Dwynn Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 (edited) Brothers! Sisters! Gather round as I, Brother Malone, Prophet of the Almighty shed light a recent discovery. As is my usual course of action at night, I sacrificed a calf to the Almighty. During the ritual I was truck with a mighty vision. In this vision there was fire. There was flooding, pestilence and plague. Children wept holding the charred cadavers of their fallen mothers, and fathers trudged the fields soaked with blood. The Almighty's army arisen, faced an evil horde. Unbeknownst to many, the Heretic leader was not that who we thought. In the throws of this vision where the smoke filled my lungs and the blood of the calf ran cold, I stood basked in the wisdom the Almighty shared unto me. There is an evil in this land. An evil far more sinister than any may comprehend. The Stag has been slain, but the Heretic stands still. Brothers! Sisters! Let not your guard down, the Heretic known as SAI-40 will rise up one day and lead his tyrannical horde of evil against the chosen of the Almighty. Stand fast and firm in the light of the Almighty and he shall protect you. Stray from the path, and ye shall be run down by the Stag. Edit: grammar & spelling are good, m'kay? Edited November 20, 2014 by Micheal Malone 6 Quote He's right, I'm such a stinker. Play my exceptional game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAI-40 Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 (edited) This is obviously a false vision gifted to you by the true Heretic, to throw you off of his trail. Edited November 20, 2014 by SAI-40 Quote "They're turning kids into slaves just to make cheaper sneakers. But what's the real cost? ‘Cause the sneakers don't seem that much cheaper. Why are we still paying so much for sneakers when you got them made by little slave kids? What are your overheads?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Specter Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 It all makes sense now Quote Amidst the eternal waves of time From a ripple of change shall the storm rise Out of the abyss peer the eyes of a demon Behold the razgriz, its wings of black sheath The demon soars through dark skies Fear and death trail its shadow beneath Until men united weild a hallowed sabre In final reckoning, the beast is slain As the demon sleeps, man turns on man His own blood and madness soon cover the earth From the depths of despair awaken the razgriz Its raven wings ablaze in majestic light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiliam Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 We must begin an inquisition! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwynn Posted November 24, 2014 Author Share Posted November 24, 2014 In my quest to uphold the Almighty's desires, I have taken action. This afternoon, I was in the kitchen making a sandwich and I was struck with a vision. After awaking from the vision on the floor covered in roast beef and mayonnaise, I pondered the meaning of the vision. "A swallow flies in from the east, painted in red. Upon reaching the borders of Malonia, the swallow burst into flames." Upon deeper concentration on the vision, it became clear to me that Malonia was to declare war upon the International Anarchists Communists Front. Sadly, only one of them was in my range. The swallow shall catch fire and the vision the Almighty shall be fulfilled. Quote He's right, I'm such a stinker. Play my exceptional game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiroshima Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 Malonia was to declare war upon the International Anarchists Communists Front. Fake and Ghey. 1 Quote “I'm cheap and enjoy butchering” - Manthrax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xenodolf Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 (edited) This is obviously a false vision gifted to you by the true Heretic, to throw you off of his trail. tisk, couldn't have said it any better.. Edited November 24, 2014 by Xenodolf Quote - Anarkhist leader of the Svøbødnäyä Tęrritøriyä Groznyj Grad - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Livius Clades Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 (edited) Oh you people make me laugh. Edited November 25, 2014 by Livius Clades Quote Fire is nice eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pwnius Scrubius Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 I, the Head No-scoper of Fazptic and it's followers ask, why said-40 tho? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aisha Greyjoy Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 Across the Iron Islands citizens begin wearing "Team Africa" T-shirts in support of Malonia. Quote Duke of House Greyjoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xenodolf Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 Across the Iron Islands citizens begin wearing "Team Africa" T-shirts in support of Malonia. you wear supporting t-shirts now.. tomorrow someone's wearing that same shirt an opposed to you... 1 Quote - Anarkhist leader of the Svøbødnäyä Tęrritøriyä Groznyj Grad - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwynn Posted November 26, 2014 Author Share Posted November 26, 2014 Fake and Ghey. No, I'm quite sure that I'm attacking Xenodolf. Oh you people make me laugh. You laugh in the face of the Almighty? Be wary child, blasphemy wears many shades. I, the Head No-scoper of Fazptic and it's followers ask, why said-40 tho? I do not question that which the Almighty provides. I am but a tool for His use. Across the Iron Islands citizens begin wearing "Team Africa" T-shirts in support of Malonia. Oh shoot! You got the Team Africa shirts? I was supposed to ship you the Broncos Superbowl Champs to the Iron Islands... dang it. you wear supporting t-shirts now.. tomorrow someone's wearing that same shirt an opposed to you... <3 Xeno Quote He's right, I'm such a stinker. Play my exceptional game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pwnius Scrubius Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 The MLG Churches demand to know why SAD-40 is a heretic. Does he play Battlefield and/or Counter Strike? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elsuper Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 The MLG Churches demand to know why SAD-40 is a heretic. Does he play Battlefield and/or Counter Strike? *Quietly exits Battlefield match* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pwnius Scrubius Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 *Quietly exits Battlefield match* May I intrest you in CoD: AW good sir? I think I see the Battlefield icon too over there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAI-40 Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 Uhg it's SAI guys. My name is SAI 1 Quote "They're turning kids into slaves just to make cheaper sneakers. But what's the real cost? ‘Cause the sneakers don't seem that much cheaper. Why are we still paying so much for sneakers when you got them made by little slave kids? What are your overheads?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elsuper Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 Uhg it's SAI guys. My name is SAI Is SAD-40 your depressed cousin? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwynn Posted November 26, 2014 Author Share Posted November 26, 2014 Is SAD-40 your depressed cousin? Heathens have trouble reading and comprehending the will of the Almighty. It is common for these misconceptions to arise. Quote He's right, I'm such a stinker. Play my exceptional game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.