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That's a RIP
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Thanks for noticing me, Khai-Senpai!
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Nthn, I just always liked AK's theme lol
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Pantheon workout routine to shave off all that extra infra
Ryan1 replied to Matthew The Great's topic in Alliance Affairs
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Another condolence is due.
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BK AK YK OK
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Deep down, I had hoped we would form an alliance with you guys for quite some time now lol.
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Condolences.
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No its a war declaration
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Cool is this a new alliance?
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Nice. BK sphere stronk.
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Condolences to AK
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Does anyone else skip to the end to see what it is?
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Congrats, but more importantly AK drops Sean Anthony's micro
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Introduction: An impressive window display featured all kinds of erotic delights. This definitely wasn’t the kind of adventure I had in mind. “Velium, if you want to do a little shopping, I’ll wait here.” He turned bright red. “Oh no! We are going in to meet my friend. His office is in the back.” I heard these types of places had all kinds of unsavory characters lurking in tiny rooms, but as I breathed in the fragrances of strawberry and grape, the place seemed as threatening as a candy store. Then I got an eye full of the various lewd things displayed all over the shop. The shelves were crammed full of boxes of lollipop colored edible panties, whips, ball gags, and an impressive array of gyrating silicone body parts. I couldn’t help but stare when I passed a three-headed !@#$. My mind raced, thinking of the various uses when Velium said, “My friend has bodyguards, so just keep your hands in front of you, okay?” I felt like I was in a movie and had suddenly turned into Scarlett Johansson. I wish. I was shorter and had black hair, but I did have Scarlett beat in the boob department. I kept my hands close to my waist as we snaked our way to the back of the shop. A man dressed in a black suit and sporting a skinny black tie stood in front of a door with a sign that said in English, “Enter at Your Own Life.” The Japanese loved English and usually butchered it with amusing results. What wasn’t so amusing were the two sumo-wrestler type bodyguards that stood on either side of the doorway. Velium approached the suited man and said in Japanese, “Elijah-kun, this is my friend Strea from the Sahara.” The guy screamed Japanese mafia. His slicked-back hair accentuated his cheekbones that jetted out at right angles, and a dragon tattoo peaked out from underneath his shirtsleeve. Every yakuza I’d ever seen in the movies always wore a black suit no matter what the temperature. He was usually missing a few fingers as punishment for screwing up some hit. But from what I could tell, all of Elijah's digits were intact. My adrenaline surged at the thought of actually meeting my movie vision. Funny that innocent-looking Velium would have such a diverse group of friends. Article 1 - Sovereignty The Yakuza agree not to take their business to the Afrikan realm/not to sell Strea to the sex trafficking business lollollol , and the Korps agree not to collaborate with Japan in any efforts regarding the attack on organized “crime”. Article 2- Respect If either the Yakuza or Afrikan cause an issue for one another, by custom one will lose a joint on their pinky finger. Article 3- Defense This friendship will allow for both sides to request armed assistance, if they find themselves in various kinds of “risky” situations. Article 4 - Intelligence All kinds of intelligence not to be seen by the authorities can and will be shared between the signatories. Article 5 - Cancelation If this relation turns out to be unprofitable for any side, a 72 hour notice will be given for a cancellation without any “cement shoes”/ headhunters involved in the matter. tldr: Afrika Korps MDP with the Yakuza.
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eh what the hell most interesting person in PW right now: BUORKHANN someone you'd like to know more about: BUORKHANN do you have a crush on anyone here?: BUORKHANN most notable leaders within PW: BUORKHANN
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They're still around, but that is a story perhaps best left for another time.
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Cheers, we're proud to be brothers with you guys.
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Ruby changed their profile photo
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Thanos is Mexican
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You know why
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why am i thanos' penis
