All is Lost
Entry posted by Emperor Penguin Rikkar ·
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OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER.
THE NESTINGLAND OF KRAKKE
ALL AVAILABLE TROOPS MUST REPEL THE ENEMY!
FAILURE WILL BE PUNISHED WITH PECKING SQUADS!
SLANDER AGAINST THE TOTAL WAR WILL BE PUNISH-
*Please stand by...
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*Please stand by...
Please Stand By, For a Word from Our Emperor Penguin
Waddlers of this Nestingland:
I have failed you.
We Have failed the Nestingland.
Our enemies, once meek and timid, have rose against us in far greater numbers than we could ever have imagined.
Our Proud Capitol, once the envy of the continent, has been sacked by ignorant savages.
There is nothing left for us. Our title of Master-fowl is unworthy of Penguin Blood.
We cannot as a nation survive with such shame.
We cannot as a Nest live with this defeat.
Operation Burning Pole is under effect.
We must remove our unworthy nation from this planet.
Nothing shall remain of our degenerate species.
Fin Hail.
Remain in your domiciles. Failure to do so will result in summary termination.
Remain in your dom-
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