Aqua-Corpsman

Correct. I figured it out. It's ASM, naturally. Nobody got the bounty. Until next time on Neighborhood Watch with Aqua!

Ooh ooh ooh, and you aren't reporting Gudea for wanting to send people who support trump into work camps. Or calling "reich-wingers" lunatics. I could go on and on. You didn't see me fall down and cry wolf, and I didn't see you do it either.

I would like to counter this report @Alex with the clarity that Brython and others in ASM are trying to weaponize the rules against me, as evidenced by en masse support by other members of ASM who have all come on at the same time upon Brython's no doubt announcement of his chance to get me banned. This should be kept in mind as they are consistently using my personal beliefs and ooc life as ammunition against me, shown clearly in the constant review of every controversial post I have made. This behavior is unacceptable and should be against the rules. Also, lmao, do you know what "pogue" means? The fact that you have such a hate boner for me that you report it without looking it up is utterly hilarious. Lemme fill you in. "Pogue" or "POG" means PERSON OTHER THAN GRUNT rofl 😂

Oh my good god, I am getting tired of watching you and your cronies repeatedly try and comb through all my posts to find dirt on me. So you are going to call me out for calling ANTIFA, a group that according to you is disorganized and poorly defined, retarded while it's fine to call the rioters at the capital terrorists and ignorant and stupid and everything else you I and everyone else said? And my test was proven. Every one of those terms in known in the military, and it was a not-so-friendly interservice jest. If @Gudea wants to object to it I will have this conversation with him, not you. Making a strawman argument isn't against the rules. Btw, you are the definition of a Blue Falcon. Caw caw birdy.

Hasn't led to finding out who. I already ruled them out. I suspect Menhera, but the numbers say that the chance of them successfully spy oping me is ~70%. Everything else matches up tho...

Don't worry, I'll pester the !@#$ out of you until you do 😛 Luv u ❤️

If the person turns themself in, they do collect the bounty btw.

Pfft. Do that and I'll fight everyone who does it just to waste your time.

I will go through every nation that can possibly do this, and when I find who did it I swear to the holy lord I am going to rip you into shreds. @Phoenyx want to be useful? Investigate "Aqua's Spy Killer". Also, bounty for any information leading to the discovery of who did this will be paid with $10,000,000. Thank you for doing your part in keeping Orbis safe.

I like the premise, but those ideas are kinda shottie.

Have you ever played Stellaris? I think having consumer goods be produced as a resource and give different bonuses to your nation would work better than this.

Unless I misunderstand the point of this graph, the total amount of nations simulated can't exactly decrease. If this isn't a bug I am super curious to what caused this.

Omg you can recreate the formation of the universe. Put the gravity at 100, then put it at -5 and put the scale at 100000000. That is how they should teach the big bang in school.

W-wh-whaat?

Oh what I wouldn't give to go back to 2019 when I was as hopeful and imaginative as you.

The dedication to character is great and all, but no one will ever buy that lmao.

Long ago in the good ol' times of 2015, a thread was posted in this very forum with a similar name. I was thinking about the idea of some sort of officers before coming across this, but I understand the issue inherent with his idea and I think I know how that can be remedied. In the militaries there are already "generals" or "admirals" that lead the ground, air, and naval forces. What if they had improvable stats like baseball players? So, let's say, Admiral Whatshisface is the admiral of a just created nation. He spawns with any age between 30-40 and will automatically retire when he is 65 and be replaced by another admiral aged 30-40. For the Navy the stats would be naval based. For ground as well, and likewise with air. Whatshisface's stats would directly effect the nation's naval capability and give a bonus to combat rolls. That is the base of what I'm proposing [EDITOR'S NOTE, it is a shitty idea and I retract my support of it after further thought. Everything after this point is more interesting!], but I think an element of strategy more than just pouring money into your officers could be available. Like, perhaps, a trait. Say a nation wants to raid with the Navy, then the player could choose "Coastal Raider" (Allows loot gain from naval attack, -10% defense) for their admiral. Or if they want a defensive Navy, then the player could choose "Defensive" (+10% to defense, -10% to offense) for their admiral. Or, au contraire, "Offensive" (+10% to offense, -10% to defense). Or maybe "Balanced" (No effect). Or some production changes like "Quality" (+50% unit cost, +15% overall) or "Quantity" (+1 off-map dockyard per 3 cities, -50% unit cost, -30% overall) et cetera. How these would work would be like current War Policy or Domestic Policy but 1. you can only change it once every [insert large amount of turns here] and it will cost exponentially more every time you do it to the same admiral. When the admiral retires, you get a new one for whom you can pick a new trait. Personally I prefer this ^ to having a system like baseball, because it's kinda boring to just press a button upgrading someone over and over again. But maybe a combination would work? I am 110% open to criticism and suggestions, I'll edit this post as more come in. More detailed ideas for other officers: Notes and clarification: Percent bonus applies to everything in combat including infrastructure, money, planes etc.

While I'm searching for bugs, @Alex surely this sad excuse for a thunderthigh is not intended?

Again with the messenger lol. This time I noticed that sometimes a message is sent twice. I have enough of a knowledge that it is due to a double tap that sends 2 signals that in turn sends the message twice, but I think a blocker on it would fix it. Not a big issue, not a big bug, not a big fix. It might even be intentional and I'm stupid.

I mean...that's great and all, but banana republics y'know... produced bananas XD I just looked at your nation. Pretty cool. If you want to be super militaristic then check out these guys https://politicsandwar.com/alliance/id=913 or maybe these guys https://politicsandwar.com/alliance/id=877. Good luck.

Meh, I don't want your kidney. But $10 sounds great.

omg its yankee double or nothing.