Popular Post Kyubnyan Posted December 24, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted December 24, 2022 Every [Redacted] Down in [Redacted]ville Liked Nukemas a lot... But Toxic, Who lived just north of [Redacted]ville, Did NOT! Toxic hated Nukemas! The whole Nukemas season! Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason. It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right. It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. But I think that the most likely reason of all, May have been that Midgard's average city count was two sizes too small. Whatever the reason, His heart or his shoes, He stood there before Nukemas, hating the [Redacted], Staring down from his cave with a sour, toxic frown, At the warm lighted windows below in their town. For he knew every [Redacted] down in [Redacted]ville beneath, Was busy now, building their city infra to the teeth. "And they're hoping to ROI!" he snarled with a sneer, "Next month is Nukemas! It's practically here!" Then he growled, with his Toxic fingers nervously drumming, "I MUST stop this Nukemas from coming! But HOW?" Then he got an idea! An awful idea! TOXIC GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA! "I know just what to do!" Toxic laughed with a boast. And he made a quick blitz sheet and post. And he chuckled, and clucked, "What great Toxic schemes!" "With low military and good opsec we'll blitz for the memes" Toward the alliances where the [Redacted] Lay asnooze in their Sphere. All their activity diamonds were yellow. no one was here. All the [Redacted] were snug in their pajama pants. When he loaded the first nation page and saw Adrienne. Then, at update, Midgard began the blitz. They quickly gained net and Wayward was on the fritz. After weeks of war he knew they were winning. And figured that in RON the [Redacted] wouldn't be grinning. "PoohPooh to the [Redacted]!" he was toxicly humming. "They're finding out now that no Nukemas is coming!" "Their military is zeroed! I know how it'll go!" "Their mouths will hang open a minute or so, "Then the [Redacted] down in [Redacted]ville will all cry 'Literally NPO!'" "That's a noise," grinned Toxic, "That I simply MUST hear!" So he paused. And Toxic put his hand to his ear. And he did hear a sound rising over the snow. It started in low. Then it started to grow. But the sound wasn't sad! Why... this sound sounded glad Every [Redacted] down in [Redacted]ville, the tall and the small, was nuking! Without any military at all! He hadn't stopped Nukemas from coming! It came! Somehow or other, it came just the same! and Toxic, with his Toxic feet irradiated in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling: "How could it be so?" "It came without soldiers! It came without tanks!" "It came without aircraft, ships, or looted banks!" And he puzzled three hours, 'til his puzzler was sore. then Toxic thought of something he hadn't before! "Maybe Nukemas", he thought, "doesn't come from winning a war." "Maybe Nukemas... perhaps... means a little bit more!" TL;DR: Merry Nukemas and happy holidays from TKR. 9 14 2 1 Quote Humans cannot create anything out of nothingness. Humans cannot accomplish anything without holding onto something. After all, humans are not gods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Jacob Knox Posted December 24, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted December 24, 2022 Great post. 10/10 Smol brain @ToxicPepper thought he could stop Nukemas smh. 8 Quote Federation of Knox Enlightened of Chaos, Event Horizon QA Team and API Team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hes_A_Dictator Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 10/10 Show that to the admittedly average faced @ToxicPepper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ToxicPepper Posted December 24, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted December 24, 2022 (edited) Merry Nukemas TKR! Edited December 24, 2022 by ToxicPepper 3 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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