Hello, and welcome to our new location, at this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the internet, localized entirely within your favourite text-based geopolitical strategy simulation web browser game!
We would be happy to serve you to the best of our capacities, and thus provide you with a wide range of services the likes of which you won't see anywhere else!
We would be glad to welcome you today! With a special discount, free meals, and unprecedented benefits for our waiters and waitresses!
Of course, we would accept anyone, as the Hooter way resides in the uniform, mostly. Skimpy as needs be.
Now, feel free to come around and take out a lunch, have a chat with the staff, or even apply to become one of our valued waiters/waitresses!
Come around if you want a bite out of some juicy thighs or a serving of breast... Chicken, obviously.
We thank you for your patronage and hope to see you again soon!
Protected by our friends at The Wei.
Courtesy of our Senior Staff,
Public Relations and Femboys Affairs (FA) - Frankish State
Sales Manager (EA) - The Ultimate Empire
Trade Union Representative (IA)- European Nutella
Security Department (MA) - The Deep
and most of all our dear founder and friend,
Head Coordinator and Chief of Staff - Condaminia