DaveyJ

tbf they fought to the death of their alliance

spent all my money on cholesterol meds after ingesting their salt. Couldn't afford a better phone.

Ah, hell. Might as well post these receipts here. Tried to work with yall and you banned our gov from your server, so we asked you all to come to ours... your FA must really like that moldy cheese smell in your discord because he seemed upset about coming to ours.

Spartans FA get berry upset when you tell them they have to go to your discord, because they banned your gov from being able to negotiate. Calling SRF gov the hard 'er, scratch that, they misspelled and used 'ar both times. Also tf is this supposed to prove other than you figured out how to take screenshots. Which, I'll give you, the jury was still out on. Really didn't know you had it in you.

Nearly two weeks after the Cosmonauts fired on the Aurorians, their emissaries sat around a long table aboard the Aurora mothership. It had been a hard fought, uphill battle for them. After billions in damage and resources, the battered flagship of the Cosmonauts transmitted a message to the Aurorians hoping that it would be heard. It had never been the intention of the Government to drag their shipmates through a war so soon after reforming themselves. Luckily, the Second Explorer of Aurora heard the transmission and extended an invitation to discuss peace. “Sign along the dotted line and all of this can end.” In front of the diplomats sat a document listing the terms of their surrender. The document recounted the details of the initial hostilities between the groups and, upon further investigation, the Cosmonauts’ sensors appeared to have been malfunctioning and indicated a false attack. When presented with this evidence, it dawned on the Cosmonauts how brash they might have acted. As opposed to seeking out their Aurorian counterparts once more, they believed that they were being unwillingly pulled into the war by the enemies of their allies. They had unknowingly begun a conflict of their own against Aurora and Clock. The leader of the Cosmonauts, Nancho, addressed the assembly of leaders, “You have welcomed us aboard your ship after our hostilities and offered an olive branch. We have spoken with our allies and we will accept your offering.” The document was passed around the table and signed by all parties. As they departed the ship, Nancho gave a final look to the Aurorians. “You have shown that Aurora/Serpentis rule the galaxy.” TL;DR - 1) The Cosmonauts surrender to Aurora and to Serpentis. 2) The Cosmonauts admit that Aurora and Serpentis were not at fault and that the public CB we used is flawed and not valid. 3) The Cosmonauts agree that Aurora/Serpentis vs The Cosmonauts is a separate conflict and is not related to Clock vs Backroom in any sense other than the time it took place. 4) The Cosmonauts admit that Aurora and Serpentis are the superior space alliance. 5) The Cosmonauts will fly this flag for a total of 30 consecutive days. The Cosmonauts: Nancho, Polkovnik Davey, Naslednik Alice Kryze, Direktor of Extraterrestrial Contact Aurora/Serpentis: Kan, First Explorer AlexW, Second Explorer

gud post

Its all in good fun. Now go burn my infra.

Two days after the colony of Solaris was joined by a boarding party of Russian Spetsnaz, formally assimilating into The Cosmonauts, a brutal war broke out in all* corners of the known galaxy. The newly dubbed Cosmonauts were busy practicing Russian, seizing the means of production, and getting to know their new crewmates when a ship carrying the flag of Aurora, yet another space colony, appeared in the distance. Knowing that their protector, The Wei, was in a state of war with Aurora, the group elected to pass at a distance so as to not provoke the foreign vessel. Just as they were passing the ship, the Aurorians turned and fired. Nancho, leader of The Cosmonauts, spoke with his crewmates: “Unusual that they are engaging a protectorate. Send an emissary to the Aurorians and determine if this was a mistake.” After all, this had happened before with ships from Cataclysm and they were quick to acknowledge the mistake. The lead diplomat, Alice Kryze, returned hours later with assurances that the Aurorians would cease fire. Most likely a mistake, the crew had determined. As the crew returned to their innocent discussion regarding executing landlords, their ship again came under fire. The Aurorians had made it clear that this was no mistake and they intended to continue their provocative fire upon the innocent ships of The Cosmonauts. Nancho looked around the table at his trusty team of government and advisors and said “If they want war, we'll give it to them. Arm the nuclear armaments and mobilize the boarding parties.” Davey, second-in-command to the ship, nods and replies “May the Raccoon Pope have mercy for my enemies because I won't” and began to prepare The Cosmonauts for a war against the aggressive Aurorians. TL;DR - The Cosmonauts recognize hostilities only with Aurora/Serpentis. Signed: Nancho, Polkovnik Davey, Naslednik Duluth, Direktor of Defense Alice Kryze, Direktor of Extraterrestrial Contact Zeeray, Direktor of Finance DumpsterCan, Direktor of Administration Tiblond, Space Councilor Arcturus Black, Space Councilor

Don't listen to him. Who else are you thinking of signing with, mighty leader of GDC?

Good luck!

disband :pepelaugh:

Ah shit. Gotta repost in a few hours.

The Solaris Directorate “Space exploration is a force of nature unto itself that no other force in society can rival.” -Neil deGrasse Tyson Solaris, “the shining star”, travels through space destined for distant, unexplored galaxies. It has been one year since the colony first became occupied by the citizens of fallen empires. An entire year of trials and tribulations aboard the lone beacon of civilization in the vast expanse of deep space. The Citizens and Colonists of Solaris look towards a brighter future in lands yet uncorrupted by man. The leader of the Solaris Directorate, Director Nancho, confers with his Justicar. “365 days since our last contact with Earth. Do you find it safe to broadcast our coordinates?” “It’s time, sir.” The Solaris Directorate declares existence on their first anniversary. (Including that brief stint under another name.) Signed: Nancho, Director Davey, Justicar Zeeray, Board Chair of the Treasury (EA) Ackorrn, Board Chair of Emissaries (FA) Tiblond, Board Chair of the Interior (IA) Archie, Councillor Government Emeritus: Today and Always, Citizens of Solaris. Xavior Arcturus-Black KingAri ChimpyFire Here's to another year, Orbis. Discord Alliance

It is, however, perfectly acceptable to force Alan to post his surrenders here.

"There's no micro drama anymore." -probably someone 2021

Best of luck to you all!

Deus Vult for the Raccoon Pope!

Good for Sanctuary

Sanctuary fought the good fight and had an honorable surrender.

anyway gl;hf