Emperor Penguin Rikkar Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER. THE NESTINGLAND OF KRAKKE BREAKING NEWS "Waddlers of the Nestingland: Tragedy has struck. While our nation slept, traitorous elements within the Nest Defence Force allowed a military strike deep within our borders. Lives were lost, homes destroyed. We have dealt with those guilty of Species Treason, their deaths were swift and voluntary. Our allies have once again come to our aid, but if there are more out there that are sympathetic to the Over-Fowl, any support is justified when used against such an insidious foe. But now, Gentlefowl, I ask each of you a simple question: Do you want to see this great nation fall? Do you want to see our homes destroyed? NO? THEN DENY the foe! Push back as we have been forced to do, time and again! Your Nestingland calls you to action, your chicks cry for vengeance! For every ten blows struck we shall deal one deathblow! Match every strike tenfold! BOMB. FOR. BOMB! The True Master-Fowl will bow to no one! If we are to reach this Final Victory then there shall be no respite for the enemy! WILL WE TRIUMPH? I ASK OF YOU, WILL WE TRIUMPH?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Jong-Il Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Keep fighting until you can waddle no more 1 Quote The many forms of proof regarding Kastor's sexuality: - Kastor: I already came out the closet. - MaIone: I'm gay * MaIone is now known as Kastor - Henri: i'm a !@#$it Skable: the !@#$ is a codo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Bubblegum Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 http://youtu.be/gaUnyVysicc?t=5m20s Yum. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Penguin Rikkar Posted March 5, 2015 Author Share Posted March 5, 2015 (edited) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G587aOukrcU&t=1m50s Not so yum. OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER. THE NESTINGLAND OF KRAKKE BREAKING NEWS The Nestingland is Proud to announce the foundry of PenguinKraftWagons, the newest and most innovative turn in Penguin Technology. Eschewing speed for hardiness and long-range firepower, the PnKfw I "Rockhopper" is a tribute to the ingenuity of the Master-Fowl. Edited March 5, 2015 by Emperor Penguin Rikkar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Penguin Rikkar Posted March 7, 2015 Author Share Posted March 7, 2015 OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER. THE NESTINGLAND OF KRAKKE BREAKING NEWS KRAKKE VICTORIOUS After days of harsh fighting and successfully pushing the Sub-fowl aggressors once again out of the Nestingland, Krakkian officials state that the new PnKfw I Rockhoppers are even more successful as building busters than anti-armor. Extensive testing was used in the Aggressors cities, to widespread and glorious effect. With its second victory under its belt and its only other successful aggressor disbanded and scattered, the Nestingland declare that celebratory Herring rations will be issued to all enlisted soldiers. Enlist now for more herring! Seizing the opportunity to expand south upon the Sub-fowl unoccupied territories of the old United States after numerous ignored communications about a possible cooperation with Communist and Socialist forces, Penguinaries are crossing the northern borders of Alaska, Washington, Idaho, and Montana. Emperor Penguin Rikkar has declared this a "simple need for acquiring more Herringsraum, as the CommuSeal threat coupled with a harsh winter has left our great Nestingland bereft of food resources". Hostile elements are being encountered, and Penguinaries are instructed to target any groups of five or more Sub-fowl as potential insurgents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niklaus Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 I like your posts. Quite entertaining. 1 Quote Blood of a king. Heart of a lion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Penguin Rikkar Posted March 8, 2015 Author Share Posted March 8, 2015 OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER. THE NESTINGLAND OF KRAKKE BREAKING NEWS The Nestingland has been disgusted to discover crude prisoner-of-war camps in the old metropolitan areas of the now-defunct United States. Called "Zoos" (most likely a contraction of Prisoner, highlighting the insane mindset of the Sub-fowl arrayed against us) these insidious camps have been left untreated after the collapse of their national government. Captured citizens and unnaturalized Master-Birds are being processed back into the Nestingland, while the rest of the Sub-fowl exhibits are being euthanized to free up resources. Hate the sickening PriZOOner camps? Enlist today and receive an additional Herring ration! Penguinaries marching ashore on the Washington coast. Mass gains are being made in Alaska and Washington, however the Idaho and Montana fronts are putting up stiff resistance. Some false info has been disseminated among the Nestingland's enemies of mass Sub-fowl termination, and the State would like to inform that while the will is there, the ability to efficiently process such a demand has not been established at this present time. Those that have fallen for the Leader, Nest, and Nestingland: Finleader Karvo, KIA, Montana Front Chinstrap Ekerr, KIA, Montana Front Chinstrap Po, KIA, Washington Front Finwielder Warble, KIA, Idaho Front Chinstrap Carkle, KIA, Idaho Front Chinstrap Treil, KIA, Alaska Front Finleader Nublie, KIA, Alaska Front Finwielder Bilk, KIA, Alaska Front Their deaths will be repaid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Penguin Rikkar Posted March 10, 2015 Author Share Posted March 10, 2015 OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER. THE NESTINGLAND OF KRAKKE BREAKING NEWS Warfronts are now considered stabilized across Alaska, Washington, and Idaho. Sub-fowl within Herringsraum borders are now considered insurgents by the State, and are being dealt with accordingly. Soon, Herring rations will be abolished with the new farms being set up across these new territories. Don't forget, enlist now and receive an extra Herring ration today! Master-birds all across the nation are celebrating the completion of Old Pengu, where arms manufacturers are churning out expansion materiel in the name of the Nestingland. A delegation from the city of New Pengu is on its way to oversee its Sister-city. CommuSeal sightings are at a record low, and any Waddlers of the Nestingland are compelled to report any sign of CommuSeal activity. Failure to comply with State regulation is a Terminal Offense! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Penguin Rikkar Posted March 10, 2015 Author Share Posted March 10, 2015 OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER. THE NESTINGLAND OF KRAKKE BREAKING NEWS Once again, our peaceful Nestingland has been besieged. Our enemies have attempted to breach our borders in the name of their knavish lifestyle, only to meet our Rockhopper tanks and our vengeful Penguinaries. And, for the first time in Penguin history, the Master-race is even striking from the skies. Behold, Sub-fowl Aggressors: The Machine-Engine 626 "Little Blue"! Armed with twin 30mm machine cannons and a single jet engine, the Little Blue has revolutionized Penguin warfare. No more will the Master-fowl be consigned to the ground, to gaze in wonder upon the many other subspecies that have taunted their betters with the ability to fly. Our success will spring from our determination. Onward, Waddlers, To Final Victory! Enlist now for an additional Herring ration! Failure to support the Nestingland's Foreign Policies and Penguinaries is a Terminal offence! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodo Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 This. I like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Penguin Rikkar Posted March 10, 2015 Author Share Posted March 10, 2015 The Nestingland appreciates Jodinian support. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Penguin Rikkar Posted March 11, 2015 Author Share Posted March 11, 2015 OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER. THE NESTINGLAND OF KRAKKE BREAKING NEWS FINAL VICTORY Once again, the Nestingland has seized Final Victory from their cowardly aggressors. The success of the ME-626 Little Blues has grown State military interest, and soon a full Air-Weapon branch will be created in the name of the Master-Birds. Got what it takes to fly? Enlist now and receive an additional Herring ration! Full removal of insurgents from the new Herringsraum territories of the former United States has been achieved. Penguinaries are still on patrol for any Sub-fowl that might be attempting to mount a counterattack. Support in the removal of Sub-fowl is compulsory. Failure to support state ideology is a terminal offence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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