Sailor Jerry Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 They can be about anyone, but please try to limit your post to only 1 or 2 facts.....lets let others participate! Chuck Norris can cut a knife with butter. If you rearrange the letters in Vin Diesel's name it spells....."I end lives" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodo Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 I once rocked so hard I killed a man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Jong-Il Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 Kim Jong Un doesn't poop. Fact. Quote The many forms of proof regarding Kastor's sexuality: - Kastor: I already came out the closet. - MaIone: I'm gay * MaIone is now known as Kastor - Henri: i'm a !@#$it Skable: the !@#$ is a codo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sailor Jerry Posted February 3, 2015 Author Share Posted February 3, 2015 Before Mr. T was born, there was only 25 letters in the alphabet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WISD0MTREE Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Obama would be great in a band! He likes to [smoke] rock and roll [weed]! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sailor Jerry Posted February 8, 2015 Author Share Posted February 8, 2015 A blind man was walking down the street when he accidently bumped into Chuck Norris. "Excuse me" said the blind man. "Do you know who the !@#$ I am?" yelled Chuck. "I'm Chuck !@#$ing Norris that's who!" No sooner had the words came out of Chuck's mouth, the other man declared....."I can see, I can see......for the first time in my life I can see!". Unfortunately for the man, the first, the only and the last thing he ever saw, was the size 12 boot crushing his skull from a perfectly executed Chuck Norris roundhouse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Jong-Il Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 Bruce Lee once defeated Chuck Norris in one of his movies. Note movie. Bruce Lee has been dead for years. Coincidence? I THINK NOT Quote The many forms of proof regarding Kastor's sexuality: - Kastor: I already came out the closet. - MaIone: I'm gay * MaIone is now known as Kastor - Henri: i'm a !@#$it Skable: the !@#$ is a codo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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