[Legion V Day]

9 hours ago, Uncle Iroh said:

Legion prides itself on stout loyalty with many members promising to quit PnW if Kiwi ever leaves. 

Same. He and I have a suicide pact but are unfortunately neither of us are sensible enough to pull the trigger.

Happy birthday Legion ❤️ 

[[Nuke Event/DoW] Total Drama Orbis - Results]

It's very classic that threatening everyone's pixels is by far the most effective way to put on a community event.  

Fine work on leaving your mark as Arrgh leadership and thanks for the interesting times, Hatebi.

[[Nuke Event] Total Drama Orbis - Round 2]

For the Grumpy Gardeners!

[[Nuke Event] Total Drama Orbis - Round 1]

130 people (as of now) spending their Friday night staring at a forum poll, this is truly a moment.

[[DoE / Peace] Introducing… Tulip]

I won't lie, I like the Tulip flag...

See you all around, I had fun! Over 8b worth of fun  

[[Announcement] Freedom, At Last]

Cheers, Sketchy. Thanks for your contributions to making the game more interesting over the years.

Enjoy retirement as well Betta, o7 to the rest of y'all for having to do more stuff

[[Anniversary] Man or Machine?]

It's about time that someone stands up to the little guys.

[2024 Final FTL Awards Results]

In case of an investigation by any federal entity or similar, I do not have any involvement with this group or with the people in it, I do not know how I am here, probably added by a third party, I do not support any actions by the member of this group.

[In Memoriam: Remembering Shanghainese, a Valued Member of the Rose Community]

Shang was an incredibly bright young man, heavily involved in his community and a number of youth organizations, it's a truly tragic loss for the many who have met him. May he rest in peace.

[[Mutiny] Third Act Twist]

Well deserved indeed! Congrats Hatebi! Condolences on the scarlet macaw 😔 Arrgh!

[[RoH] Glass Houses on Eclipse Way]

12 minutes ago, Leftbehind said:

They aint ripe yet master. Lefty knows master has important Villainous to play. Lefty good slave, master sir. 

I'm starting to have second thoughts on this whole public FA thing

[[RoH] Glass Houses on Eclipse Way]

46 minutes ago, WarriorSoul said:

I didn’t know anyone in Rose could read or write before this post

I self-taught about a week ago to figure out what the hell all the Odium stuff was about  from there it kinda snowballed

[[Anniversary] Arrghanronpa: Decadence]

Cheers to friends and foes (often both) in Arrgh! And to the many Admirals of old. Happy 10th!

[[Reverse Nuke Auction/RoH] The Voting Game - Election Interference]

gg on not only making by far the most engaging "community event" in years, but also raking in over 20b for Arrgh already. That's insane.

[[Reverse Nuke Auction] The Voting Game - Round 2]

Well that's one way to stop the count. Now I'm feeling extra silly about that 50m I spent on Rose last round! What a miscalculation!!

[[Reverse Nuke Auction] The Voting Game - Round 2]

[What does PnW think is the worst alliance?]

22 minutes ago, I Hate Sauerkraut said:

Personally, I think Rose is the worst, even tho they are the most powerful alliance in the game, and also one of the oldest, their leadership has consistently sucked, I don't know about the new leadership, but based on past leadership and Rose's past affairs, I think the are the worst alliance in the game.

Real. Particularly early 2015. Ockey has taught you well

[[PEACE] Darkest Hour Deux Done]

1 hour ago, Wendell Williams said:

So:

? 

?

[A Brave Heart's Last Stand]

Bunnet joined up with Rose in the months leading up to NPOLT and has never failed to be an exceptional member, through thick and thin, fighting alongside us through many wars since. Despite having an extensive repertoire from CN dating back to 2008, you wouldn't have guessed it based on how Bunnet carries himself in a modest and unassuming manner - I personally went ages without realizing just how deep his connections to these games goes, until I stumbled upon his name on WAPA's page during a CN wiki nostalgia trip. It's been heartening to see folks from all corners in CN coming out to show support for Bunnet and now P&W as well. From myself and on behalf of Rose, thank you for spending time with us for all these years, you are the man and it continues to be a pleasure to know you. Truly a brother in arms, we are here for you as you have been for us.

It's been nearly a decade since I've played CN:TE, but I'm looking forward to learning the ropes again and fighting alongside you once more. o/

[Apologies about the unsuitable proposal]

I will admit that the name "Union of Ununified Nations" pleases me.

[.]

On my way to offshore Rose's bank and lose 20% of it to Game Rule #16, I'll call it the Inflation Reduction Act 🙏

[[DoW] Meeting with HR]

1 hour ago, Ronjoy Tehmina said:

A well written post. Unsurprising coming from Shwin, but nonetheless makes me happy! @Kurdanakthe resistance isn't over! Its not too late to rescue yourself from the pervasive culture of meme DoWs! 

Best wishes to everyone involved (apart from @Kastor) ! 

The people have spoken, shitposts are the way. 😔

[[DoW (RoH??)] Gonna Paint Our Wagon]

 
 

Once upon a time, a Declaration of War would be written out with a thorough explanation of motives/grievances with signatures from the whole gang. Emerging from hibernation eight years later, I found that P&W has been overrun by new-age shitpost DoWs with a vague reference to the CB at best and a fever dream spiral into insanity at worst. 
 

And honestly, I couldn’t be more proud - if you can’t beat em’, join em’! Time to sellout, baby! I have to pass Alex somehow. At least there’s no AI, I cheat the old-fashioned way - borderline plagiarism.

 

ROSE ANNOUNCES THAT OUR INVESTIGATION INTO ENCRYPTED SINGULARITY COMMUNICATIONS HAS CONCLUDED

On 7/12/2024 at 10:35 PM, Sketchy said:

@Eumirbago

DESPITE HOLDING OUT HOPE THAT WE MAY EXTEND OUR GLORIOUS, UNIVERSALLY ENJOYED NAP PILE (NO TKR ALLOWED)

OUR TEAM HAS DEDUCED THAT THE BLOODIED SYNDICATE FLAG IS A VEILED WARNING TO US FROM OUR DEAR SHOGUN

SUSPICIONS WERE FURTHER SUPPORTED THROUGH ANALYSIS OF SUBTLE DISPLAYS OF SYNDICATE AGGRESSION

 

THE SYNDICATE APPEARS TO BE SO CONFIDENT IN THEIR IMPENDING VICTORY THAT THEY HAVE EXCLUDED RETIREES FROM THE DRAFT

 

ROSE HAS THUS DECIDED TO DECLARE WAR ON THE SYNDICATE AND ITS ALLIES IN WHAT CAN ONLY BE CONSIDERED SELF-DEFENSE

 

HARRY FLASHMAN WOULD ALSO LIKE TO WISH TARROC A WELL-DESERVED RETIREMENT AFTER HANDING ROSE ANOTHER CLASSIC SYNDICATE ROLLING

HARRY SAYS A CLASSIC BRITISH LINE AND LAUGHS HEARTILY. WASTEKING LAUGHS. TARROC LAUGHS. GEORGE AND KURDANAK PRETEND TO UNDERSTAND AND BOTH LAUGH. CAMERA FADES TO BLACK, BUT SOMETHING FEELS OFF…

 

P.S. I'll be busy DoW night so if I'm wrong and have misread the situation, please just disregard all of the above! Man, that'd be an embarrassing misunderstanding - retirement party's going to be super awkward now. Peace next DC and 6 month NAP? Sounds like another Strategic Syndisphere Victory to me.

As always, please forward all FA inquiries to @Ockey5.

[[Disbandment] A Holy Decree From His Holiness Pontifext Atomicus James II et al.]

RIP. Best of luck to CoA's member wherever they may go, especially to all the NG rascals like @Stewieand @Caustic (as if they check the forums).

[[Treaty] “Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us together today.”]

Congrats, but where's the in-game treaty? Is this thing a mawwiage, or a miwage?!