laporte12974 Posted March 12, 2023 Share Posted March 12, 2023 My dear clients, it is with great emotion that I have to announce the closing of our wonderful establishment. We have been running very nicely for the past 6 months, but unfortunately, it is time for us to close our establishment for good. Under the masterful leadership of our Head Coordinator, whose wonderful skills pulled us out of dark spots and into glory, whose constant presence held this fine Establishment together, we have seen grandiose times and striven as a wonderful micro. Unfortunately, the drama we left before caught up to us, and I'm afraid we have to call it quits. Our establishment, as it stands, cannot uphold its reputation. We will forever remember our time servicing customers as some of our best times, and we will always look back fondly on this period. We will offer the professional re-conversion to all our members towards staffing the mess hall for the nearby coal mines' living quarters. I will prepare a serving of milkshakes for everyone to empty our stocks before closure. We once again thank you for your patronage, and we were all glad you came to enjoy our wonderful meal and even the more wonderful staff. For future record, DoU is for Declaration of Unexistence. 1 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denison Posted March 12, 2023 Share Posted March 12, 2023 Quote Janny Larpers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacob Knox Posted March 12, 2023 Share Posted March 12, 2023 So... since the post doesn't exactly clarify/specify, allow me to ask: Weaponized Hooters is merging into The Coal Mines? 1 Quote Federation of Knox Enlightened of Chaos, Event Horizon QA Team and API Team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laporte12974 Posted March 12, 2023 Author Share Posted March 12, 2023 25 minutes ago, Jacob Knox said: So... since the post doesn't exactly clarify/specify, allow me to ask: Weaponized Hooters is merging into The Coal Mines? Aye, that's the general idea. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fulcrum Posted March 12, 2023 Share Posted March 12, 2023 Not an Undeclaration of Existence? 1 Quote 2016/04/26 – Unreleased Bad Company advert, circa 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JamieGamie- Posted March 13, 2023 Share Posted March 13, 2023 failed from the start yall didn't get a permit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LANADELREY Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 I wish all of you well on your next journey in the Orbis may the Gods 😉 provide safe coverage and passage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rughzhenhaide Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 Femboy canteen near the miners quarters is ready to serve with new staff manning it. Come over for extra thick milkshakes! 1 Quote "When life gives you sticks, make wood chips" - Nokia Rokia Same Nation Name on DnS, NS, PnW. - catch me there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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