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Aksel

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  1. GREATJOB! This friday on the ORB Discord. Don't miss it.

  2. Have you called your mom and told her you love her?

  3. He needs some milk.

    1. Rimski

      Rimski

      Sponsored by Dicker Max Industries

  4. Hello person below. I live and breathe Politics & War. I don't make time for anything in life other than this game and often don't get any work done because I'm too busy refreshing my nation page.

  5. Hey siri What category do I talk about upcoming changes to game looks/designs and get the community to weigh in and give ideas?

    1. 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

      丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

      Pornhub video comments section

  6. hey, come get y'all juice!

  7. His palms are sweaty

  8. Hope is a garbage bag.

    1. hope

      hope

      i can neither confirm nor deny

    2. Aksel

      Aksel

      I love you still @hope

  9. hopes mad cuz nobody cares about his status.

  10. I am doing a thing, who's with me?

    1. hope

      hope

      yes do the thang yas kweeeeeeeeen

    2. Pasky Darkfire
  11. I bet you don't despise me.

    1. Rimski

      Rimski

      You owe me 50 bucks fam

  12. I call my momma santa claus cuz she always call me a ho ho ho

    1. Rimski

      Rimski

      no presents? :(

  13. i can't believe hope can't believe that the most arrogant self-centered pnw player is really trying to do something.

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    2. hope

      hope

      max for once you werent the most arrogant and self-centered person in this game ;)

    3. Aksel

      Aksel

      I need to work harder

    4. HARPER.txt
  14. I declare war on the moderation team for being absolute SCRUBS.

  15. I do not support my breasts, because I'm not a female. My chest is flat, help me get bigger pecs Jesus.

    1. Rimski

      Rimski

      think wisely which six pack you want
      2Q.png
      9k.png
       

    2. Aksel

      Aksel

      I want the jesus fitness program

  16. I know information that will lead to the banning of Shifty. 

  17. I like my coffee like I like my women. 

    Pumpkin Spice

    1. Rimski

      Rimski

      Just say "I like my coffee"

      First I make coffee then I wake up

  18. I love @Aladeen

    1. Rimski

      Rimski

      You thought Aladin was cool? But here comes Aladout with Mehdi! Otherwise known as the squinchy eyed sultan.

  19. I named my !@#$ rihanna cuz that !@#$ loooooves to get beat up.

    1. Rimski

      Rimski

      das just a low game one

      bruh

  20. I never look both ways before crossing the street because I'm a baaad !@#$.

    1. Rimski

      Rimski

      one day an aeroplane will hit you

       

  21. I piss excellence.

  22. I threw a tomagachi pet at my grandmas cat and I killlled that !@#$.

    1. Rimski

      Rimski

      is the tomagachi good?

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