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Roz Wei News (RWN):
After the Son of Heaven, Rozalia's, many legendary exploits in the Legend of Rozalia, countries around the world are all adopting the Roz Wei style of dress so they can be that little bit closer to their hero. Some comments from individuals around the world include:
<Caillou> I resisted as long as I could but it was never in doubt, Roz Wei's fashion is just ravishing. The yellow Rose attire we were using up to this point was honestly a bit naff, we just couldn't compare.
<MrBooty> What can I say, it's all just so sexy much like the man at the top himself.
<Katerina> When his brave soldiers went into my moist forest, penetrating it ever so deeply, I caught some looks at his men and oh were they just so good looking in those clothes of theirs... I knew right there that I had to have my men wear them too.
<Ole> We wanted manly clothes but when we thought about it... Who better than Rozalia? We are now both manly and beautiful.
<MrHat> I'm waiting on our shipment of clothes, can't wait. Honestly when I met Rozalia way back I knew I had met a hero that only comes along every one thousand years, as such I always wanted to be like him, who is quite honestly, my hero.
<Godfrey> I curse that our religion of peace does not allow anything beyond green garments. Rozalia honestly was just the greatest, but alas foolishly we just did not know then, forgive us oh Heavens!
<Placentica> Alpha means the beginning, but it's quite clear to anyone who has heard of Rozalia that he is clearly the Omega, the final perfect ideal of a man. Who else could be the Son of Heaven.
Rozalia, the man, the myth, the living legend! Is said to be inspiring children everywhere when they hear of his many victories over villainous foes such as, the cantankerous Grillick, the esurient Lyrositor, the monomaniacal Ibrahim, the caitiff Don Juan, and the obstinate Belisarius. It has been observed that when a child cries, the mere mention of Rozalia's name is enough to cause them to cease.
This was an edition of news from Roz Wei, reporting only the most accurate and Heavenly of news. And remember... To thank. The Heavens. For Rozalia!
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