[Alex, its been 9 months, I think its time to deal with reality.]

Everyone bar 1 agrees with the premise Sketchy has laid out @Alex. Don't get us wrong, we're immensely grateful for the game you've created and the updates/improvements you continue to develop for the community (even if alot of the good ideas receive skepticism from some people when they're implemented).

We don't mean to attack your ideas because it was agreed at the time there were flaws with the economy side of the game, though the solutions you've provided for them have been too effective and swung it the other way. A rollback would do wonders for the game.

Thank you for listening to us @Alex, i get we can be asses alot

[Glory and Unity]

Hippos for the hippo throne!

[Loans]

It's a nice idea. If the insurance rate was set at 3-5% of the debt, it would mean that banks would increase the interest rate to pay the insurance, and other banks would offer lower rates to highly trusted people who they don't believe will default. It'd create some form of competition and incentivise risk

[Terminal News Hour: Live peace negotiations!]

Throws peanuts

[Look, Listen, and Learn: A TKR Joint]

17 hours ago, Kayser said:

I laid out the reasons why our narrative has no inconsistencies with our stated goal, you can choose not to believe them and throw in some ad hom in there to spice it up, but saying it is not there selectively disregards the argument in order to push your narrative. Have fun joining the parade of critics. 

 

 

20 hours ago, durmij said:

Jesus fricking Christ on a pogo stick, you idiots are trying to suck up to Roq so hard you're starting to write like him.

Except he's starting to embrace the power of memes so you're a year out of date, as per usual for your FA.

He listened.

[The end of the Durmstrang Institute]

Haha this is brilliant, love the story and the odp

[It's all an NPO conspiracy]

1 hour ago, Holton said:

Government shutdowns, earnings reports, and log dumping... I think the Christmas gift-giving season was delayed a month.

 

 

It's a "log dump"  because I couldn't be bothered to write it out myself.

Is it correct?  And if so why are EMC trying to lose 

[It's all an NPO conspiracy]

Are they right?

[What's up Rose?]

22 minutes ago, Arkiri Arch said:

Our protectors were asked to not join. This is our fight, most we'll do is pickup some ghosts just like Oblivion did with Rogue before they even had the balls to counter our reaction to Oblivions spy attack on us. 

 

But hey, Join Hate Machine, this is our second "war" since being founded, only Arrgh can compete with that.

I'm not a ghost, I'm a rogue  I won't be returning to Durmstrang any time soon

[What's up Rose?]

22 minutes ago, Gabranth said:

What, and disrupt 9 months worth of peace? Are you out of your mind?

I know right, why worry about people mocking you behind your backs when you can buy another city!

[What's up Rose?]

Just now, Sketchy said:

What can I say I am old fashioned. 

You gotta move with the times brother, I'll bet you 100 million that Zodiac doesn't have neither the balls nor the honour to do anything

[What's up Rose?]

6 minutes ago, Arrow said:

@Taco @Pablo @Tiber @Curufinwe you guys going to fulfil your protectorate duties?   please do, everyone wants to see Rose crumble

Brother you're really expecting them to protect a bunch of people who left them? Lmao BK doesn't do that shit, once you're out you're out. The protectorate is just a gesture of good will

3 minutes ago, Sketchy said:

>Protectorate

>Protector

>Protect

SMH fam this ain't rocket science. 

Don't be ridiculous, following treaty obligations isn't a thing in PnW anymore

[What's up Rose?]

Just now, Insert Name Here said:

 

Fine by me, if Oblivion needs help from Rose to counter a 9 player micro, so be it. If you're stronger and you don't mind the risk then idc.

Glad this forum politics was resolved without the use of unnecessary force (wall of texts) 

[What's up Rose?]

4 minutes ago, Insert Name Here said:

 

The aggressor is Oblivion with haydentoo killing Hit Girl's spies. But you can obviously keep backing up an aggressive action against a protectorate of BK and Zodiac. Maybe they don't care but hey, if you guys enjoy the risk, then fine by me.  

Also, @Rogue, you were in Hogwarts and were supposed to counter haydentoo for killing Bambino's spies. Are you saying spy attacks aren't an aggressive action?

I'm saying that it's disappointing you're complaining about it on forums when you obviously weren't wanting to do diplomacy before you attacked, funny how things changed. HW did a lot of diplomacy before that hit, not a blind strike without that'll obviously get you countered. This is assuming Hayden even did it. Stop trying faux diplomacy when you realise this isn't a raid on an outnumbered target that you can't just kill units on and then peace.

[What's up Rose?]

Winners don't pay reps, and when you attack us of course Oblivion is going to counter, same as you countered us.

For a person who always advocates war and is part of a "military alliance" im disappointed that your actions don't seen to match to your words. You attacked belligerently seeming to forget you're not invincible because you've got good stats, of course counters will come and will take you down.

Relish in the opportunity to fight brother as you always claim you want to, it's what I'm doing

Edit: for clarity, i mean how I hit INH, arch hit me, I hit jodo, Dayne and Boyce hit me. Counters lead to counters, don't see any of us complaining

[Be the Change You Want to See in the World]

5 hours ago, Rook said:

How so? 

Fam idk who you are but that was even my profile picture wtf

[City Optimizer]

@seabasstion is there an updated version of this with the parameters changed to suit the overhaul in improvements and resource production?

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Dearest Mods. We may or may not have hyperlinked some key words to images that may or may not require censorship. Have Fun! 

 

__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Durmstrang Wizarding Institute. A place of education for both the magical, and the more deviously inclined.

 

After a long academic year, the headmaster Seb, the grandest wizard of current times, had grown weary of the constant drone of academic life. To gain respite from the physically demanding pressure of his students he decided to summer in the countryside; taking a peculiar resurrection stone with him. He retreated to the farm of his understudy, Rogue, where they spent their days confined to the bedroom where they examined the aforementioned stone and other hard materials.

 

After a month of separation from the outside world, the esteemed professor Goomy decided that the pair needed a bit of excitement. He dragged them from their chambers and the trio began on a countryside walk. Goomy described the destination to his counterparts;

 

“It’s an area known for its beautiful scenery enjoyed by those dogging”

 

Being the youngest of the three, Rogue was unsure of what this meant and asked for clarification. He was happy to learn that ‘dogging’ meant walking your dog. After hours of walking, our protagonists came across a field of beautiful roses, they knew they had reached their destination.

 

Astounded by this beauty, Seb decided to search the field for the most beautiful Rose. Goomy had decided at this point to show Rogue where people ‘took their dogs for walks’, they were gone for an exceedingly long time… Eventually, Seb found the prettiest of all the Roses, which he came to learn was known as Redarmy. After hours of discussion, the pair discovered they had much in common. Seb used his dark magic to grant Redarmy and his field of Roses, a seemingly human form. He procured slender bodies with prominent chests and wide rounded hips. He turned their spines into a single long, hard, weapon that was hidden within a bush of rose petals located between the legs He encouraged their roots to talk and connect, who soon dubbed themselves ‘Communists’. They amassed into a complex web, unifying all of Roses thoughts.

 

The Roses were thankful to Seb for gifting them with such a controversial yet pleasing form and in return granted him one wish. As knowledgeable as Seb was, he had not realized he had given bodies to an ancient power, which had been born alongside time itself, yet millennia ago were trapped in the form of a harmless flower. Seb was shocked to learn this although, with extreme cunning and quick thought, he immediately drew a piece of parchment and wrote down three simple letters in thick black ink.

 

“MDP”

 

This way he could ensure this ancient power would be allies of his great wizarding school, Durmstrang Institute, and thus, be safe from their wrath. He called upon all his magic to perform a most unbreakable vow, one so binding the Gods themselves would struggle to break it.

 

Redarmy and Seb held hands and, in unison, recited together the following words.

 

Upon this vow, we declare ourselves allies and swear to defend each other from aggressors, we understand that breaking this vow will result in instant death.

 

But Seb had entrusted his precious resurrection stone to his closest subjects, Goomy and Rogue, who would have in their power to resurrect Seb should this vow were to be broken. Further, Redarmy and his field of Roses, being an ancient power would not entirely die either, since their existence transcended the natural laws that governed the earth. They would, however, be forced into their previous state, as if Seb had never bestowed human form upon them.

 

Redarmy, that stunning Rose from earlier in our story, had that blended with the rest. He was content with this vow, for both Seb the Wizard, and communism the consciousness of Rose, had pledged their lives to uphold what had secretly been his plot…

 

Goomy and Rogue soon returned to Seb and his new friends, looking slightly worse for wear. Rogue pulled what appeared to be a twig out of his hair and, to a bewildered Goomy and Seb, turned to Redarmy and said;

 

“So, did you get Seb to do that binding vow thing?”

Article I: Boundaries
The Parties agree to respect one another's boundaries during the course of this relationship.
 

Article II: Respect
The Parties agree to mutual public respect, though punishment is permitted behind closed doors when one party is ‘naughty’ .

Article III: Gossip
The Parties agree to share important information with each other pertaining to the security of the other over a glass of Rosé.
 

Article IV: Fisticuffs
Should either of the parties be challenged to fisticuffs, the other shall jump in with a sucker punch should the signal be given.

Article V: Ending the relationship
Should either party wish to end the relationship a text should be sent 72 hours before we make it Facebook official, so that each party can prepare for reanimation.

 

Signed for Durmstrang by;

Headmaster: Seb

Hot Blonde: Rogue

Hot Brunette GOOMY

Signed for Rose by;

Shogun: Redarmy
Shikken: Sketchy
Daimyo of Finance: Blkandwhtion
Daimyo of Foreign Affairs: Rebecca
Daimyo of Internal Affairs: Dynamic
Daimyo of Military Affairs: DtC Justice

 

Tl;dr: Rose and Durmstrang sign an MDP with standard articles, and MOD revenge.

[Rise of the Golden Flag - Northern Realms Declaration of Existence]

Good luck guys!

[WTF happened to this place?]

No one else concerned that Jerry would find masturbating with a cheese grater fun initially?? And even then it only becomes 'annoying and slightly painful'. Gives a new meaning to balls of steel for certain

[The Vibrating Wand Agreement]

Live images of the school cleaners benefiting from this new leap forward in technology:

Students can not look at poor hilda in the same way ever again.

[SpaceCOM: Uncle Within]

17 minutes ago, Queen M said:

Is that third one supposed to look that hot orrrrrrrrrrrrr......?

None can match our DoE 

 

 

[I'm done]

On 05/06/2017 at 8:17 AM, Mayor said:

Don't be a stranger

A shifty stranger. Good luck bro

[Give in to your darkest desire.]

The censored amended Durmstrang DoE

19 hours ago, Rogue said:

[spolier]

Give in to your censored desire

Too long have PnW players with less palatable appetites gone without a home. Unable to remedy this lack of self-expression, we present PG-13 Durmstrang.

Everyone has a dark side, be it necromancy, handcuffs or curses. Here at Durmstrang, we had hoped cater to your every desire. We were notorious for our well-equipped dungeons in which we can no longer provide a variety of special “educational” services that could have satisfied your lust for exploring your more hidden passions. Feel free to join our discord server for a -slightly less than intended- good time. https://discord.gg/DNEmCdR

 

Protected by our big, handsome Daddy Hogwarts.

 

We usually only like big boys, so unless you’re willing to do ‘anything’ to convince us we have a 20 city minimum to apply.

 

Government:

Head-master: Seb

Starring:

Goomy

Rogue

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Told you Luke, we’re sexier

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All mods are welcome to enjoy our PG-13 content such as topical debate about Justin Bieber vs One Direction.

[Give in to your darkest desire.]

 

Give in to your darkest desire

Too long have PnW players with less palatable appetites gone without a home. To remedy this lack of self-expression, we present Durmstrang.

 

Everyone has a dark side, be it necromancy, handcuffs or curses. Here at Durmstrang, we cater to your every desire. We are notorious for our well-equipped dungeons in which we can provide a variety of special “educational” services to satisfy your lust for exploring your more hidden passions. Feel free to join our discord server for a good time. https://discord.gg/DNEmCdR

 

Protected by our big, handsome Daddy Hogwarts.

We usually only like big boys, so unless you’re willing to do ‘anything’ to convince us we have a 20 city minimum to apply.

 

Government:

Head-master: Seb

 

 

Starring:

Goomy

 

 

Rogue

 

 

Told you Luke, we’re sexier