posted June 11, 2023 23 hours ago, Roberts said: While I personally disapprove of private business ventures in the game, I will say that they've contributed to the politics of the game in their own way. Usually in a very silly way like every bank collapsing, but still. I agree, every time its so bloody hilarious Quote shadows are all colors of the rainbow, just blocked by an object, we hide in those shadows, and we hide in those dark valleys every night and day they have a shadow in them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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