Edition #1
"Greetings, I am Anton Budny, bringing you RNN, the Ruthenian News Network. Today is our first ever broadcast since the Chernigov Eagle was, well, discontinued...
We here at RNN believe that it is only right to continue the goal of the Chernigov Eagle to remain as unbiased as possible. Of course, we know that it will be completely impossible, but who is to say that we can not try, am I right?" Someone says "No!" from the opposite side of the room. "Shut up, Pavlo!" From the same area, the voice said "Sorry!".
"Okay, back to the topic at hand, we have received word that a new national park is being opened, as well as that ground has been broken on the Sewick Memorial Tower, which will be the first building in Chernigov to have it's own Sviatoslavite reactor. Not only that, but there has been word that the last of the traitors in the Great Ruthenian Civil War will be put on trial, likely to be executed. First up, the new National Park, I guess."
NEW NATIONAL PARK
"That is right, today, Czar Alexei Lysenko will be at Mt. Hovlera for the opening ceremony of Hovlera National Park, the first of it's kind in our nation. At the same time, it is believed that more places will be made into national parks in the future. These areas will have a prohibition on hunting anything, so as to preserve the natural beauty of the region."
"Next, we have some things that are not as important, as I pretty much covered them earlier, except for the trial, which is tomorrow, so I guess that this is all for now. Anton Budny, signing out."
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