J Kell

Honestly, no point in making anything myself, this makes all the points needed

A Non-Event Horizon - J Kell (Verse 1) Writing to strike a tone, EVH’s dirty play, Striking a TI clown, in the cruelest way. A month since they got owned, and you’re back with a sneer, Hitting while their down, yet only you have fear (Pre-Chorus) They’re sneaking through the shadows, taking cheap shots, Snacking on some tadpoles, eating before they hop. Go for a real threat, not someone’s shame-kink You don’t hide your fear as well as you may think (Chorus) Oh, EVH, have you measured your might? You must be scared to face a real fight, Striking a loser AA, then claiming a real win! Curious the tale you will have to spin! Oh, EVH, have you measured your might? You must be scared to face a real fight, Striking a loser AA, then claiming a real win! Curious the tale you will have to spin! (Verse 2) You think you’re clever, taking shots at a child? But we’re onto your tactics, we know you are mild We need an experiment on your morals Kick out a bully then bully the immortals (Pre-Chorus) They’re sneaking through the shadows, taking cheap shots, Snacking on some tadpoles, eating before they hop. Go for a real threat, not someone’s shame-kink You don’t hide your fear as well as you may think (Chorus) Oh, EVH, have you measured your might? You must be scared to face a real fight, Striking a loser AA, then claiming a real win! Curious the tale you will have to spin! STREAM THE ALBUM: PnW Cycle! AppleMusic Link: https://music.apple.com/us/album/the-pnw-cycle/1760244719

Fantastic to have you here! Hope to see you around in the Orbis world!

Good Day Ladies and Gentlemen of Orbis! J Kell has returned with vengeance! After running with Roz for nearly half a decade, working courageously at the Soup Kitchen, and then escaping from Orbis in a rocketship loaned to him by Spaceology, J Kell has been casted down from heaven! Back into the throws of Orbis. Having been forced to re-roll due to @Kastor, J Kell made a horrible nation that will never get past 1 city! He quickly set off to create a major album to commemorate the 10 year anniversary of Orbis! INTRODUCING The PnW Cycle Coming August 5th on all major streaming platforms Featuring @Kevanovia @Charlie Traveler @Kastor @Alex Below is the track-list Follow below to be ready to stream J Kell's PnW Album on Spotify, Apple Music, or YouTube https://music.apple.com/us/artist/j-kell/581552626 https://www.youtube.com/@JKellMusic/featured

The fact we all play this game shows we don't deserve respect anyways

Stop bullying!

Those are the ones I specifically avoid!

Verse One (JKell) I woke up this morning being raided again The snorlax is snoring I may reach the end The desire is burning I’ll never survive I don’t plan on staying and being eaten alive My alliance is fleeting I feel overwhelmed My heartbeat is racing I’m losing myself I feel like quitting with all of my friends I woke up this morning being raided again I’m getting slot filled Ron pilled Leader just got a raw deal Poached by Spinx and concealed Into the forums to unveil All the things I kept sealed Now are stories to wield To try to get my revenge For all the time I wasted Chorus (JKell) I hate this game I’m never coming back You’re all lame How can you not feel trapped? I hate this game I’m never coming back You all are lame How can you not feel trapped? I’m quitting now! I ain’t coming back I quit I’m quitting now! I ain’t coming back I quit I’m quitting now! I ain’t coming back I quit I’m quitting now! Maybe I’ll come back in a few, sorry Verse Two (Charlie Traveler) I quit a dozen times And I always come back I just got another email Says I'm under attack I lost a hundred thousand infra Come on cut me some slack man Real life is calling and I want some of that I'm quitting now! This game is shot This is the end of the ride and now I'm gone My final goodbye this time around so now I'll say so long To this toxic game, to the drama, to the friends that we never made To the money that we paid all along the way I got hit by THREE nations, what can I say Chorus (JKell) I hate this game I’m never coming back You’re all lame How can you not feel trapped? I hate this game I’m never coming back You all are lame How can you not feel trapped? I’m quitting now! I ain’t coming back I quit I’m quitting now! I ain’t coming back I quit I’m quitting now! I ain’t coming back I quit I’m quitting now! Maybe I’ll come back in a few, sorry I’m quitting now! I ain’t coming back I quit I’m quitting now! I ain’t coming back I quit I’m quitting now! I ain’t coming back I quit I’m quitting now! I’ll come back…

And you just might here a new song before its on the forum

PnW for the last 2 years

But for real, congrats. Keep grinding.

New micro on the street True Marco can't even beat Dancing with two left feet Glimpsing what we could be Historical AA Hysterical FA Ridiculous Pay Day For some leaders who can't play Its really sad how we got to this point They really mad @Kastorcame out with this joint But its reality for all those who joined today Because they see a top AA that makes them say Hook We may not be the Best We may not beat the rest But at least we admit our totals We know how to logon We may not last that long But at least we aren't the immortals Verse 2 All the new guys joining up Sticking around for world war one Reality sinks in, wow, you guys really suck Trying it out on their own Now they realize they aren't boned As a pretense for living right on your phone That's incredible, its delectable and impracticable For you to never win once and but always be immortal Hypocritical if not hysterical that you always die yet you stay alive Hook We may not be the Best We may not beat the rest But at least we admit our totals We know how to logon We may not last that long But at least we aren't the immortals Verse 3 Live forever But never a winner Everlasting life But losing every time You'll never die You'll forever cry Death will avoid While you feel void No skills to flaunt Just an endless haunt Ageless and free but talent flees thee Endless existence Lacking Persistence Immortal and Bland With not a Single plan Cover Art @darkblade Published Via Media. Join Here: https://discord.gg/aNg9DnzqWG

Hell no, keep going. I'm getting Grade A material here!

How many alliances are this bad in reality but are being propped up by strong treaties and poor competition? 🤔

Lyrics I'm Back, JKell Roaming in Orbis You're wack, JKell Floating in your orbit Yeah I'm here, stay clear You can't hit me, wrong tier I've been gone long, shed a tear Cause I grip the mic, with all might Cause Kev told me you need some smite I'mma hit you with all of my plight Not going back to Roz Wei knows that they miss me I won't talk on Ron Yes I Keep up with Shifty I saw the server crash and I just had to laugh All these people paying money and they end up with that It's kinda funny the pixel lovers couldn't even look at their stash I'm Back, JKell Roaming in Orbis You're wack, JKell Floating in your orbit If your vocation is this game Take a vacation and go away Cap a pill and just lay Your brain is too frayed Like a micro when a raid Slice its heads like a fillet And by the end of the day Its all owned by Vein Kev told me to come back I've got what you all lack But I'll give you a new track So you can reach my stack Catch me in Media's Discord server for more hot tunes hitting Orbis

J Kell crawled out from the depths of the earth, his clothes ragged and his face weathered by the elements. He had been gone for years, and Orbis had changed in his absence. But J Kell remained the same, a man haunted by his own thoughts. As he walked through the city streets, he saw the hustle and bustle of humanity all around him. People rushing to and fro, consumed by their own petty concerns. J Kell felt a sense of sadness and frustration at the shallowness of it all. All these references may be outdated, but I wrote this in November and never had time to finish it... It's edited poorly and probably shouldn't be released. Whatever... LYRICS! probably should read these That's why they call me J Kell (I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back That's why they call me J Kell (I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back That's why they call me J Kell (I'm back) I'm back, I'm back That's why they call me J Kell (I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back I murder a sphere, so better stay clear You never, heard my jeers has it been 2 years? You better, leave that AA, it ain't gonna help What good's it gonna do against a nation that raids itself? I'm waiting' for paper like, "Hell, man, I'm sitting in a shell" Epi, you're safe in that cell, be thankful it's jail I used to be Rozi's little member in 15 18 I was raiding AAs and being obscene I used to, lurk in the forums and just upvote Till Alex came and showed that politics is just a joke I used to play all day, now I have to earn my pay How do I do real life? survive Try to thrive, end up deprived, sit and cry At least I have a real wife, I guess I must just grew up quick (no) Blew up quick (no), was raised right whatever I say is right, whatever you say is wrong You think of my name now whenever you say, Ron Don't know my destiny because I hate T-R-E A-T-Y 'cause my first AA said goodbye Can't wait 'til James see mine Now, coming back, was it worth it? No, but now I'm a poet Read my posts, sit, what? Think I'm not legit? You hear this gif? Oh its upside down Here, let me turn this SOB up right now That's why they call me J Kell (I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back That's why they call me J Kell (I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back That's why they call me J Kell (I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back That's why they call me J Kell (Shady, I'm) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back I take each brand new nation's Discord handle and message them Just to see if he hate spheres loves me and wants to cause some mayhem And if he responds to me, he'll let me on his nation's helm And becomes a puppet in my new paperless realm My name is J Kell I've hated paper way before my first farewell The sensational, "Back is the incredible!" With Shifty Elf, who just finds the leaks plentiful It's Shifty Elf on the, OWF Tryin' to, DOX your friends and give Alex stress Its a sick Orbis we play in these days J Kell, For Pete's sakes give back Ronny's ICSs! Geez, you guys are so sensitive J Kell you might get banned, why don't you just join Test Posts with no sense in it, trying to get most Liked posts Raise everyone's hopes Hitting every roast and include the most jokes everyone sending notes, wanting to get close I tell them all to go, join Rose They get high and overdose And that's where I get my name from That's why they call me They call me J Kell (I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back That's why they call me J Kell (I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back That's why they call me J Kell (I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back That's why they call me J Kell (I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back I take the user list of the RON Discord server Buy a comic, its a real page turner And give the code to anyone who hits a member And that's the whole Balkans lobby raided all in one turn Cause I'm J Kell, They tell me to go to hell It'd be funny if they fell and hurt themselves And by the way Perpetuals, who do they play? Am I the only one who realizes they can't raid? Should I join an AA and care what y'all think? Read ink and sign every paper ya'll drink? It's why I tend to block out when I hear things 'Cause all these bots screamin' is makin' my ears ring So I just, throw up a middle finger and let it linger Longer than the rumor that I was kicking it with Firewolf 'Cause if I ever kicked it with any player in Orbis It'd be Charlie Travel, and Soup Cat you know this I'm sorry Soups, but I don't care if the Johnsons were my own sphere I'd still dissolve em and stab the leaders with my spear And have Orbis and my peers raid me at the same time And just say that that ain't kind, what's my name? I'm J Kell (I'm) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back That's why they call me J Kell (I'm back) I'm back, I'm back That's why they call me J Kell (I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back They call me J Kell (I'm back) I'm back, (I'm back) I'm back

So WTF, I remember when I used to actually not care about them, cool to see that they are making me actively not care about them again.

Well shiver me timbers! We sprung a leak! Raid them till they tell you where they stashed Lenin's body! We need it preserved!

Lyrics: Why did I do this.... I don't know... I like having fun