Emperor Penguin Rikkar Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER. THE NESTINGLAND OF KRAKKE CURRENT AFFAIRS Production has slowed to a waddle as regional tax rates have skyrocketed over the last few years. The Ministery for National Rebuilding has reaffirmed its position that the excessive spending must continue in the name of progress, as the last invasion on Master-fowl soil devastated multiple cities. Safeguard your Nests! Enlist today and receive an additional Herring Ration! The Emperor Penguin gave an inspiring speech yesterday to the standing-room-only Nestingchancellery, reaffirming the place of the Overfowl against its featherless neighbors. ...What have they to say against US- Who have triumphed AGAIN and AGAIN Against savage hordes, Barbarous Pirates, AND COMMU-SEALS? What other nation On the cusp of despair ALONE Can boast such a record? I ASK YOU ALL AND WHAT IS THE ANSWER? US- AND ONLY US! FIN HAIL! Failure to respond to state salutes is a Terminal Offence! Remember: Strength of Will through Strength of the Master-Fowl! Report any underachievers to your nearest NeMinE officer today! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dimitri Valko Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 What happened to Krakke, Rikkar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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