Valid User Name Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 Crowds form in the streets as the soldiers haul in the loot from their defeated foes. Flatbeds carrying thousands of meals on flatbed trucks rolled by, turning what was supposed to be a humble return into a parade. The Typhon nations' food stores would feed the GOONS alliance for years. Valid Leader Name was awarded the presigious Order of the Golden Steak by the leaders of the GOONS alliance. "Good hustle," one was quoted as saying. Valid Leader Name announced a new initiative to "Do what we've been doing, but harder." Increased focus on airstrikes against money and low cost naval attacks on improvements, with the end goal of dragging down the strength of GOONS' enemies. "We care not for currency, nor do we care about net damage. We just care about hitting them where it hurts the most." 2 1 Quote Feeding the alliance, one conquest at a time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaliciousOnion Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 An ambassador to Ambassador MaliciousOnion, from the Original Recipe Vuvuzela, was on hand to present the award. Ambassador MaliciousOnion's office later released a statement via Twitter: Quote It is with great sedulousness that we present the Order of the Golden Steak, a very real award, to Valid Leader Name. This award entitles the bearer to a free upsize on their meal when dining at Vuvuzela's Legislative Palace & Grill. (Ribbon shown at 1/6 scale) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alex loves fash Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 The Pawsible Deniability Allies Association has prepared a statement: Quote Congratulations on your award! Let's beat those [censored] [censored] [censored] in the [censored]! Quote Proud supporter of: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh Tiniest Bird Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 The Gay Space Union of Birdonia sends Her Majesty Comrade Star Queen Oh Tiniest Bird's warmest regards and the following missive: Chirp. As usual, Her Majesty's wisdom knows no bounds. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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