Jodo

So I can go drinking this weekend. God damn it, its in the topic.

Never thought I'd see the day I had to post a recap, but here we are. So, as many have noticed we had a bit of a scuffle with some folks. Some spy issues had occurred, we threw a brick through the culprits window, the cops showed up, Insert climbed a clocktower with a rifle, Queen M and Cynic/Masterb8r got married in our discord... It got pretty rowdy. I know a lot of people wanted this all to blow up into something cool. To be honest, so did I but I have plans for heavy drinking and a bar crawl and I'm not going to let the lot of you !@#$ it up by setting everything on fire. Anyways, Rose and Hate Machine got together to sort out the dumpster fire that is ongoing and decided to just let it play out. We're going to let the wars expire, refrain from opening new ones in the mean time, and we'll walk away when its over.

Technically, the treaty web shows us protecting BK. So they can get off the hook this time.

My guys shitpost what they want. They kind of lean out the windows of the fun bus and yell. I'm the mean driver who pumps the brakes from time to time.

If anything, this hilarious thread has given me ad material.

>shitpost "Lololo evry1 mad!"

Well, you can, but thats super shitty. But all in all those are some pretty good points. At the end of the day the situation is this. We were targeted by spy operations, dude got caught, we punched his ticket. Counters went out, which is a pretty standard thing. Counter counters deployed. Again, standard thing. I'm not gonna personally shit on someone for doing what most alliances do. BK and Zodiac wise, they agreed to protect us. However, that is dependent on if we request that assistance. I have not. We'll slug it out with people who come in, then go home. I know you guys are bored, but for !@#$ sake, pick your own fight if it's that bad. Or join someone who fights.

Thank you...?

I have no idea why it's so funny to me, but it gets me every time.

I don't know what the fuss is about. Admit it, this is the most fun the fighters have had in ages. Plus we get to knock the teeth out of some clowns who love spy ops. Shit, this is basically a PPV fight night. Enjoy the free entertainment.

Plenty around already.

*sniffing intensifies*

Strum.

Lets just keep it simple. Everyone dies.

Have some tunes. The deeds of one bold warrior can alter the course of a battle. I have three such warriors under my command and our every deed changes the shape of the world.

Whew, thats a lot of salt.

Fair enough. I've been playing Hearts of Iron 4 for the last few nights with some of the guys, so some context for you.

Slow internet speeds, empty liquor cabinets, and the goddamn nazis.

Yea, but its worth it.

Now Recruiting Discord New military alliance. Activity, coordination, and shitposting required. We keep it simple.

The bribes are totally worth it. I got $0!