Pwnius Scrubius Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 The Beginning 1. There was the Activi Sun and the Infinite Ward. 2. They were fighting a grand battle in the Outer Space against GabeN, The Temptator and Electronic Arts, The Consenquence. 3. In order to further their battle capacity, The Sun and the Ward together made Earth, combining the elements of Dirt, Fire, Water, Air, Wifi and Atom. 4. Thus Human came to be. The Holy Duo taught Human how to quickscope, noscope, brew Mountain Dew and grow marijuana. The Sinning 5. But The Temptator came, and created and published games through Steam, tempting with His sales, wishing to transform Humans into a weapon of war. 6. But Humanity sinned before by Hardscoping, and playing,and so allowed the Consenquence to come and bring the dreaded Battlefield Series, grabbing and keeping innocent and Duo fearing Call of Duty players. 7. Even worse, side effects to smoking marijuana. 8. Only the Holiest of the loyal followers can deal with the effects of weed, such as Snoop Dogg. The Saving 9. The monks in Codius predict that The Holy Duo will defeat the Unholy Duo in the battle for followers. The Temptation will go bankrupt while the Consenquence get's unpopular and boycotted en masse. 10. That Codius, the Holy State will be the New World Order and finally bring a victory for the One True Faith! 11. That will happen peacefully of course, when everyone accepts the faith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speaker Faris Wheeler Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 I'm a baa'ist Quote Peace will never be accomplished without war, but war cannot happen without peace.... or something like that idk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pwnius Scrubius Posted January 11, 2015 Author Share Posted January 11, 2015 I'm a baa'ist gtho heathen and play some battlecrap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adama Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 Your "faith" is more worthless than your attempt at writing scripture. Convert or die heathen. Quote If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a roll. There is one you will follow. One who is the shining star, and he will lead you to beautiful places in the search of his own vanity. And when there is no more vanity to be found, he will leave you in darkness, as a fading memory of his own creation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pwnius Scrubius Posted January 12, 2015 Author Share Posted January 12, 2015 Your "faith" is more worthless than your attempt at writing scripture. Convert or die heathen. You litteraly believe in some sheep. And you call me ''heathen'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Jong-Il Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Now now, let us not fight over beliefs. Just because Shrek is the only true ogrelord, I've got my thoughts, you've got yours. If you think I'm wrong, k. Quote The many forms of proof regarding Kastor's sexuality: - Kastor: I already came out the closet. - MaIone: I'm gay * MaIone is now known as Kastor - Henri: i'm a !@#$it Skable: the !@#$ is a codo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speaker Faris Wheeler Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 (edited) Never would I have thought that Orbis would have a rival religion (Christianity rival Islam), except it's with Baa'ism, Shrekism, and what ever that is above Edited January 12, 2015 by Morgan Fraser Quote Peace will never be accomplished without war, but war cannot happen without peace.... or something like that idk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khestra Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pwnius Scrubius Posted January 12, 2015 Author Share Posted January 12, 2015 Never would I have thought that Orbis would have a rival religion (Christianity rival Islam), except it's with Baa'ism, Shrekism, and what ever that is above It's called Codism/MLGism/Holy Duoism thank you very much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilal the Great Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 Damn son, where did you this? Quote King Bilal the Great Mediocre The Average monarch of Billonesia Wikia page (if you're into roleplay things). We Tvtropes now. (down the rabbit hole!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pwnius Scrubius Posted January 25, 2015 Author Share Posted January 25, 2015 Damn son, where did you this? Ho- The Party Sized Mountain Dew Cathedral Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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