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Sailor Jerry

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  1. This game has become about as much fun as masturbating with a cheese grater.  Oh sure, in the beginning they are both fun and stimulating, then after awhile, they both become dull and painful!!! 

    1. Sailor Jerry

      Sailor Jerry

      That maybe.....but realizing that I've played this game for a few years now makes me want to sit in a corner and cry.....then use my tears as lube while I rub one out and while I'm attempting to hang myself in my parents attic while listening to the Cure!!!  God I'm pathetic!

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  2. Every white colored food is vanilla. Except popcorn.

    Eat the yellow popcorn. 

    1. Sailor Jerry

      Sailor Jerry

      But don't eat the yellow snow!

  3. If size mattered,  the Elephant would be the king of the Animals. 

     

    Don't worry shifty,  you still got a chance

    1. Sailor Jerry

      Sailor Jerry

      But size doesn't matter.......opposable thumbs......means you can hold guns and rifles......and shoot the elephant dead....the end!

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  4. Mad Max thinks Lucifer Morningstar thinks he is officially an alcoholic.  

    1. Sailor Jerry

      Sailor Jerry

      I always thought he was!

  5. "What are your thoughts on a raiding nation using nukes during their raid."

    -> You are missing an option. We have beiged nations with 4 nukes, due to having to low military to do any other kind of attacks. :P

    1. Sailor Jerry

      Sailor Jerry

      Touché sir.......touché!  I see your point and it makes sense!

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  6. "What are your thoughts on a raiding nation using nukes during their raid."

    -> You are missing an option. We have beiged nations with 4 nukes, due to having to low military to do any other kind of attacks. :P

    1. Sailor Jerry

      Sailor Jerry

      Not sure how to respond honestly.  Me personally, if I raided someone, got caught, then got jumped by 3 others in response, I think I'd try to find a diplomatic way to back out of the raid, like "My bad, I thought you were inactive" or some crap like that......in my mind, back out with a little class.  Obviously the initial raider wasn't looking for straight out warfare or they would have built up their MAPs and started with nukes from the get go.....or big ass aircraft strikes.  Now that person has put a big target on themselves IF and when another world war breaks out, those 4 folks will be gunning for that raider.  If the raider had just back out gracefully, then if a world war breaks out, that person might just get overlooked by those 4.  Hey, to each their own.....it is a game after all so in the grand scheme of things.....not that huge of a deal really.

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  7. So Orbis.....would you rather have a 30 minute make out session with Rosie O'Donnell or a 30 minute make out session with a dead Angelina Jolie? 

    1. Sailor Jerry

      Sailor Jerry

      Great question!  She's been dead long enough to where rigamortis is just starting to set in.  You can still move her around but she stays in whatever postion you put her.

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  8. So.....anyone kick a puppy today?

    1. Sailor Jerry

      Sailor Jerry

      Jesus I hate these new boards!  Seems like all the old timers have high tailed it out of here.  Nothing but the same old chowder heads !@#$ing at each other over in the debate section....but not much else.

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