[Treaty] We Interrupt Your Regularly Scheduled Broadcasting for this Important Announcement

[Elros Tar-Minyatur]

 

 

"Let me tell you a story. One day, the High King of The Forgotten Realms (TFR) and his Knights were riding along the border of their kingdom when they happened upon the most mysterious of strangers. The stranger seemed to be made of metal. The High King and his Knights were shocked to see that this metal “man” was seemingly alive. This metal man greeted the High King and his Knights and introduced itself as Bender “Bending” Rodriguez. The High King and his Knights were amazed, this metal man could apparently talk and was drinking alcohol. Desiring to get to the bottom of this, the High King asked Bender to take him to whoever made him. So, Bender took the High King to Mom’s Friendly Robot Company (MFRco).

The High King and his Knights were amazed by the innovation and by all the metal men that populated the company. When they arrived, they were greeted by MFRco’s leaders, Sweetstorm and Soup Cat. A friendship between TFR and MFRco was quickly formed.

As TFR and MFRco grew closer, they desired to get as close they could to each other. So with this document, we, the undersigned, hereby declare our friendship, our allegiance, and our faith and trust in each other."

Mom's Forgotten Realms

 

Article I: Mutual Defense

Both parties agree that they shall defend each other until 0 pixels are had by all! Should either party come under attack, the other is required to help in countering the attacker. 

Article II: Optional Offense

Both parties agree that should either of them conduct offensive operations, they are encouraged to join, and will be belittled for no less than one month when they do not partake in the slaughter.

Article III: Non-Aggression

Both parties shall share their ideologies, opinions, advice and experiences to one another in interior, economic, foreign, and military affairs in case the second party needs them.

Article IV: Intelligence

Both parties agree to share intelligence with each other, any pertinent information to one party’s well-being, reputation, political strength, military threats shall be shared with no delay.

Article V: Aid

Both parties are encouraged to seek mutually beneficial economic relations with one another and to encourage trading between nations of either signatory. 

Article VI: Cancellation

Both parties have the right to cancel this treaty at any time, for any reason. Should either party wish to cancel this treaty, they are required to inform the other party in private of their reasons for cancellation at least 96 hours before the intended cancellation. After the 96 hours is over, all Articles of this treaty will be considered null and void. 

Signatories,

For The Forgotten Realms:

High King:

His Glorious Majesty, the High King of The Forgotten Realms, Elros Tar-Minyatur, the Half-Elven, High King of the Reunited Kingdoms of the Númenóreans, High King of Gondor and Arnor, High King of all the Númenóreans and of all the Dúnedain, High King of the Free Men of the West, King of All the Mountains, Lord of Anduinë and of all the Faithful, Heir of the Noldor, Brother of Elrond Half-Elven, & Son of Eärendil the Mariner.

Lord Ruler:

His Glorious Majesty, the Lord Ruler of The Forgotten Realms; Rashek, the Sliver of Infinity, the Father, the Hero of Ages, King Mistborn, the Undying, the Ascended, the First Allomancer and Feruchemist.

Princes of the Realms:

His Royal Highness, Prince Cephalo of The Forgotten Realms, IT Genius, & Master of the Scripts 

His Royal Highness, Prince Alrea of The Forgotten Realms, Slayer of Mankind, Warhammer prodigy, & Keeper of the Keys

High Lord’s of State:

Grand Provost Marshal: Sybreal

Chancellor of the Estate: John Mathews

Chamberlain of the Council: Masterchief, the Rap Jesus

 

For Mom’s Friendly Robot Company:

The owners of all good old fashioned robots and MOMs friendly robot company, top dark matter mining contractors for DOOP, owners of MOMs friendly deliver company, supreme mothers of MomCorp old-fashioned Jams, Jellies and Military Systems; Soup Cat & Sweetstorm

Farnsworth: Future owner of Planet express, creator of the sports-utility robot, close friend and second in charge to MOM; Adam

Heads of Divisions:
Sweetstorm, Head of MOMs Militaries and Killbots

Joe Anderson, Head of Vending Machines, Keeper of Sheets and Leader of Economic Advancement

King of Aristonia, Head of Marketing & Photoshop Master

Edited April 17, 2023 by Elros Tar-Minyatur

[SOUP CAT]

Hello dearies, here at MOMs friendly robot company we are pleased to offer the best robots known to sentient kind. We are extremely pleased with our new partnership with the forgotten realms.  

[MinesomeMC]

ok now hit someone

[Elros Tar-Minyatur]

Just now, SOUP CAT said:

Hello dearies, here at MOMs friendly robot company we are pleased to offer the best robots known to sentient kind. We are extremely pleased with our new partnership with the forgotten realms.  

We in The Forgotten Realms may not understand how these "metal men" work, but they definitely intrigue us. We look forward to any and all the shenanigans that we will be getting into. I look forward to our kinship and hope we can keep up in the drinking contests with your "metal men."

[Juuzou]

Congratulations! 

[MasterChief]

😘😘😘

[Nokia Rokia]

nice best of luck to yall

[luciuskonst]

Heartiest congratulations! ❤️