J Kell

Wants to be in one and "battle"

If anyone ever wants to come on and do one of these with me, reach out.

Psst @EpimetheusTalksI'll await for your response... LYRICS: VERSE 1 So I'm back. I'm on the rack and orating I know that you got a job little Freddi But EPI's BS problems are complicating And I don't who I should be congratulating Wrote a song about epi a few years ago Everybody told me I should just let it go Kev even flew and said don't be a foe Then guess who blew into my phone, George Then he handed me a microphone Told me a couple stories you should probably know So without further ado let's start the show and demonstrate Epi's long lived status quo How do you spend an hour on a livestream Not explain anything and stuck on the same screen Saying you got intelligence but showing us nothing Anything to keep relevance without actually being "Actually I did cite to some positive proof" Yeah and Rose ripped that fedora of ya, silly goof Durnill wannabe and that's all you'll ever be Chasing a dream of a dead Youtuber's scene All rise for the trial of the century mess, Where the facts wear wigs and the claims bench-press The gavel’s a spoon, the clerk’s half asleep, And Epi’s got theories stacked thirty feet deep CHORUS Balance of prob-a-bi-li-ties, That’s not a fact, that’s just disease You tossed out truth for fan-tasies, Now you swingin’ wild with no receipts (2x) VERSE 2 Court’s in session, bring the lights and the tea, Mr. Epi, take the stand — explain your decree Your honor, Rose broke the pact, that’s fact! Just don’t ask when or where I’m not good with that Clause two, clause four somewhere in between They plotted in shadows or maybe a dream Can you show us proof? A log? A name? Or is this more of your mind palace game? I don’t need proof, I’ve got intuition And balance of probabilities that’s my ammunition Sir, that’s just vibes with a lawyer disguise We need facts, not your bedtime lies People lie, people scheme, people do bad stuff So I figured Rose did too that’s evidence enough And the debt thing? That CB claim? The bank said “nah,” so who’s to blame? Look, just ‘cause no record exists at all Doesn’t mean it didn’t happen behind the firewall So your whole case is pure suspicion No plot, no proof, just gut intuition? Exactly, my friend — and that’s Clause 2! Where logic goes missing, and fantasy’s true Everybody join hands with me Epi on the Dream Team! CHORUS Balance of prob-a-bi-li-ties, That’s not a fact, that’s just disease You tossed out truth for fan-tasies, Now you swingin’ wild with no receipts (2x) Request a Diss of your enemy: hit me up on Discord.

Gosh, you're just as whinny as you were 5 years ago. Your character development doesn't exist! I knew Hollywood couldn't write good fedora wearing characters anymore.

Honestly, no point in making anything myself, this makes all the points needed

A Non-Event Horizon - J Kell (Verse 1) Writing to strike a tone, EVH’s dirty play, Striking a TI clown, in the cruelest way. A month since they got owned, and you’re back with a sneer, Hitting while their down, yet only you have fear (Pre-Chorus) They’re sneaking through the shadows, taking cheap shots, Snacking on some tadpoles, eating before they hop. Go for a real threat, not someone’s shame-kink You don’t hide your fear as well as you may think (Chorus) Oh, EVH, have you measured your might? You must be scared to face a real fight, Striking a loser AA, then claiming a real win! Curious the tale you will have to spin! Oh, EVH, have you measured your might? You must be scared to face a real fight, Striking a loser AA, then claiming a real win! Curious the tale you will have to spin! (Verse 2) You think you’re clever, taking shots at a child? But we’re onto your tactics, we know you are mild We need an experiment on your morals Kick out a bully then bully the immortals (Pre-Chorus) They’re sneaking through the shadows, taking cheap shots, Snacking on some tadpoles, eating before they hop. Go for a real threat, not someone’s shame-kink You don’t hide your fear as well as you may think (Chorus) Oh, EVH, have you measured your might? You must be scared to face a real fight, Striking a loser AA, then claiming a real win! Curious the tale you will have to spin! STREAM THE ALBUM: PnW Cycle! AppleMusic Link: https://music.apple.com/us/album/the-pnw-cycle/1760244719

Fantastic to have you here! Hope to see you around in the Orbis world!

Good Day Ladies and Gentlemen of Orbis! J Kell has returned with vengeance! After running with Roz for nearly half a decade, working courageously at the Soup Kitchen, and then escaping from Orbis in a rocketship loaned to him by Spaceology, J Kell has been casted down from heaven! Back into the throws of Orbis. Having been forced to re-roll due to @Kastor, J Kell made a horrible nation that will never get past 1 city! He quickly set off to create a major album to commemorate the 10 year anniversary of Orbis! INTRODUCING The PnW Cycle Coming August 5th on all major streaming platforms Featuring @Kevanovia @Charlie Traveler @Kastor @Alex Below is the track-list Follow below to be ready to stream J Kell's PnW Album on Spotify, Apple Music, or YouTube https://music.apple.com/us/artist/j-kell/581552626 https://www.youtube.com/@JKellMusic/featured

The fact we all play this game shows we don't deserve respect anyways

Stop bullying!

Those are the ones I specifically avoid!

Verse One (JKell) I woke up this morning being raided again The snorlax is snoring I may reach the end The desire is burning I’ll never survive I don’t plan on staying and being eaten alive My alliance is fleeting I feel overwhelmed My heartbeat is racing I’m losing myself I feel like quitting with all of my friends I woke up this morning being raided again I’m getting slot filled Ron pilled Leader just got a raw deal Poached by Spinx and concealed Into the forums to unveil All the things I kept sealed Now are stories to wield To try to get my revenge For all the time I wasted Chorus (JKell) I hate this game I’m never coming back You’re all lame How can you not feel trapped? I hate this game I’m never coming back You all are lame How can you not feel trapped? I’m quitting now! I ain’t coming back I quit I’m quitting now! I ain’t coming back I quit I’m quitting now! I ain’t coming back I quit I’m quitting now! Maybe I’ll come back in a few, sorry Verse Two (Charlie Traveler) I quit a dozen times And I always come back I just got another email Says I'm under attack I lost a hundred thousand infra Come on cut me some slack man Real life is calling and I want some of that I'm quitting now! This game is shot This is the end of the ride and now I'm gone My final goodbye this time around so now I'll say so long To this toxic game, to the drama, to the friends that we never made To the money that we paid all along the way I got hit by THREE nations, what can I say Chorus (JKell) I hate this game I’m never coming back You’re all lame How can you not feel trapped? I hate this game I’m never coming back You all are lame How can you not feel trapped? I’m quitting now! I ain’t coming back I quit I’m quitting now! I ain’t coming back I quit I’m quitting now! I ain’t coming back I quit I’m quitting now! Maybe I’ll come back in a few, sorry I’m quitting now! I ain’t coming back I quit I’m quitting now! I ain’t coming back I quit I’m quitting now! I ain’t coming back I quit I’m quitting now! I’ll come back…

And you just might here a new song before its on the forum

PnW for the last 2 years

But for real, congrats. Keep grinding.

New micro on the street True Marco can't even beat Dancing with two left feet Glimpsing what we could be Historical AA Hysterical FA Ridiculous Pay Day For some leaders who can't play Its really sad how we got to this point They really mad @Kastorcame out with this joint But its reality for all those who joined today Because they see a top AA that makes them say Hook We may not be the Best We may not beat the rest But at least we admit our totals We know how to logon We may not last that long But at least we aren't the immortals Verse 2 All the new guys joining up Sticking around for world war one Reality sinks in, wow, you guys really suck Trying it out on their own Now they realize they aren't boned As a pretense for living right on your phone That's incredible, its delectable and impracticable For you to never win once and but always be immortal Hypocritical if not hysterical that you always die yet you stay alive Hook We may not be the Best We may not beat the rest But at least we admit our totals We know how to logon We may not last that long But at least we aren't the immortals Verse 3 Live forever But never a winner Everlasting life But losing every time You'll never die You'll forever cry Death will avoid While you feel void No skills to flaunt Just an endless haunt Ageless and free but talent flees thee Endless existence Lacking Persistence Immortal and Bland With not a Single plan Cover Art @darkblade Published Via Media. Join Here: https://discord.gg/aNg9DnzqWG

Hell no, keep going. I'm getting Grade A material here!

How many alliances are this bad in reality but are being propped up by strong treaties and poor competition? 🤔

Lyrics I'm Back, JKell Roaming in Orbis You're wack, JKell Floating in your orbit Yeah I'm here, stay clear You can't hit me, wrong tier I've been gone long, shed a tear Cause I grip the mic, with all might Cause Kev told me you need some smite I'mma hit you with all of my plight Not going back to Roz Wei knows that they miss me I won't talk on Ron Yes I Keep up with Shifty I saw the server crash and I just had to laugh All these people paying money and they end up with that It's kinda funny the pixel lovers couldn't even look at their stash I'm Back, JKell Roaming in Orbis You're wack, JKell Floating in your orbit If your vocation is this game Take a vacation and go away Cap a pill and just lay Your brain is too frayed Like a micro when a raid Slice its heads like a fillet And by the end of the day Its all owned by Vein Kev told me to come back I've got what you all lack But I'll give you a new track So you can reach my stack Catch me in Media's Discord server for more hot tunes hitting Orbis