I was joking on the IRC that I got offers from several alliances that went like this:
"HEY! Ashland, we saw that you traded with one of our members! Did you know that our alliance has the hurpader and the durpader?! Join us now and you'll have access to all our hurpaders and durpaders! You just have to go through this application process and there's some paperwork to fill out."
Eh... Pass.
"Ashland, we invite you to join our alliance; the alliance with more dapadurs an durpahurs than any other!"
Mm... I don't know...
"Join us, we'll give you 20,000 dollars."
Yup. You, sir, have a deal.