Toxxikation

Just because my breasts are larger than average for a male does not make me a female. TPBM is a lot like a vacuum cleaner.

Please understand that this is akin to us announcing the results of a vote or the establishment of our alliance: for informational purposes only. Only the names of the awards and the winners are announced here. The full stats of the war are not posted.

Stanley had a dream about giant purple penises which he learned about first-hand. As he farted and thought about snorting lines, he suddenly choked on an absurdly large chicken, which came from the incredible pleasure inside his stainless steel throat. Crying like a racist toaster, Stanley whipped out his new wallet, searching for Barack Obama. He tried desperately to stop World War Z with copious feminist claims, but alas he was forced to suck a racing truck. Meanwhile his spidey sense told him that a large plot of feminists got obliterated by a radical fellow known as only "Larry". So he got up and devised a plan to hasten in Latin, "ago", meaning ''You'', so that he could understand what kind old Bernice thought of. While he still sucked a racing truck, Stanley jumped on to the Grand Bridge to find a badass set of electronic bolas which someone was eating with Obama. Stanley sat on top of the "garbage" and he saw Larry milking a sagging set of pudding and something sticky and something called fried kibbeh which was not good. Larry lost his children when he sold them for 500 other children, sick with Radioactive Ebola, Unbalanced Humours, and Super Nerdophobia which was his single reason why his wife left, because he ends sentences. She preferred a blue sea shell inside her but instead it exploded an argument

Nation ID: 2809 Post Count: 186 Link to Nation: https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=2809

Your award is the loss of 2,500 infrastructure.

To be fair to Phiney, Phiney only had 1 Target, Khestra had 7. I'm still proud that I out-gunned Phiney in only 4 wars.

Terminus Est War Awards At the end of the war, I took it upon myself to create awards to be given to our members at the end of each war as a morale enhancement. Fourteen awards will be given out, one in each of the following categories: Offensive: Most Damage Done (Monetary Value) Most Infrastructure Destroyed Most Soldiers Killed Most Tanks Destroyed Most Aircraft Downed Most Ships Sank Most Money Stolen Defensive (Losses must be greater than 0 to qualify): Least Damage Taken (Monetary Value) Least Infrastructure Lost Least Soldiers Killed Least Tanks Destroyed Least Aircraft Downed Least Ships Sank* Least Money Stolen Winners: Offensive: Hit 'em Where It Hurts! award for most monetary damage done goes to Khestra of Tarantis ($14,211.589.35) OH NO! MY PIXELS! award for most infrastructure destroyed goes to Khestra of Tarantis (2,596.43) Fredrick Zoller Dead-Eye award for most soldiers killed goes to Khestra of Tarantis (130,890) A-10 Thunderbolt II award for most tanks destroyed goes to Lucy of Hedgehog (610) Red Baron award for most aircraft downed goes to ElPinchazo of Schadenfreudeia (63) Pearl Harbor award for most ships sank is a tie between Lucy of Hedgehog and Toxxikation of Osea (1 each) Gimme Dat Booty! award for most money stolen goes to Khestra of Tarantis ($2,663,778.10) Defensive: Were They Even Trying? award for least monetary damage taken goes to Phiney of Phintopia ($8,698.00) Minor Earthquake award for least infrastrustcure damage goes to BoxcarJim of Wabash (1.58) Like an Army of Robots! award for least soldiers lost goes to BoxcarJim of Wabash (13,429) M1 Abrams award for least tanks lost goes to BoxcarJim of Wabash (120) Tuskegee Airmen award for least aircraft downed goes to Phiney of Phintopia (1) *Since no ships were lost by Terminus Est through battle, the YOU COMPLETELY SUCK award for least ships sank will not be given out. Safe Bet award for least money stolen goes to Bus of Testicula ($9,607.26) The winners of these awards have been notified and their recognition is still being discussed within the Terminus Est Government. The final war stats will not be posted on the forums out of respect for our peace agreement. I will be more than happy to provide any monetary war stats to any who ask me through messaging here, on IRC, or in game. Thank you for tuning in!

I'm watching this movie when I get home.

What time do you guys do the recordings?

(Area 51 is also known as Groom Lake, Nevada, going with A on this one) Altoona

I'm not the only person who's heard of Tank Girl?

He's a war machine programmed by Jodo himself.

Glad to see this has finally blown over.

Please submit all further inquires and grievances throught private channels to Phiney or ElPinchazo.

All your leader has to do is list you as government in game and then YOU could be brokering peace for your comrades. But you insist on not doing what it takes to help your brothers in arms, in hopes that this small moral victory will be enough to right your ship in this rough passage. I hope your faith in your government does not ruin you in the end.

Our government representatives can't be available 24/7. I'm here to steer you in the right direction. Edit: Also, the 500 infrastructure I destroyed in your nation gives me the availability to offer you a guiding light in the stormy seas that have overcome your nations proverbial ship.

Easy. Appoint a new government official in game and have them contact ElPinchazo or Phiney.

Btw, I'm not TEst government. I just have access to the bank.

Hi Dongs, It seems you are attempting to broker peace for your alliance. Due to the request by you a alliance to not deal with rank and file members, we cannot broker anything with you. Currently we can only discuss matters with Silver Longshadow, as they are the only member aside from the leader that refused to work with us listed as Government in game. Please contact the leader that refused to work with us to have yourself added as government in game and try again.

Once you start doing damage to us, you can try to throw your weight around. The winning party of a fight does not submit. The losing party submits or is forced out of the fight by injury.

Edit: What Phiney said.

We do not recognize the listed government officials as competent to negotiate on their alliances behalf. Should the alliance members appoint a new government official, we would be glad to seek audience with them to form constructive discussions to bring an end to our aggression.

Hardly. It's 40 against 10. 39... 38... 37...

Belkan trickery for sure.

I know not of which you speak. You must be attempting to use your Belkan trickery on me.